Are You Tired Of Cats Meowing Their Butts Off? Is Your Fish Acting Fishy? Well Come Here And Join The Dog Squad! They're Cute, They Play Fetch, And Pee On Your Annoying Neighbor's Flowers! You'd Make Him Sad?!
Dog Squad
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Cats have higher intelligence and personalities.
"Cats don't do what you tell them."
Well, why would an animal be judged on its intelligence based on its capacity to follow orders?
"Sit"
Dog: *Sits*
"Sit"
Cat: Haha you're cute human, now slave, refill my food bowl.
'Master Race'
I bet you like XBox too.
"Cats don't do what you tell them."
Well, why would an animal be judged on its intelligence based on its capacity to follow orders?
"Sit"
Dog: *Sits*
"Sit"
Cat: Haha you're cute human, now slave, refill my food bowl.
Dogs are less intelligent, and sponges have no intelligence at all.
'Master Race'
I bet you like XBox too.
Also, dogs aren't nearly as cute as cats.
Cats play fetch and you don't have to throw the toys.
Cats take it a step further and shred your neighbors plants, and with the increased acidity in their urine, make it harder to regrow them.
Cats only meow when they want something, dogs are a lot louder.
I'd make him very sad.
Cats play fetch and you don't have to throw the toys.
Cats take it a step further and shred your neighbors plants, and with the increased acidity in their urine, make it harder to regrow them.
Cats only meow when they want something, dogs are a lot louder.
I'd make him very sad.
i would join if there was a e at the end of the dog part of the crewAre You Tired Of Cats Meowing Their Butts Off? Is Your Fish Acting Fishy? Well Come Here And Join The Dog Squad! They're Cute, They Play Fetch, And Pee On Your Annoying Neighbor's Flowers! You'd Make Him Sad?!
Cats don't listen to an owner's orders because they see us humans as friends or companions, while dogs see us as masters.
Also, the sound of a cat purring is very therapeutic; it helps lower anxiety and blood pressure. Don't believe me? Look it up.
Cats also give unconditional love. Sure dogs do that as well, but cats do it less... wild.
All in all, I do prefer cats over dogs. If you disagree with me, pity. This is only a taste of the rant I can give you about how cats are better.
Not all cats are vicious. One of the reasons people dislike cats is because of the bad reputation of black furred ones, which is a complete hoax. It's honestly quite sad how people purposely stay away from black cats because "they give bad luck" or "they're evil".
Also, the sound of a cat purring is very therapeutic; it helps lower anxiety and blood pressure. Don't believe me? Look it up.
Cats also give unconditional love. Sure dogs do that as well, but cats do it less... wild.
All in all, I do prefer cats over dogs. If you disagree with me, pity. This is only a taste of the rant I can give you about how cats are better.
Actually the cat is just playing with the dog in a game of IRL play murder after watching its owner do it online.
dogs get their own filters, dogs win, end of story
why are you talking about youtube on a mineman server forums?
why are you talking about youtube on a mineman server forums?
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