Community story

[Craz3h_]

Ffej just wanted a friend who would listen.

 

[aiden]

Ffej was lonely until

 

[Jeff]

Jeff comforted him

 

[aiden]

and confessed to him that

 

[Fox]

Jeff has always love ffeJ because he was mute

 

[aiden]

but Ffej didn't feel the same way

 

[Emviar]

Instead, Ffej felt that he needed someone who was like him; someone who couldn't speak either.
(except he couldn't tell Jeff that lol[?])

 

[xWclfie]

So Ffej went on tinder.....but there was no mute people

 

[Craz3h_]

Five years later, Ffej lost his sight, his life was beginning to spinal downwards, but then...

 

[Emviar]

...his neighbor converted him to Satanism and he sold his soul to the devil.

Or his neighbor converted him to Christianity, and he devoted the rest of his life to helping others who are blind and/or mute.

Whichever you prefer.

Edit: I probably shouldn't have put down two options... I just type things and don't think about them until I've already sent it

 

[Jeff]

his neighbor converted him to Satanism and he sold his soul to the devil.

THE END

 

[Emviar]

There once was an elbow macaroni.

 

[Jeff]

people always wanted to eat the elbow macaroni

 

[doge can rap levitate]

off ffej's elbow


(ffej is still a thing right?)

 

[Jeff]

off ffej's elbow


(ffej is still a thing right?)

no ffej sold his soul to the devil because his neighbor converted him to satanism

 

[doge can rap levitate]

no ffej sold his soul to the devil because his neighbor converted him to satanism

oh

 

[Jeff]

but the elbow macaroni didnt want to be eaten

 

[Emviar]

*Cliche anime voice-over*
"AND SO, THE ELBOW MACARONI DECIDED TO REBEL AGAINST ITS HUMAN OPRESSORS"

 

[Jeff]

AND SO, THE ELBOW MACARONI DECIDED TO REBEL AGAINST ITS HUMAN OPRESSORS

it gathered up its fellow elbow macaroni friends, and proceeded to take over the world

 

[Emviar]

Hamburger Helper, with its unappreciated pasta, decided to join the fight.