Bow before your almighty lord

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bow before me your mighty and all-loving god; Red! You shall all receev hefty pensions of my little pony gift sets for being loyal to your all-pouerful God. Thr pension includes princess starlight (or twilight i forgot) hair extensions, a rainbowdash make-up set, a pinkiepie hairdresser set complete with hair clips and a comb and brush, and finally, limited edition Rainbowdash light-up sketchers that wont go off when youre hiding from a killer ina dark cupboard (we promise!) We are giving these away for absolutely FREE as long as you swear loyalty and allegiance to your god - Me, the almighty Red! He fact that these are free as long as you are loyal to I, your god, will shock you so much you get knocked right off of your toe nails!!! My loyal minions thusfar include @BFFPandaOnTwitch @yoongisjimin @Aiden and @fortryde

JOIN THEM IN BEING COOL
WORSHIP YOUR GOD, I, THE ALMIGHTY RED, TODAY!!!!!


please keep pinkiepie hair clips away from young children.
do not clip hair extensions anywhere but the hair on your head.
do not swallow thr rainbowdash makeup
the acid from the sketchers are highly toxic like thr non-worshipers breath
please drink responsibly
do not choke on any comb or hairclips because we will not be held responsible
 
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I BOW DOWN LORD ALL POWERFUL ONE! DONT KILL MY CAT AND ILL BE SO GOOD FOT YOU!
 
I BOW BEFORE YOU OH POWERFUL ONE
 
My almighty lord is Pingu
 
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