[Verse 1]
Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star!
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point!
P.U., what's that horrible smell?! Drum solo! [drum solo] I have a head, that ends in a point, Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
This song is over, except for this line, You win this round, broccoli!