Elite+ account giveaway!

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PrisonBop said:
Rules
Each person may enter once, no entering for someone else and no using alts for entering.
(forum account must be over 1 week old)
Certain members' entries will be ignored, but 99% of you will be included. Those who have harassed me don't deserve the account.

Entering
To enter, simply respond to this post with a joke. It can be a meme you found, or a joke you made up, whether it be about MCPZ or Trump or Germany, idk, doesn't matter. Any joke, one per person.

Winner
After I get an amount of entries that I deem decent, myself and a couple other people will judge based on a few things (how funny it is, if we've seen it before, originality/cleverness) and the winner gets the account.

Info
Brief account info: Name is PrisonBop, it's #1 in murder, has a decent Downgrade winrate, pretty stacked on Elite Survival (god set, few gapples, a home set on a remote island with an end portal and dragon egg, another home at an enderman farm), and it has Elite+ and most of the gadgets from events.

You will not be able to change the password or skin, or log into the account on the mojang site, as I'm also locked out and can't be asked to do all the support stuff.

Why?
I've told a few friends online that I'm going off to college, and I actually have to apologize because that's not true. Recently I was diagnosed with Stage III Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I didn't respond well to treatment, possibly due to a different health issue I've suffered since birth (personal) and long story short, I don't have long to live. I've gotten a few different estimates from my wonderful Oncologist and various specialists, but none of them thought I'd be living longer than a year. That was several months ago. I know I'm not exactly liked in this community, but I figured there was nobody better to give the account to, since I've spent more time on MCPZ and it's given me endless relief from the horrible reality that I live in.

I'll PM the winner asking for their discord tag/skype/telegram/kik/whatever as soon as they win, and then send the account's email and password to them over that on August 20th, which I've decided is the day I'm quitting, come hell or high water.

thanks for reading, guys.
jokes ahoy?
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I hope you feel better.
 
I don't really know what to say without making it sound like I don't care; I honestly do. Anyone I've come to know means something to me, even if I don't get along with them or we don't talk, which includes you. I hope your remaining time is spent with the people you love and I'm so glad PZ has helped you. I'm literally crying right now, au revoir meme-bean <3
 
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Not here for the account..just wanted to say I know we've never talked but I'm so sorry for what you're going through. I'm glad being on this server has helped you though. Keep holding on <3
 
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Amazinggg_ said:
The attached is my friend when we were skyping with another friend. Her screen froze xD
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probably want to crop that so it doesn't show *quite* so much personal info
 
Alright here's mine.

An old woman gets arrested for stealing a can of peaches from a shop. She complains when she goes through the whole process and ends up in court.
Judge: "Why did you steal the can of peaches?"
Woman: "I was hungry and I forgot my money!"
Judge: "How many peaches were in the can?"
Woman: "Nine, but why does that matter?"
Judge: "I will sentence you to jail for nine days, one day for each peach!"
The judge is about to bang his gavel to make it official, when the woman's husband raises his hand to speak.
Judge: "You may speak."
Husband: "She also stole a can of peas."
 
I'm not entering because I believe that you should always be with your account, after countless amounts of time that you've put into the contests and games. It just doesn't feel right to take it from you.

We hardly talked, but maybe once or twice we did, but it was only because I was so focused on you and the scores you put on the events and competitions, but never you as a person. Now, I truly feel bad for doing that and that small bit of envy, jealousy, maybe even hatred took over me and I lost respect for you, over what? A competition, an event?

I was naive and stubborn back then, but after this and reading this, I can't say I changed because I can't just like that, but my respect for you has grown and the feelings I had about you and the names like 'tryhard' I made for you in my head has been erased.

I am so sorry for what you have to go through and I hope you can live for as long as you can. And even if you think you lost, miracles can always happen, so keep your head up and keep fighting. Much love and respect to you and your fight.

Sincerely,
Awkwqrdly <3
 
Hey, PrisonBop, don't count this but I just want to say sorry. I've always been like "Oh that PrisonBop must be up all night in events with the amounts he gets" but the fact that you are doing this, giving away your account to whoever can make you smile the most, makes me jealous of your selflesness, not your amount of Melted Golden Eggs. I feel so sorry for you and I wish that I could take your place to make up for all the mean feelings I felt towards you over the Holiday Events. You don't deserve any of what's happening to you.

I'm sorry, but I cannot really think of anything else I need to say to make this longer so I guess that's it. We need a #PrisonBopHugs up in here, so:

#PrisonBopHugs
 
I agree #PrisonBopHugs
BritishPug said:
Hey, PrisonBop, don't count this but I just want to say sorry. I've always been like "Oh that PrisonBop must be up all night in events with the amounts he gets" but the fact that you are doing this, giving away your account to whoever can make you smile the most, makes me jealous of your selflesness, not your amount of Melted Golden Eggs. I feel so sorry for you and I wish that I could take your place to make up for all the mean feelings I felt towards you over the Holiday Events. You don't deserve any of what's happening to you.

I'm sorry, but I cannot really think of anything else I need to say to make this longer so I guess that's it. We need a #PrisonBopHugs up in here, so:

#PrisonBopHugs
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Is this still going or not? Just wondering.
 
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