629. Someone is going to enjoy the non-living heck hell out of their post when they reach 666.
But that depends on who it'll be.
Not me, if that's what you're thinking. You. Yes you, random-forum-user-who's-reading-this-post. I'm definitely not talking about myself enjoying it.
EDIT: Somehow this dysphemism feels better placed into this post's topic. Didn't mean to offend. Even though it probably will. And I've acknowledged that fact. Aaaaaaaand this post is getting longer than it should be (which, now that I think about it, actually happened about 91 words ago).