[Game] Corrupt a wish

[TheLilyCat]

Heyyy people,

So most of you probably already know this game, but just in case, I'll explain it again:
Someone will post a wish, and the next person will "corrupt" it and make their own wish. Try to be as creative as possible!

Rules:

1. Start your post with "Wish granted, but..."
2. Wait for 2 people to post before posting again
3. If you are posting about something other than the game, put it in brackets

Example:
littled1997: I wish for a horse.
GamerGuts: Wish granted, but you smell bad so he runs away.
I wish for a cake
Teamplayer21: [I wonder what the next person is going to answer]
xlilylilyx: Wish granted, but it's a lie.
I wish for a cat-pocalypse

And so on!
I'll start:
I wish for a cat-pocalypse

 

[Lauren]

Wish granted but the cats rampage through the streets and kill all your friends.
[Edit] I wish for a mirror.

 

[TheLilyCat]

[You need to make a wish too!]

 

[shapdoggy]

Wish granted but the mirror teleports you into a parallel universe.

 

[Lauren]

@shapdoggy you need to make a wish.

 

[shapdoggy]

Ok i wish for a supercomputer

 

[Lauren]

Wish granted but you get a virus, which basically gives the supercomputer to some criminals.
I wish for a pillow.

 

[hhamp1]

The pillow is hard.

I wish for a monster truck

 

[Lauren]

The monster truck gets stopped by the police because it is unlicensed and unsafe.
I wish for a cookie.

 

[hhamp1]

You get a nasty sugar cookie with no flavor.

I wish for gun-game to come back!

 

[shapdoggy]

The gungame comes back but its bugged

 

[TheLilyCat]

[You have to make a wiiiish!!]

I wish for more people on this forum

 

[Lauren]

The forum gets flooded with a load of idiots.
I wish for VIP on this server.

 

[shapdoggy]

Vip become regular players and regs become vip

I wish for a ferrari

 

[TheLilyCat]

You get a ferrari, but you don't know how to drive so you crash and die.

I wish for a cookie

 

[Lauren]

You realise that Awesomelandd has already wished for a cookie.
I wish for skywars to get released soon.

 

[shapdoggy]

Wish granted but skywars gives your computer a virus

I wish for a rank

 

[TheLilyCat]

You get a rank, but it's this rank.

I wish for a never-ending chocolate milkshake cup

 

[shapdoggy]

Omg are the pictures still not working

 

[shapdoggy]

The slips out of your hand and drops into a ravine where it gets lost

I wish for food