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Ok I live in the country, Cause ya know red-neck son. You know how red necks love to go fishing, hunting, dirt biking and stuff? Well yesterday I was dirt biking and looked left because I saw a car coming I look back and run into a barn and take out 1 of 6 support beams. I broke my finger and sprained my ankle!!!!
get well soon ;-;
 
ahh, my life.
Nah, definitely my first few usernames, posts I've made on here, things I've said, people I've met, etc. Also, on my third birthday, I was at my party when I noticed my cake. I decided it would be a good idea to stick my face into it to ram cake down my neck as fast as possible.
 
ahh, my life.
Nah, definitely my first few usernames, posts I've made on here, things I've said, people I've met, etc. Also, on my third birthday, I was at my party when I noticed my cake. I decided it would be a good idea to stick my face into it to ram cake down my neck as fast as possible.
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I have many.

Once I was at school and it was like an after school activity and I was in line with my year, lined up next to other years. I was sitting down and the lady was taking our names off the register. While I was waiting, I wanted to see if I'd pass out if I held my breath for a long time and if my face would go red (why are you questioning me??). So I put a load of pressure on my lungs but that was not the only thing. I held my breath so quickly and hard that I farted so loud. Everyone looked at me but I blamed it on cracking my wrist really loudly… (best excuse ever amiright or amiright)

Next I was on a school camp trip and there was another school there and we were in a hall that echoed really loudly. And I didn't realise I needed to fart really bad and it just came out and it was so unexpected and echoed and everyone looked at me and I blamed it on the girl in front of me.

I once wrote a love letter to my crush when I was 10. That was definitely something I should've not done. I wrote it in inks of different colour and spent all night writing it. In the morning when I got to school I was too embarrassed to give it to him, so I asked my friend to read it allowed to him during break. She did that while I was hiding behind a tree, but in front of all his friends.

I was at school and there was a really bad storm outside and the hallways were really wet and slippery and I was running back to my class and slipped but I didn't fall on the floor… Thanks to the girl who was standing there; I grabbed her skirt while I was falling.

Sadly I can't remember more.
 
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mines weird..It was today and I'm dropped my pen, so I litteraly dropped to the ground and slithered like a snake to get it. It was strange.

In 2nd Grade I farted, then I'm like ''IT WAS HIM!!'' then everyone like pointed at him and looked at him strangely. I'm like ''thank god I'm out of that.''
 
I have many.

Once I was at school and it was like an after school activity and I was in line with my year, lined up next to other years. I was sitting down and the lady was taking our names off the register. While I was waiting, I wanted to see if I'd pass out if I held my breath for a long time and if my face would go red (why are you questioning me??). So I put a load of pressure on my lungs but that was not the only thing. I held my breath so quickly and hard that I farted so loud. Everyone looked at me but I blamed it on cracking my wrist really loudly… (best excuse ever amiright or amiright)

Next I was on a school camp trip and there was another school there and we were in a hall that echoed really loudly. And I didn't realise I needed to fart really bad and it just came out and it was so unexpected and echoed and everyone looked at me and I blamed it on the girl in front of me.

I once wrote a love letter to my crush when I was 10. That was definitely something I should've not done. I wrote it in inks of different colour and spent all night writing it. In the morning when I got to school I was too embarrassed to give it to him, so I asked my friend to read it allowed to him during break. She did that while I was hiding behind a tree, but in front of all his friends.

I was at school and there was a really bad storm outside and the hallways were really wet and slippery and I was running back to my class and slipped but I didn't fall on the floor… Thanks to the girl who was standing there; I grabbed her skirt while I was falling.

Sadly I can't remember more.
What's up with a ton of fart things? xD
 
Well I had to rewrite this.

1:Stress eating
2:my first mine craft name ,it had the first part of my email in it.
3:Not spell checking Galaxy in my second name
4: Giving bad advice,I probably would've stayed in one school instead of 5 in grade school
5:I'm sorry but mc, I gave up being social when I first got it.
6:some other personal stuff
 
What's up with a ton of fart things? xD
Once I was at a sleepover and we dog piled and everyone was sitting on me and the air was being squeezed out of me so I farted so loud
 
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Once I was at a sleepover and we dog piled and everyone was sitting on me and the air was being squeezed out of me so I farted so loud
*spit takes and Rolf* HAHAHAHA *chokes,dies*
 
When I was in first grade, I looked under a girl's dress.....I blame influences
 
When I was in first grade, I looked under a girl's dress.....I blame influences
When I was in first grade my dress got looked under .-.

Also I just remembered this one, but once I was at a train station in the bathroom and I went in a really crowded toilet and there was a free cubicle so I went in. I sat down and *le cough* DID STUFF, but I seem to have forgotten to LOCK THE DOOR. So a random girl came in and I SCREAMED SO HARD AND SHUT THE DOOR IN HER FACE. My mother started screaming "ARE YOU BEING MURDERED?!" Later, the girl was on the same train as us.
 
When I was in first grade my dress got looked under .-.

Also I just remembered this one, but once I was at a train station in the bathroom and I went in a really crowded toilet and there was a free cubicle so I went in. I sat down and *le cough* DID STUFF, but I seem to have forgotten to LOCK THE DOOR. So a random girl came in and I SCREAMED SO HARD AND SHUT THE DOOR IN HER FACE. My mother started screaming "ARE YOU BEING MURDERED?!" Later, the girl was on the same train as us.
Rip Diz
 
When I was in first grade my dress got looked under .-.

Also I just remembered this one, but once I was at a train station in the bathroom and I went in a really crowded toilet and there was a free cubicle so I went in. I sat down and *le cough* DID STUFF, but I seem to have forgotten to LOCK THE DOOR. So a random girl came in and I SCREAMED SO HARD AND SHUT THE DOOR IN HER FACE. My mother started screaming "ARE YOU BEING MURDERED?!" Later, the girl was on the same train as us.
why.. have I never been gold this?
 
I have never had a Girlfriend in my life no senior prom for me. :(, also I used be a huge Pig (Eating not an actual pig), haven't done for years
 
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