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Sorta a forum game but is more fitting in this category. Just write a paragraph or two about your life.
 
I just looked up the definition of 'draw' and I found out that it has absolutely nothing to do with typing on a keyboard. So there's that.


Anyways, I was born in some country where I lived for 3 years as a baby and then came to the country I'm living in now. Then I travelled to another city in this country when I was probably 6 or 7 and I've been living here ever since.

The most I've cared about school is when we went on field trips to amusement parks. I still remember when one girl stole everybody's credits(but me and my friend didn't know about that until we got back on the bus and before that we exploited this one machine which was basically a ticket dispenser as long as you pushed the button at the right moment). I also remember when my friend told me about how his parents thought he was a girl when he was really young during a war or something(obviously a fake story).

There was this one time in school when my classmate told me about this Facebook "affair" he had where some Chinese girl would try to friend him and try to start a relationship with him. Me being stupid and naive, I said to him, "Really? That really happened,"( I wasn't even being sarcastic) and then he said," No, I lied,"

I lost maybe 10-15 kg of weight I think a year or two ago. But it wasn't because I was "sensitive about my weight" or worried about my appearance. See, when I was about 12 or 13, I started playing and liking Assassin's Creed which my weird friend(I'll get to why I call him weird in a bit) told me about. We used to make fun of how Altair ran and the ridiculous game mechanics. One day, I thought, "Hmm....what if I could do this 'Freerunning' thing in this game and I could climb walls and run through obstacles easily. That's be pretty cool," So to check if this was possible I searched 'Assassin's Creed Freerunning' on YouTube. Turns out that Parkour was something practiced in real life. So I got interested and wanted to Parkour in real life. I soon realized that it would be near impossible for me to do any of those tricks while I was overweight. So I got in to this whole ordeal about health and fitness and all that jazz, got in to arguments with my mom on food a lot and I ended up losing a lot of weight.......by doing absolutely nothing at all. Seriously, I ate less food than a poor person. My body went,"Welp, if he's not eating anymore Nutella, then I guess we'll have to use up fat. Sorry fat but we have to sacrifice you for our survival. It was nice knowin' ya. Goodbye," *insert sound of fat molecules being broken down here*.

It was probably not the smartest choice to go cold turkey and stop eating because I'm now eating two jars of Nutella per minute and by some miracle I'm still alive and not fat(slightly overweight though).


So about one of my friends being weird. This was back in 2012 or 2013. I was obsessed with Skyrim(because that's completely normal) and I was singing the Skyrim theme in Dovahzul to myself. I was like quietly saying,
"Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin
naal ok zin los vahriin
wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
Ahrk fin norok paal graan
fod nust hon zindro zaan
Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!"

The people near me were probably thinking that I was crazy but one guy was interested and I told him all about it and I kept recommending the game to him and telling him to play it. So he bought it, twice. One without DLC(the standard one) and the Game Of The Year Edition with all DLC.

After a little while, he started talking primarily about how the imperials are wearing skirts(The Imperial Armor kinda looks like Roman Armor which also kinda looks like part of a skirt) and also the fact that when you take off your armor, you're left with some blue cloth covering your private parts instead of underwear which he kept referencing. So we got in a crazy situation where we almost got suspended and the thing that I hated most about it was that my teacher convinced my mother that Skyrim was a game made by Freemasons and the Illuminati. And so she made me promise to never play it ever again. Ever. You can guess how I felt about that. "Oh well, guess I'm not addicted to it anymore,". NOPE! Life introduced me to Fallout 3 and then what I felt about Skyrim was what I felt about this game and that's why I'm so excited for Fallout 4.

One night I was watching Youtube videos while everyone was asleep. So I decided to watch the Powerpuff Girls Z anime thing (not the smartest thing to do at 4 in the morning but I was curious). I was caught by my mom. And thankfully, I didn't have my guts ripped out after that.


When it was time for my exams,I decided that reading The Hobbit for the majority of my time and doing minimal studying wouldn't really make much of a difference. It didn't. Except it sort of did. My geography and physics exams were terrible and I got tons of Bs(much of my grades either didn't change or decreased). I only got 3 As in some subjects and one A+ in Maths.




Today I'm here waiting for Fallout 4 gameplay at E3. And I'm looking forward to that. Really excited.


Oh and by the way, my act on Dizzy's event thing was also a complete failure. You win some, you lose some.


So that's my compilation of life stories and embarrassing things that happened in my life. I'm probably the only one who made his post this long, but what the hey.
 
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Writing my life AGAIN..pftttt easy (jk I am on a tablet doing this wish me luck)
OK,so I was born in le USA in 2001,in Oct,at 5 months old my mom found out i had stickmatism (which leaves me now 2 have glasses),2 years later I had a sister who rlly annoys me 2 this day,moveed to CA in 2007,and 5 years later I have been 2 over 5 schools,and now I live on a beautiful beach in va
U finally go that out of meh xD
 
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