Bad pick-up lines

[CanYouDont]

Okay so, we all know pick-up lines can get really cheesy, share your cheesiest ones here!

Rules:
Stay appropriate
Don't be offensive

I'll start x3

I must be a snow flake, because I've fallen for you!

 

[thatnewzealander]

Hey! I have skittles in my mouth.. wanna taste the rainbow EHEHEHEhEH cHEesY

 

[Kraetys]

Girl, can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
Rating - Works every time, she'll fall right into your arms. 10/10.

You should play baseball because you're curving me like a pro.
Rating - Don't use it. 2/10.

You must be an electron because you're positively attracting, yet so negative.
Rating - You'll get slapped but it's worth it. 3/10.

 

[daisytire]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Is it enough to...

Break the ice?

 

[Ennuwaa]

Is your name Wifi? Cause I'm feeling the connection

 

[Kraetys]

Is your name Wifi? Cause I'm feeling the connection

Is your name Mr. Krabs? Because I'm feeling it!

 

[CanYouDont]

What's on the menu? Me-n-U

 

[Etgar]

If I had to rate you from 1-10, I'd rate you a 9 because I am the 1 you are missing..

Is your name google? Because you're the answer to all I'm searching for.

 

[oop]

Did You Eat Lucky Charms This Morning Cause You Look Magically Delicious
XD

 

[alexithymia]

Are you worth your weight in gold?
'Cause you're behind my eyelids when I'm all alone.


sorrynotsorry lol

 

[KaleSplat]

Hey, can you solve this problem? I can't seem to figure it out!
7i<21u

Rating: Only works with math geniuses. Otherwise, you may expect a hospital visit.