I can expect a lot if disagree ratings for this, but oh well.
-The turkey. Why is this a tradition? It's dry af and it's clearly not the best meat out there.
-Christmas movies. Yes, it's Christmas, so what? 90% of the Christmas movies are crap anyway. Name one good Christmas movie within the next 5 seconds... you can't.
-Santa. Really? Stop feeding your kids lies about a fat old man sneaking into your house, eating your cookies and leaving you presents! When they find out it's all fake, they'll get upset and not enjoy Christmas as much. It'd be better to not lie to them in the first place.
-Shopping. I don't like Christmas shopping. Like I appreciate that people go all out when buying me things, but can't I just wait until a week later when it's all cheaper? Damn this bites.
-Christmas Cards. Thank you for the pointless bit of plastic that I'm just going to throw away the next day.
-Shop promotions. Stop selling Christmas stuff in October, for crying out loud! It hasn't even been Halloween yet, oh my lord.
-Christmas Carols. Mariah Carey, you're amazing but I hate Christmas music, like... ew. Why are they all happy? Can't we have a sad Christmas Carol for a change? No we can't because Christmas is so overrated.
TL;DR: Thank god it's finally over here in NZ.
-The turkey. Why is this a tradition? It's dry af and it's clearly not the best meat out there.
-Christmas movies. Yes, it's Christmas, so what? 90% of the Christmas movies are crap anyway. Name one good Christmas movie within the next 5 seconds... you can't.
-Santa. Really? Stop feeding your kids lies about a fat old man sneaking into your house, eating your cookies and leaving you presents! When they find out it's all fake, they'll get upset and not enjoy Christmas as much. It'd be better to not lie to them in the first place.
-Shopping. I don't like Christmas shopping. Like I appreciate that people go all out when buying me things, but can't I just wait until a week later when it's all cheaper? Damn this bites.
-Christmas Cards. Thank you for the pointless bit of plastic that I'm just going to throw away the next day.
-Shop promotions. Stop selling Christmas stuff in October, for crying out loud! It hasn't even been Halloween yet, oh my lord.
-Christmas Carols. Mariah Carey, you're amazing but I hate Christmas music, like... ew. Why are they all happy? Can't we have a sad Christmas Carol for a change? No we can't because Christmas is so overrated.
TL;DR: Thank god it's finally over here in NZ.