Dont get me started! (Game)

[RustyMustardCat]

Heres how it works.

Give the person before you a topic. They must rant about it.
The person who just gave a topic will have to rant next.

Eg:

Person 1: *Un-important message*
Person 2: Topic: Milk
Person 1: *RANT*
Person 3: Topic:...
Person 2: *rant*

AND SO ON!

LET US BEGIN

 

[ClutteredCat]

Hello! How is everyone doing on this fine evening?

 

[RustyMustardCat]

Hello! How is everyone doing on this fine evening?

Topic: Tiny Marshmallows

 

[ClutteredCat]

Uggh why do people like Tiny Marshmallows so much?! Seriously. They aren't natural and taste like a horse has pooped in your mouth. Don't get me even STARTED on how they make hot cocoa taste! It just makes it slimy and horrible, it's always foggy and dehydrated as well! It's 99.99% Plutonium and 0.01% Water from a gas stations toilet AFTER someone has went in there! Whenever I buy Tiny Marshmallows- no wait. I don't. I MAKE THEM SO THAT I KNOW THEY AREN'T MADE OF LITERAL BAT POOP AND CHEMICALS.
ONLY STUPID PEOPLE WOULD EVER EVEN THINK TO BUY THEM!! UNLESS YOU HAVE THE IQ SIMILAR TO A CHICKEN WITH IT'S HEAD CUT OFF THAT IS!!!11!1!

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End of rant
(No this is not how I honestly feel about Tiny Marshmallows.)

 

[frxya]

Unicorn kittens

 

[RustyMustardCat]

UNICORN KITTENS! UGH DONT GET ME STARTED. They are mutated creatures that look like turds. EVEN THE COLORS ARENT NATURAL! I mean, how were they even bred?! What is the purpose of them anyway??! Did someone just wake up and think "I WONDER WAT A FLUBBIN UNICORN CAT WOULD LOOK LIKE?". Who even has the money to buy a unicorn?? Unless they took my stash...shhhhh.

(not how i feel about them)

 

[ClutteredCat]

Topic: the Rank Wars

 

[J3T]

The rank wars. Honestly, why should we care about what rank we are? Some of the Elites need to take themselves off their high horses, thinking they get special treatment because of their rank. It's all the same in the end, just a donation rank, period.

 

[auoc]

Topic: YouTube Drama