Funniest Murder Wins

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Tyler

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Hey guys, I was wondering what was your best/funniest moment when you won a game of murder. It can be whether you were the murderer or innocent.

Here's my story. There were three people and I was one of them. The gunner was trying to shoot me when the killer jumped off a balcony in Italy and killed him. I yelled "Jesus!" and he started to chase me. I stopped and said "wait". He actually stopped. I said "I want to say my last words." He said "oh fine, what is it?"
I then asked if penguins had knees. While he took the time to type out an answer, I ran off, grabbed the gun and shot him LOL
 
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I was there for that.
 
360 shooting the murderer from the log in the dino mines map that's above the pond bit thingy
 
It wasn't a win but it was halarious, my friend was at my house and we were playing murder, her identity was someone with a vicar skin. She was walking around and came across someone with a gun, ironically they were called 'TheLordJesus'. My friend started walking towards them singing 'Shine Jesus Shine' in chat and irl. Next thing bang she got shot and when she looked in chat five+ spectators were all singing the hymn. xD (it might not sound funny here but my god it was halarious.)
 
LOL these r all so funny my funniest win was when i was just walking around bored with my gun in dino mines and shooting random places and the mud was standing in the corner and i just randomly shot him/her and won!!!
 
I have another one. So there was 13-14 of us right? We were on the clue map. Someone wanted to be a "tour guide" and I was the murderer. Everyone wanted a tour so the tour guide would lead us around the map. Everytime we went into a new room, someone would "vanish" (me killing them off). When we got to the final room there were like four of us left. The other three then started crouching/twerking on top of each other being inappropriate so I just killed them all.
 
I had one where there was me and the mur left. i was the gunner and the murderer was afk. the mur said 'back' and didn't move. i walked up behind him and said "hey". he said hey back. I said "OH NO BEHIND U!" and he actually turned... but he did so very slowly. I said "hi" once he was done... and We killed eachother. No one was alive, but I won xD
 
This was back when I just started to play Murder*
Once, I was playing with like 5 other people? Anyway, they shot each other until no one was left besides one other bystander, I killed that last bystander and felt so accomplished.
 
Once apon a time
The whole server was lagging
There was 12 people in that Murder lobby
Then, I became the murder
And I went to see how many people I had to kill
Then I just watched that number go down, and I won without killing a single person
Right when the fireworks went off, I was disconnected, but, I still got the coins and credit for killing 11 people
For once, I was actually lucky
Muhahahaha

Oh and also, Fifi, if you're reading this, I think I was there for that
Besides I'm like always there
 
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Calico_Kat said:
Once apon a time
The whole server was lagging
There was 12 people in that Murder lobby
Then, I became the murder
And I went to see how many people I had to kill
Then I just watched that number go down, and I won without killing a single person
Right when the fireworks went off, I was disconnected, but, I still got the coins and credit for killing 11 people
For once, I was actually lucky
Muhahahaha

Oh and also, Fifi, if you're reading this, I think I was there for that
Besides I'm like always there
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lol what
 
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Well too many to think or count so I will go off with what I remember.
I was on the map Italy (before a thing was fixed) I was murderer and camped on the roof. I did long shots very well back then and I basically kill everyone from the roof. I was with a friend and she was as good as me (back then lol) and maybe even better. I looked around and when I spotted her I throw my knife and I was at the edge of the map when I did this. After I threw my knife I fell into the void and lucky the knife killed her and I didn't die from the void.
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Back then it was easy to die on your own lmao( ;-; I miss the 2 way killings the most- both people shoot and kill each other )
 
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Okay well I don't know if this is really funny but it was really satisfying to me I don't know why. Okay so I had 4 gems and I was the last person alive (office) the murderer was cornering me in one area where a gem pops up, and since they thought I didn't have enough gems they slowly came up on me and I was about to die but just at that moment I got a gun and won the game, it was such a great experience.
 
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