Post Your Jokes Here!

[Tikicat6]

Here's a thread were you can post your best jokes and puns
All you have to do is comment the joke!
Feel free to post as many as you want!
Let the bad puns and jokes begin!



First joke
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!​

 

[Myth]

Why did the chicken cross a road?

It didnt xD xD xD

 

[Dizzeh]

My life.

 

[Tikicat6]

My life.

XDDDD

 

[FabDuckie]

should be in off-topic.
but like, why did the chicken run across the road?
because it like saw my face and was like "ahh", and it got scurred and ran.
huehuehuehuheuh.

 

[Tikicat6]

I have another one

What did the horse say when he fell?
Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

 

[Dynam_Rezinor]

My life.

Cliche.

 

[Laura :)]

Me.

 

[nighty]

Hey, y'all wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Ahhh, nevermind, it's too cheesy.

Omg, now I'm getting hungry.

 

[Ech0Chamber]

Why does windows 9 not exist?
Because Windows 7 8 9.