So, if you’re reading this story you fit into one of these three categories: (a) You love cats as much as I do (not possible), (b) You are bored out of your mind or (c) Well… erm… Shall we get onto the story? Yes, better had before this gets any more wierd…
So, as you know this story is called ‘A Day in The Life of a Cat’. So, if you don’t like cats, it may not be the best story for you.. Well, anyway here it is (note: this is my first story so ,you know, don’t judge) :
Dear Diary,
Let me introduce you to the characters, we have Becca. She is the brains behind the story. She knows everything.. I mean she even knows what I’m going to have for lunch today (#Stalker). Then, there’s Blue. He’s..well…Blue basically. Not much else to talk about except that he’s incredibly annoying! Calm down Panda it’s fine… Oh yeah I forgot to mention, my name’s Panda. I know, I know, “you’re a cat, why are you called Panda.” Ask my mother!! Well, you probably can’t unless you are a psychic. She’s dead so… You have permission to laugh/cry because in Meowville we don’t judge. I mean it’s like our number one rule; if you break it…well, you’ll have to answer to Jeanine. She’s pretty scary so you don’t want to ruffle her tail. Those puns though!! Once I actually broke the rule because this girl was wearing the ugliest sweater ever. Now that I think about it, her make-up was so not contoured very well either. It was terrible! CALM DOWN PANDA!!! Oh and yes, I do keep a diary. Don’t judge and make the mistake I made. I mean if she would have strangled me much longer then…. Oh I’m not supposed to tell you this….erm… gotta go byeeeee!!!
The next episode will be up shortly. Hope you like it and sorry it’s a bit short. It adds to the mystery. Ooohhh!
-Panda
(Disclaimer: Sorry, if anyone has done this before. If they have let me know!
So, as you know this story is called ‘A Day in The Life of a Cat’. So, if you don’t like cats, it may not be the best story for you.. Well, anyway here it is (note: this is my first story so ,you know, don’t judge) :
Dear Diary,
Let me introduce you to the characters, we have Becca. She is the brains behind the story. She knows everything.. I mean she even knows what I’m going to have for lunch today (#Stalker). Then, there’s Blue. He’s..well…Blue basically. Not much else to talk about except that he’s incredibly annoying! Calm down Panda it’s fine… Oh yeah I forgot to mention, my name’s Panda. I know, I know, “you’re a cat, why are you called Panda.” Ask my mother!! Well, you probably can’t unless you are a psychic. She’s dead so… You have permission to laugh/cry because in Meowville we don’t judge. I mean it’s like our number one rule; if you break it…well, you’ll have to answer to Jeanine. She’s pretty scary so you don’t want to ruffle her tail. Those puns though!! Once I actually broke the rule because this girl was wearing the ugliest sweater ever. Now that I think about it, her make-up was so not contoured very well either. It was terrible! CALM DOWN PANDA!!! Oh and yes, I do keep a diary. Don’t judge and make the mistake I made. I mean if she would have strangled me much longer then…. Oh I’m not supposed to tell you this….erm… gotta go byeeeee!!!
The next episode will be up shortly. Hope you like it and sorry it’s a bit short. It adds to the mystery. Ooohhh!
-Panda
(Disclaimer: Sorry, if anyone has done this before. If they have let me know!
