1. Nope
2. Probably Nutella, it tastes really good
3. A turtle.
Well uh, I'm pretty sure the zombie will turn into a vampire because to turn into a zombie you must have your brains eaten.
I like my real name currently, so I have no idea.
The marry command is an innocent command, I understand it could bother people about the divorce issues, but that's not like your parents actually getting divorced which is a completely different thing. Marriage is pretty much dating but made legal so if any issues happen it can be taken care of...