Make the most pointless staff application.
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Age: I can only count to 5
IGN: MLG_360_NoScoper
Timezone and Location: I live in my house, that's all you get
Why you want to be a helper: It's my birthday
How often are you online: What server are we talking about again?
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Factions
Someone is spamming, what do you do: F3 + D
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Swear back at them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Show them how a master does it
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Nothing, but if they even get near me, they're banned
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ignore them
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Give 'em admin
IGN: MLG_360_NoScoper
Timezone and Location: I live in my house, that's all you get
Why you want to be a helper: It's my birthday
How often are you online: What server are we talking about again?
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Factions
Someone is spamming, what do you do: F3 + D
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Swear back at them
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Show them how a master does it
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Nothing, but if they even get near me, they're banned
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ignore them
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Give 'em admin
Age: Last time I checked I was 20,008,248 nanoseconds old
IGN: teh hecke iz dat
Timezone and Location: pluto
Why you want to be a helper: idk to mute people i don't like forever?
How often are you online: 2 minutes every 2 seconds
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: creative ploots toots
Someone is spamming, what do you do: 6
Someone is swearing, what do you do: "stahp sewaring you i4 ;e79rv6uytc/mk"
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: bna
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: bna
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: bna
Someone is hacking, what do you do: bna
IGN: teh hecke iz dat
Timezone and Location: pluto
Why you want to be a helper: idk to mute people i don't like forever?
How often are you online: 2 minutes every 2 seconds
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: creative ploots toots
Someone is spamming, what do you do: 6
Someone is swearing, what do you do: "stahp sewaring you i4 ;e79rv6uytc/mk"
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: bna
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: bna
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: bna
Someone is hacking, what do you do: bna
Age: 6
IGN: OxleyPrimarySchool_14
Timezone and Location: Dad said +9 but My Said +8 0.o
Why you want to be a helper: Da Pretty green Name
How often are you online: Dis is the School Account so Every Day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: What does sections mean? I like da pretty Skull
Someone is spamming, what do you do: Hehe like they could out spam me
Someone is swearing, what do you do: What does swearing mean? is that a bad word ;(
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: They is a N00bz anyway
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Err Murder people is bad silly question i call da popo
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ban them so no one knows i made a mistake :3
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I saw a guy flying once i Called him a haxor
IGN: OxleyPrimarySchool_14
Timezone and Location: Dad said +9 but My Said +8 0.o
Why you want to be a helper: Da Pretty green Name
How often are you online: Dis is the School Account so Every Day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: What does sections mean? I like da pretty Skull
Someone is spamming, what do you do: Hehe like they could out spam me
Someone is swearing, what do you do: What does swearing mean? is that a bad word ;(
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: They is a N00bz anyway
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Err Murder people is bad silly question i call da popo
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Ban them so no one knows i made a mistake :3
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I saw a guy flying once i Called him a haxor
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Timezone and Location:
Why you want to be a helper:
How often are you online:
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active:
Someone is spamming, what do you do:
Someone is swearing, what do you do:
Someone is being harassed, what do you do:
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do:
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do:
Someone is hacking, what do you do:
I WANT MOD!
This thread is providing me with more entertainment than it should be.
Age:10
IGN: HeemAy
Timezone and Location: EST
Why you want to be a helper: I want to be helper because I want to help the server from people doing things that they aren't supposed to examples: Spam, Swearing, Harassment, Person shooting random people in murder, Hacking.
How often are you online:Around 3-5
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Creative
Someone is spamming, what do you do: I ask them to stop if they are continuing to spam I mute them for 30 minutes
Someone is swearing, what do you do:I ask them to stop if they are continuing to spam I mute them for 30 minutes
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: I ask them to stop if they are continuing to spam I mute them for 30 minutes
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I ask them to stop if they continue I will kick them.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I check chat if the person was falsely accused I will un-warn them, If they weren't falsely accused I would mute them.
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I would take a screen shot of the hacker and I would post it on imgur or gyazo to keep as proof before banning.
I wrote this for no reason, I am not looking to be apply right now i'm to young as of my age and I do not fit the requirements.
IGN: HeemAy
Timezone and Location: EST
Why you want to be a helper: I want to be helper because I want to help the server from people doing things that they aren't supposed to examples: Spam, Swearing, Harassment, Person shooting random people in murder, Hacking.
