What we have so far xD:
Once a young child found a wild potato in the kitchen sink so they grabbed a knife to kill it which made a magical bun bun appear over the potato. He was so shocked that he grabbed the pet snake and threw a giant stone rock at a brick house. However, something interesting happened when the pretty princess started to cough blood when a knife stabbed her neck. So she ran to the store to buy more knives but soon her wounds healed because the potato was her doctor. A fluffy unicorn died in her heart because she was a potato. When suddenly the
(my words)
Magical unicorn