A heart-breaking story about Henry Hoover

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Something just happened recently that I need to just vent about. I don't know how this has happened to a fantastic, amazing, handsome, intelligent, well-spoken, funny, caring, thoughtful, wise person like me but it did. And I need to get it off my chest!



I was just strolling down the road.
I always go walking because of the peace of nature and whatever.
This was abruptly ended however when some crazy driver yelled out of a car trying to get my attention.
My followers always want to get my attention and I grant them their little dreams because I'm a lovely person. Unfortunately, I don't grant wishes to losers who drive cars around.
I reply back to the person explaining to them that they are a disgrace, ugly and an attention-seeker then demanded an apology for the inconvenience. They immediately stared right at me and said sorry.
They soon after, however, stepped out of the car and came running for a hug trying to receive my forgiveness.
Ugh!
They actually had the nerves to come up to me and attempt to hug me without my permission!
I don’t get people who act higher than others... I was quick to react though with my agile thinking and shoved the piece of human dirt back onto the road assuming that a car will crash into them.
Naturally, a car did hit the person and sent them flying.
And don't ask me why the person in the car didn't stop, people are way too lazy these days!
It was amusing at first until people nearby gathered around and took out their phones, probably wanting to take an embarrassing photo of the person and send it to their friends. Very insensitive. I couldn’t stand being around them so I had to leave.
I am disgusted by how some humans react to things like they’re above others. It’s sickening.​
 
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WOW those HEARTLESS SICK CRUEL BEINGS
reading this HEARTBREAKING story makes me CRINGE at the nerve of some people
 
I honestly think differently. Sure some random person just comes up and hugs u randomly is weird. But just don't go hating on them that much. DUDE U COULD'VE ALMOST KILLED HIM!
 
I honestly think differently. Sure some random person just comes up and hugs u randomly is weird. But just don't go hating on them that much. DUDE U COULD'VE ALMOST KILLED HIM!
UMMMMM
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
U ARE BEING RUDE
TO HENRY HOOVER
SOME PERSON
JUST
HUGGEDDDDD HIM
HOW DARE THEY EVEN APPROACH
 
THEN U HAVE JUST INSULTED LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE! PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE!
NOTHING WILL EVER BE WORSE THAN INSULTING HENRY HOOVER
PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE
 
Oh my.. xD
 
I honestly think differently. Sure some random person just comes up and hugs u randomly is weird. But just don't go hating on them that much. DUDE U COULD'VE ALMOST KILLED HIM!
No such thing. I don't kill people. I'm a saint who has never done any evil! This is slander!

I'll see you in court.
 
Ok! Accuse a religious person that has done nothing wrong but spoke for what I believe is right!
This story isn't real. It's supposed to be over-dramatic and egoistic making it out like I done nothing wrong. :p
 
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