How often are you online:Around 3-5
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Creative
Someone is spamming, what do you do: I ask them to stop if they are continuing to spam I mute them for 30 minutes
Someone is swearing, what do you do:I ask them to stop if they are continuing to spam I mute them for 30 minutes
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: I ask them to stop if they are continuing to spam I mute them for 30 minutes
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: I ask them to stop if they continue I will kick them.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I check chat if the person was falsely accused I will un-warn them, If they weren't falsely accused I would mute them.
Someone is hacking, what do you do: I would take a screen shot of the hacker and I would post it on imgur or gyazo to keep as proof before banning.
I wrote this for no reason, I am not looking to be apply right now i'm to young as of my age and I do not fit the requirements.
Age: 2 metres long
IGN: MyMammyMadeThis
Timezone and Location: On the earths core, including all of le timezones
Why you want to be a helper: I don't want to be a helper.. I want to RULE THE WORLD AS EMPEROR PANDA!
How often are you online: -3 minutes
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: What are the sections?
Someone is spamming, what do you do: What is a spam? IS IT FOOD?!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Spank their naughty little booties.
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Comfort their parents for no reason.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Dance on their weapons to stop them using it, then I shoot the people cx
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I dont know, I am only two metres long, I'm suprised I know English cx
Someone is hacking, what do you do: What is hacking.. really, someone teach me.
IGN: MyMammyMadeThis
Timezone and Location: On the earths core, including all of le timezones
Why you want to be a helper: I don't want to be a helper.. I want to RULE THE WORLD AS EMPEROR PANDA!
How often are you online: -3 minutes
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: What are the sections?
Someone is spamming, what do you do: What is a spam? IS IT FOOD?!
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Spank their naughty little booties.
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Comfort their parents for no reason.
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Dance on their weapons to stop them using it, then I shoot the people cx
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: I dont know, I am only two metres long, I'm suprised I know English cx
Someone is hacking, what do you do: What is hacking.. really, someone teach me.
Age: 666
IGN: IUsedToBeACow
Timezone and Location: I don't really know man, I've lived in this caravan for a while though.
Why you want to be a helper: I want to overthrow PZ
How often are you online: When I'm not eating
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Yes
Someone is spamming, what do you do: Sneeze
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Sacrifice beetles to the god of curtains.
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Call the popo
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Hide under my blankets, they keep me safe from murderers.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Why the fluff you lyin', why you always lyin'
Someone is hacking, what do you do: http://imgur.com/503TsqZ
IGN: IUsedToBeACow
Timezone and Location: I don't really know man, I've lived in this caravan for a while though.
Why you want to be a helper: I want to overthrow PZ
How often are you online: When I'm not eating
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: Yes
Someone is spamming, what do you do: Sneeze
Someone is swearing, what do you do: Sacrifice beetles to the god of curtains.
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Call the popo
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Hide under my blankets, they keep me safe from murderers.
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Why the fluff you lyin', why you always lyin'
Someone is hacking, what do you do: http://imgur.com/503TsqZ
This thread would be hilarious if there weren't any actual applications made that are this bad of which we constantly have to deal with.
Age: 3.6 quadrillion years old
IGN: 420_1800_Trickshotter
Timezone and Location: uh ya know, that one
Why you want to be a helper: To rek scroobs
How often are you online: 1440 hours a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: uhhhhhh, cheese
Someone is spamming, what do you do: eat a burger and watch
Someone is swearing, what do you do: get some popcorn and watch
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Laugh
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Nothing, I am that person
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Nothing, I did it (you didnt hear that from me)
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Admit to have aimbot aswell
IGN: 420_1800_Trickshotter
Timezone and Location: uh ya know, that one
Why you want to be a helper: To rek scroobs
How often are you online: 1440 hours a day
Which sections on the PZ server are you most active: uhhhhhh, cheese
Someone is spamming, what do you do: eat a burger and watch
Someone is swearing, what do you do: get some popcorn and watch
Someone is being harassed, what do you do: Laugh
Someone randomly keeps shooting people in murder, what do you do: Nothing, I am that person
Someone was warned by you but they were falsely accused, what do you do: Nothing, I did it (you didnt hear that from me)
Someone is hacking, what do you do: Admit to have aimbot aswell
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