Lolno, Dogey became a cannibal and ate the Police Officers and Gaben :3.
Idk why, but I had the brilliant Idea to use my 69th Post as a beautiful, tragic, shocking and happy Story about a new Ship I have created. Lord Gaben & @Dogey . #Dogaben
Dogey POV-
Today was the Special day that everyone waited for. The Official Launch of Half Life 3. I gave my Gabenbabeh some Ideas for the majestic Sequel to Half Life 2. We have been working on it since our 666th Marriage. We were a Dream Team, fitting together like Dorito and Mountain Dew. While he was coding the MLG Stuff I told him to add, I brought home some Swag Items that inspired the Gameplay of Half Life 3.
Today is the 69th Tuesday of this Year, and I have planned Special things for Today. I am still in my warm bed right now. Well, somehow it doesn't feel comfortable this morning, but I guess that's just because I'm so nervous.
"Dogehhhhhh????" He said, with his soft and manly voice.
I slowly begin to open my Eyes, just to notice that the Sun is already shining. Hmm, wait. I don't even have a Window in my Room...?
I slowly stand up and yawn, even tho it's already 13:37.
I notice that I'm on our Roof. Great. I've been sleep Walking again, ugh. What must my Gabenbabeh think of me...
"DOGEHH?!"
He said my Name again. This time just Louder. I am blushing again.
"W0t m8?"
I see him Standing in front of our Door, watching my movement very closely.
"Ehhh. How can you be so calm Bby? Someone stole your secret Dog Treat Stash last night, I already called the cops."
I immediantly rushed towards our secret Basement and looked for my holy Shrine, which I placed my Stash on.
I realized that my Gabenbabeh was telling me the truth. Someone actually stole my Dog Treat Stash.
"UMGNUUUUUUUUUUU" I scream louder than 11 Ducks in a Toaster.
"Bby calm yourself, the cops are on their way" Once again, I blush because of his Ultra manly man voice. He puts his Foot on my Face and dries my tears.
"But...But...My Dog Treat Stash...I spent 2 Hours and 14 Minutes collecting all These..."
I couldn't resist but to cry. Many Tears have Fallen. Rip.
"Shhhh, your Lord is here Dogey. Lord Gaben will punish the Person that stole your Stash in every way possible."
"But-"
He puts a carrot in my mouth
"Bby you can trust me. Being the fabulous guy I am, I was so smart and have inserted a Tracking Device 13 Years and 37 Days ago. I am now gonna use my wizard skills and warp them back.
As soon as he said that, he opened his left Hand and did a traditional Dance. I was so amazed by his movements that I immediantly smiled and clapped with my paws.
"Ancient Swag God, please notice me. My Wife Dogey has lost her secret Treat Stash to a thief. Please Warp both thief and Stash to us."
I couldn`t believe my eyes when I saw that the Stash appeared in front of my left foot , and on top of that Spooderman was sleeping on it.
"Spooderman how dare you to betray the Holy Swag Clan and steal from your Leader?!"
I was so angry, that I didn't even want an answer from Spooderman. I opened my jaw and ate the stash with spooderman sleeping on it.
"Thanks Gaben... you're always there for me"
They went to the park at that Day. A Swaggier couple couldn't exist. ever...
And if both didn't die yet, then they are probably coding half Life 9 Together right now.
The End.
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