Elite+ account giveaway!

[PrisonBop]

Rules
Each person may enter once, no entering for someone else and no using alts for entering.
(forum account must be over 1 week old)
Certain members' entries will be ignored, but 99% of you will be included. Those who have harassed me don't deserve the account.

Entering
To enter, simply respond to this post with a joke. It can be a meme you found, or a joke you made up, whether it be about MCPZ or Trump or Germany, idk, doesn't matter. Any joke, one per person.

Winner
After I get an amount of entries that I deem decent, myself and a couple other people will judge based on a few things (how funny it is, if we've seen it before, originality/cleverness) and the winner gets the account.

Info
Brief account info: Name is PrisonBop, it's #1 in murder, has a decent Downgrade winrate, pretty stacked on Elite Survival (god set, few gapples, a home set on a remote island with an end portal and dragon egg, another home at an enderman farm), and it has Elite+ and most of the gadgets from events.

You will not be able to change the password or skin, or log into the account on the mojang site, as I'm also locked out and can't be asked to do all the support stuff.

Why?
I've told a few friends online that I'm going off to college, and I actually have to apologize because that's not true. Recently I was diagnosed with Stage III Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I didn't respond well to treatment, possibly due to a different health issue I've suffered since birth (personal) and long story short, I don't have long to live. I've gotten a few different estimates from my wonderful Oncologist and various specialists, but none of them thought I'd be living longer than a year. That was several months ago. I know I'm not exactly liked in this community, but I figured there was nobody better to give the account to, since I've spent more time on MCPZ and it's given me endless relief from the horrible reality that I live in.

I'll PM the winner asking for their discord tag/skype/telegram/kik/whatever as soon as they win, and then send the account's email and password to them over that on August 20th, which I've decided is the day I'm quitting, come hell or high water.

thanks for reading, guys.
jokes ahoy?

 

[someone 101]

I heard the Secret Service had to change their commands.

They can't say "Get down!" anymore when the President is under attack.

Now it's "Donald! Duck!"

I don't think I met you in game but I hope I meet your in game sometime soon or something

 

[Lolbye]

"I have no yolks but here i go... WITH STORY TIME BRUHHHH"
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Once upon a time, they're was a... man. A man named Daniel. Daniel was clearly special. In his own way. His life was good, his brother was annoying.
But one day, little Daniel was sent to a school. Where he met his future wife, Vicki. They're friend Julianne was the ultimate ship god, who could travel through time to use these ships. She was a godess.
Daniel and Vicki had a ship called "Dicki" but did not want to ruin they're relationship. But Daniel fell in love with Julianne. Who noticed, this would ruin the plan. But she was like
"Boi idrc i wanna get a bf, screw time." And off she went. Dating Daniel.

1356 - 3 years since Janiel. "Donkeys, are cool." Daniel said to his girlfriend. "Horses are way better." Julianne replied. Suddenly, Pineapples!
"I hate you! donkeys are way better!" Daniel roared. "Lol I'm dumping you. AND IM PREGNANT!" Julianne said, running out the door.
"I'm a dad?! Oh ... god save me. Trump is better at being a dad." Daniel cried.
12 months later. November 13th
"Lol get off baby Sebastibob." Julianne laughed. Suddenly pineapples!
Vicki ran in the door, with Daniel. "WE'RE ENGAGED!" She smiled.
Julianne begun glowing. "My mission is complete, you can adopt Sebastibob!"
And then Julianne flew into the sunset, and burnt.
The end.
-
I dont even want the account tbh, I just came for the story.

PrisonBop, i honestly wish you well. You really dont deserve all this bad stuff happening to you. I hope you can find piece in your journey and enjoy what the future has in store ❤❤

 

[sweeteaa]

"Old people at weddings always poke me and say 'Your Next!'"
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So I started to do the same thing in funerals.

~

PrisonBop you have to stay strong buddy! You cannot let cancer bring you down anywhere. But I understand everything that's going on ❤
Wish you the best luck pal!

[EDIT]: Not needing the account by the way

 

[MariTheVillain]

What is the biggest enemy to a wall? The Kool-Aid man

Do not count me, I just wanted to have a reason to put a random joke in.

 

[HeartEyesHowell]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

I hope things get better!

 

[Cloud]

I don't want the account and i just wanted to do this to make someone smile today,I'm sorry about your situation and I hope you get better.Stay strong

 

[Aminuh]

I'm not entering for this, but I'm very deeply sorry, and I really cant imagine what you're going through, it sounds corny obviously. I just hope you respond better to your treatment. No one deserves to go through it.

 

[Emviar]

@PrisonBop... I'm not here to enter for your account, mainly because I don't feel like I deserve it. You probably don't know it because we never talk, but I confess that I've felt bitter toward you in the past because of your success in the holiday events, etc. To be honest, it was completely ridiculous and I have no way to justify it. I'm so angry at myself because I just realized how stupid I've been - all this time I should have been cheering you on and celebrating your success, but I've instead spent it envying your accomplishments.

The whole reason I'm saying this is because I want to ask for your forgiveness. I would never be able to live with myself if I never took the chance to confess my wrongdoings to you and ask to be forgiven. Soon you'll be giving your account away and I would never have the chance to tell you the truth.

Yes, I know it sounds extremely cliché for me to confess something like this right after you told us why you're giving your account away, but I don't care. I needed to tell you all of this.

So... I'm sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive a foolish person like me for doing something so incredibly childish.

Proverbs 3:5-6 says this: "Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight."

I hope you can find some solace in these words. I certainly have. If you need someone to talk to, please don't hestate to message me.

 

[JoeSaurus]

What did one ocean say to the other? guy: what me: nothing it just waved... ya SEA what i did there?! ya like it guy: no me: you sure?!
original joke line by JoeDaWolf

 

[Hclly]

I'm not here for the account but I just wanted to say how brave you are, you are such a brave guy and I wish you the best of luck. This was so sad to read and I do hope everything goes well

 

[Ashsleigh]

I don't have a joke but I do want to say something. I have never met you before and it is sad to hear about your situation. I hope you are able to get better. No one should ever go through this. I will be thinking of you. Stay strong, make people wonder how you are still smiling.

 

[Eryn]

Oh my! I don't want the account. I feel as if it'd be rude to take part. Stay strong.

 

[Arujann]

I'm not entering, but I would just like to say- I don't know you too well but my heart really goes out to you and all of the people that you mean something to. These kind of things happen to the best of us. It's not easy to talk about such things publicly, so I commend you for that. You seem like an amazing person and it saddens me that we never got a chance to get to know each other. Good luck in your future ventures, stay strong- I know you already have been.

 

[Fox]

Prison, I'm not entering this because I know I have badly hurt you in the past, You may not forgive me and I respect that, I just wanted to let you know I am sorry about treating you the way i Did. Bye Bye and Hope you do well in your future!

 

[Mishiaa]

Rule 23 my friend, rule number 23

 

[Emviar]

Rule 23 my friend, rule number 23

Rule 24 states that Helpers can't make arbitrary rules about account giveaways, but I guess I'll let it slide this time.

chu better watch urself das all im sayin.

 

[Piano]

I'm so sorry.
I hope things get better

 

[Emviar]

I'm so sorry.
I hope things get better

Pretty sure God never actually said that, but that's a funny meme.

 

[Mishiaa]

Rule 24 states that Helpers can't make arbitrary rules about account giveaways, but I guess I'll let it slide this time.

chu better watch urself das all im sayin.

Oh man that's incredibly specific haha