Emviar's Unofficial Guide to a Fake Identity

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Okay, so, I'm going to get straight to the point.

It's clear that PartyZone and its staff aren't just members of the Illuminati, they ARE the Illuminati. Don't believe me? Go to @Etgo's
https://mcpz.net/threads/the-truth-about-partyzone.42472/page-3#post-279525.

Thus, I have elected to create this: Emviar's Unofficial Guide to Assuming a Fake Identity and Surviving the PartyZone Illuminati. Or EUGAFISPZI for short.

It is likely that I will be caught soon. I'm leaving behind these notes. Use them well.

1) Accept the inevitable.
You will be caught in the end unless you're prepared and plan ahead. They're unpredictable. You need to be prepared for what lies ahead. They have eyes everywhere.

2) Be careful. There are few people you can trust. Even people who have left the PartyZone staff are still acting as the Illuminati's eyes. They will likely argue against this notion; do not trust them.

3) Create a fake name. The first thing you'll need is a fake identity and the first step to accomplishing that is to create a fake name. It needs to be convincing, but not too convincing or else they'll see that you've been trying too hard.

4) Get multiple plastic surgeries. Yes, I know, it's expensive and time-consuming. But if you want to slip out of the Illuminati's grasp, you'll need to look completely different. You're only safe if you've never shared your face anywhere on the internet. Otherwise, you'll need to use this step.

5) Get a fake ID. Yes, it's difficult. No one said surviving was going to be easy.

6) Hightail it out of there. If you've shared your location anywhere on the internet, you're not safe. Immediately uproot and leave the country. Only take what you need. Passport, fake ID, weapons, and any other essentials. Create new accounts for things like Google and DO NOT LINK THEM TO YOUR PREVIOUS ACCOUNTS.

7) Pray. Take this time to pray to whatever gods you may believe in. If you are an atheist, you may pray to science.



 
Uhm. and what happens when you get caught? I dont see a reason why I should run from them...why cant I welcome them?
 
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Uhm. and what happens when you get caught? I dont see a reason why I should run from them...why cant I welcome them?
That's exactly what they want you to think.
 
But then tell me what will happen :eek:
 
EUGAFISPZI. Name goals.
 
Okay, so, I'm going to get straight to the point.

It's clear that PartyZone and its staff aren't just members of the Illuminati, they ARE the Illuminati. Don't believe me? Go to @Etgo's
https://mcpz.net/threads/the-truth-about-partyzone.42472/page-3#post-279525.

Thus, I have elected to create this: Emviar's Unofficial Guide to Assuming a Fake Identity and Surviving the PartyZone Illuminati. Or EUGAFISPZI for short.

It is likely that I will be caught soon. I'm leaving behind these notes. Use them well.

1) Accept the inevitable.
You will be caught in the end unless you're prepared and plan ahead. They're unpredictable. You need to be prepared for what lies ahead. They have eyes everywhere.

2) Be careful. There are few people you can trust. Even people who have left the PartyZone staff are still acting as the Illuminati's eyes. They will likely argue against this notion; do not trust them.

3) Create a fake name. The first thing you'll need is a fake identity and the first step to accomplishing that is to create a fake name. It needs to be convincing, but not too convincing or else they'll see that you've been trying too hard.

4) Get multiple plastic surgeries. Yes, I know, it's expensive and time-consuming. But if you want to slip out of the Illuminati's grasp, you'll need to look completely different. You're only safe if you've never shared your face anywhere on the internet. Otherwise, you'll need to use this step.

5) Get a fake ID. Yes, it's difficult. No one said surviving was going to be easy.

6) Hightail it out of there. If you've shared your location anywhere on the internet, you're not safe. Immediately uproot and leave the country. Only take what you need. Passport, fake ID, weapons, and any other essentials. Create new accounts for things like Google and DO NOT LINK THEM TO YOUR PREVIOUS ACCOUNTS.

7) Pray. Take this time to pray to whatever gods you may believe in. If you are an atheist, you may pray to science.



what is this supposed to be about
 
Okay, so, I'm going to get straight to the point.

It's clear that PartyZone and its staff aren't just members of the Illuminati, they ARE the Illuminati. Don't believe me? Go to @Etgo's
https://mcpz.net/threads/the-truth-about-partyzone.42472/page-3#post-279525.

Thus, I have elected to create this: Emviar's Unofficial Guide to Assuming a Fake Identity and Surviving the PartyZone Illuminati. Or EUGAFISPZI for short.

It is likely that I will be caught soon. I'm leaving behind these notes. Use them well.

1) Accept the inevitable.
You will be caught in the end unless you're prepared and plan ahead. They're unpredictable. You need to be prepared for what lies ahead. They have eyes everywhere.

2) Be careful. There are few people you can trust. Even people who have left the PartyZone staff are still acting as the Illuminati's eyes. They will likely argue against this notion; do not trust them.

3) Create a fake name. The first thing you'll need is a fake identity and the first step to accomplishing that is to create a fake name. It needs to be convincing, but not too convincing or else they'll see that you've been trying too hard.

4) Get multiple plastic surgeries. Yes, I know, it's expensive and time-consuming. But if you want to slip out of the Illuminati's grasp, you'll need to look completely different. You're only safe if you've never shared your face anywhere on the internet. Otherwise, you'll need to use this step.

5) Get a fake ID. Yes, it's difficult. No one said surviving was going to be easy.

6) Hightail it out of there. If you've shared your location anywhere on the internet, you're not safe. Immediately uproot and leave the country. Only take what you need. Passport, fake ID, weapons, and any other essentials. Create new accounts for things like Google and DO NOT LINK THEM TO YOUR PREVIOUS ACCOUNTS.

7) Pray. Take this time to pray to whatever gods you may believe in. If you are an atheist, you may pray to science.



did you just.... lmfaoo nvm
 
... ... *takes notes* ... ...they're not going to escape this time.
 
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*straightens tie* As a former member of the staff, I must d-deny these,,,, accusations.. ahah,,,, illuminati in my good christian suburbs?? not as likely as you think. there is no illuminati silly children why would you ever distrust ur superiors
 
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*straightens tie* As a former member of the staff, I must d-deny these,,,, accusations.. ahah,,,, illuminati in my good christian suburbs?? not as likely as you think. there is no illuminati silly children why would you ever distrust ur superiors
It seems you're simply trying to cover up...I won't fall for your tricks!
 
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