Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Dumb Answer

[SenpaiAlibaba]

Alright then, so here's how you play the game
You're basically just suppose to ask a really stupid question (can be meme references lol) and the next person replies with a dumb answer. For example:​

Person 1: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Person 2: Of course it is. Everyone knows there's strings on ham.

Why did Vader take so long to aim at Luke?

I'll start everyone off

What color is water and why does it attack people?​

 

[SimplyFresh]

It's pink obviously and it attacks us because the squids control it and the squids want to eat our toes.

 

[xWclfie]

It's pink obviously and it attacks us because the squids control it and the squids want to eat our toes.

You didn't ask a question..ANNYYWAYS

Is Harry Potter about a pot covered in hair?

 

[SenpaiAlibaba]

No its about a nose on a journey to find its master before they fall into the hairy pot

Was Luke actually Leia disguised as a giant slimy worm?