Break A Wish

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Wish granted, then you get robbed moments after.
I wish that I put a wish for my previous message because I forgot to (my excuse is that it is 5am)
 
GRANTED! butttttt it will be removed by helpers seconds later

I wish i coulddd ummm have 20k in my bank every month
 
Wish granted, however, you give all of it every month to people you hate.

I wish to eat tacos.
 
Wish granted, however, the tacos are really spicy and you throw up three times in the same day you ate the taco.
I wish my voice didn't sound horrible.
 
Wish granted, but your voice is so high-pitched and sweet-sounding that it breaks bowls and glasses when you try to eat and drink.

I wish to be a ninja.
 
You are a Ninja, but you are so clumsy and loud, that you can't ever sneak up on anyone or be stealthy at all ever again.

I wish I was a wizard.
 
Wish granted, however, your spells always sizzle up, and you break your wand when you hold it.

I wish to get presents on Christmas.
 
You get many, many, many presents! However, most of them are chock full of coal and tarnished clothing. The only present that wasn't either if those, was a broken toy train set, that was probably manufactured in 1978, and hasn't seen the light since.

I wish I had a muffin
 
Wish granted, but the baker from your favorite bakery shop gave you a spoiled cupcake with no frosting instead.

I wish to be 25 years old.
 
Wish granted! However, you were ran over by a 17 Year old delinquent, who not only made you not have any legs, but also missing one arm, and there weren't any more wheelchairs in the hospital, you must now use crutches to move around, with only one arm.

I wish to have freezing cold breath.
 
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Wish granted, but your freezing cold breath makes you feel extremely cold, and coats or fireplaces don't help. Days later, you get frostbite and die.

I wish to be skinnier
 
Wish granted, but as you're skinnier people get see your bones, and call you "Ms. Skinny-To-The-Bones!"

I wish to go to South Korea!!!
 
Wish granted, but the day you get there, North Korea decides to attack.

I wish for my soul back
 
Wish granted, but it's severely cursed.

I wish I was a famous youtuber
 
Wish granted, however, you become so famous as a YouTuber that a crazy fan stalks you, and murders you, using your 10 million YouTube play button.

I wish for world peace.
 
Wish granted, however since the world is too peaceful you hardly notice anything that's going wrong with


I wish that I had neat handwriting.
 
Wish granted, but someone with similar handwriting says you stole their style, so they chop your hands off.

I wish for a bracelet.
 
Wish granted, but your bracelet is so tight, it acts as a ring. It's also a Ring Pop. (In this case a Bracelet Pop)

I wish for a beautiful flower.
 
Wish granted, however, it is a majestic rose with many thorns that causes you to go to the hospital becuase it leaves too many cuts.

I wish for a double rainbow.
 
Wish granted! It's a beautiful, majestic, and unique Rainbow! But...the pot of gold at the end crushes your house into a pancake.

I wish to befriend a celebrity
 
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