Finish The Sentence

[Arujann]

the rest of the world.

I ordered pizza and

 

[The_Dizbey]

Choked and died.

I went to pet a dog...

 

[Cyber]

and it turned into a...

 

[Chrissy]

a taco, the taco spit on a tree and the tree got some type of majestic powers like...

 

[Cyber]

a unicorn would have. The tree started farting rainbows when...

 

[Jesi]

a lumberjack sliced it in half with an axe made out of

 

[marcy]

smelly cheese from Costco. A stranger peered out of the

 

[AshtonThePanda]

trash can looking into your soul.

I walked into a...

 

[alexithymia]

walmart and got chased by a lady selling kneecaps. (you know who you are)

when cheese falls from the sky it...

 

[AshtonThePanda]

Poops out rainbows.

When I ran into my ex at my favorite restaurant.....

 

[alexithymia]

She slapped me with a green moray eel from Costco.

I like to sing in the shower because:

 

[The_Dizbey]

It's the best way to drown bad memories.

I like to pet cats because ...

 

[alexithymia]

It tricks them into thinking that I am the lemon lord.

Trees are mirrors...