Best Pick-up Lines

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

Do you think you have what it takes? (It takes good pick-up lines) Feel free to say more than one (more than one post). Simple enough xD

 

[BellaAudrey]

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

"Come with me if you want to live."

 

[nighty]

"Come with me if you want to live."

*related to a movie I like*
"Come with me if you wanna not die."

 

[$$$]

Picks up a straight line

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

*Every starts going to a free pun website*

 

[Dizzeh]

Hey girl, I heard you love water. That means you already love 70% of me

 

[Becca_]

There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh never mind. I missed u r a q t

 

[Beanie]

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
(666% best pick up line)

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

If you were a laser you would be stunning.

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
(666% best pick up line)

It's such a "guy" pick-up line xD (I should know)

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

Need some sugar with that cake... Just thought that one up xD

 

[Hedgeyyy]

Do you have a Band-Aid because ei just scrapped my knee falling for you.


xd

 

[nighty]

Do you have a Band-Aid because ei just scrapped my knee falling for you.


xd

o_o ok

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, because you look horrible. :l
(HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY)

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, because you look horrible. :l
(HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY)

Truth hurts. Even if I technically don't have feelings–I mean,"Yeah dude. Honesty is the best policy. Fo' sho'"

Ignore that first part.

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

Truth hurts. Even if I technically don't have feelings–I mean,"Yeah dude. Honesty is the best policy. Fo' sho'"

Ignore that first part.

Smart lad robot

 

[auoc]

Did you fall from heaven? Because your hair is messy

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

Did you fall from heaven? Because your hair is messy

Are you a copy machine? Go back to the office. (That wasn't a pick-up line btw ;P)

 

[Myth]

BANANA

 

[B00mBiTeZzMCPZ]

BANANA

You would get slapped. (Ik from experience, I have tried that technique)