Confuse Amuse

[Chrissy]

So basically I was really bored and I wanted to know how crazy of a sentence any of you PZ people could think of, You can reply to people on here and make their comments crazier or just simply make your own. There's no competition and fairly I don't think there's a point XD just think of the weirdest message and say it! Okay I will begin

Did you know that my dog is actually a cat that came from space in a banana that peeled and fell into our solar system while playing mario bros and then fell in a taco and that is the creation of taco cat.

 

[aiden]

I texted the following sentence to my friend a very long time ago.

You should come over and Paul McCartney has a bit of your belly button to the paper and white crepe paper is the story behind the illuminati high school students in a poll on this site and white the Iowa caucus and I have one in my purse or briefcase or a little test the pics together with my mom and white the illuminati and I was just for a baby shower invitations for you are reading a book.

 

[null000000]

Did you know that I never got a Cat but it's actually a Dog

 

[Chrissy]

I texted the following sentence to my friend a very long time ago.

You should come over and Paul McCartney has a bit of your belly button to the paper and white crepe paper is the story behind the illuminati high school students in a poll on this site and white the Iowa caucus and I have one in my purse or briefcase or a little test the pics together with my mom and white the illuminati and I was just for a baby shower invitations for you are reading a book.

Oh

 

[Hclly]

Beans beans are the ravioli that give you the formuloli then the more you toot the something else and trees and TEA because it is a mountain on the seaside with a pet giraffe.

 

[Chrissy]

Beans beans are the ravioli that give you the formuloli then the more you toot the something else and trees and TEA because it is a mountain on the seaside with a pet giraffe.

Blessed my ears!

 

[LordOfTheRings]

Sometimes, in June, I like to rip off my gorilla suit and let my spaghetti skin flap in the wind.

 

[Valiencian]

My computer came from outer space which was born from a banana which came from a banana split which came off of some banana seeds that later turned into a banana tree which turned into banana split without the ice cream which came from vanilla.

 

[calico]

Magical zebra corndogs ate lots of walrus fins that came from a fridge in a dessert and it rained there a lot, so the walrus wanted revenge and farted rainbows in the magical zebra corndog clan's ears and everyone died including the walrus who died from lack of rainbows in his system, and a llama was there too, watching.

What have I made?

 

[Chrissy]

Magical zebra corndogs ate lots of walrus fins that came from a fridge in a dessert and it rained there a lot, so the walrus wanted revenge and farted rainbows in the magical zebra corndog clan's ears and everyone died including the walrus who died from lack of rainbows in his system, and a llama was there too, watching.

What have I made?

Greatness

 

[Hclly]

Once upon a time not long ago i was a gardening hoe and I'm admitting it, i know that i ate too much mcdonalds but thats okay because i ate some healthy petals off the flowers in my garden so don't hate me god of beans because i love you and will you marry me Skype oh never mind snapchat just proposed

 

[Valiencian]

My friends came from a plant that was born from a flower which was born from a tree which got cross-pollinated from a butterfly that used to be ugly but its mother was beautiful but it too were once ugly.

 

[Craz3h_]

Take it and run.

 

[Jesi]

I am the best that no one ever was because no one can be the best that no one ever was if the best was me who is the best that no one ever was, since no one was ever the best if I am the best that no one ever was because I squared up against everyone who thought they were the best that no one ever was, but I was the best that no one ever was so they couldn't be the best that no one ever was. Simple as that.