https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...A03E3A5E7DACEE2D9D42A03E3A5E7DACEE2&FORM=VIRE Everybody knows the story of the three little pigs or at least they think they do nobody knows the real story because nobody has heard my story I'm the wolf Alexander A Wolf but you can call me Al now I don't know how this whole big bad wolf thing got started but its all wrong! Maybe its because of our diet HEY its not my fault we eat cute animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs that's just the way we are if cheese burgers were cute people would probably think your pig and bad too! But like I was saying the whole big bad wolf thing is all wrong its all about a sneeze and a cup of sugar! This is the true story!Way back in once upon of time time I was making a birthday cake for my dear old granny I had a horrible sneezing cold I ran out of sugar So I walked down my street to ask my neighbor for a cup of sugar. Now this neighbor was a pig and he wasn't to bright either He had built his whole house out of straw. Can you believe it? I mean who in their earth right mind would make their house out of STRAW?
So of course the minute I knocked on the door it fell right off so it would be rude to just knock on the door so I called out Mr. Pig Mr. Pig are you in? No answer! I was just about to go home without the cup of sugar for my grannies birthday cake. That's when my nose started itching I huffed and I puffed and I SNEEZED a great sneeze and you know what that whole darn house made of straw flew down. and right in the middle of the piles of straw was the first little pig dead as a doornail he had been home the whole time! Now it would be a shame to leave a perfectly pork dinner on the ground so I ate it up think of it as a big cheese burger just lying there!
I was feeling a little better but I still didn't have my cup of sugar so I went to my next neighbors house
this neighbor was the first little pigs brother he was smarter then the first pig but not much he had built his house of sticks I rang the doorbell of the stick house and nobody answered. I called Mr.pig Mr.pig are you in? He yelled back go away wolf you cant come in I'm shaving the hairs on my chinny chin chin! I had just grabbed the door nob when I felt another sneeze coming in a huffed and I puffed and tried to cover my mouth but It didn't help and I sneezed a great sneeze and your not going to believe it but this pigs house fell down just like his brothers! When the dust cleared there was a second helping think of it as 2 cheeseburgers
I was getting awfully full and my cold got a little better and I still didn't have that cup of sugar for my dear old grannies birthday
I went to the next neighbors house this was the first and second little pigs brother now he must've been the brains of the family because he built his house of bricks!
I knocked on the brick house no answer I called out Mr pig Mr pig are you in and you know what that rude little porky answered get out of here wolf don't bother me again talk about impolite he probably had a whole sack of sugar and he wouldn't even give me one little cup for my dear sweet grannies birthday cake what a pig I was just about to go home and maybe make a nice birthday card instead of a cake when I felt my cold coming in I huffed and I puffed and I sneezed a great sneeze and the third little pig yelled and your old granny can sit on a pin now usally I'm a pretty calm fellow but when somebody talks about my granny like that I go a little crazy When the cops drove up now of course I was trying to blow his house down and the whole time I was huffing and puffing and sneezing and making a real scene!
The rest as they say is history! News reporters heard about the 2 pigs I had for dinner and they figured a sick guy going to borrow a cup of sugar didn't sound very exciting so they jazzed up the story with all that huff and puff and blow your house down
And they made ME the big bad wolf that's it I was framed but maybe YOU could lend me a cup of sugar!
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