MCPZ Rap Battles v2.0!

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GG GunterGaming said:
Listen up, Dynam, you lazy slop,
your T-Rex got nottin' on my triceratops.
You better call the Sick Burn Cops,
'cause you know my crimes are nonstop.

They call me Happy Feet,
'cause my moves are too sweet.
Face it, you freak,
I just can't be beat.

(Eminem Rap God mode)

You piece of concrete,
found your skin on the streets.
While I lay in my suite,
sippin' bubble tea.

It's an easy feat,
to know that you cheat.
Better get back onto your high chair,
betore I knock you off your feet.

Just accept defeat,
I'm just too elite.
Your rap isn't complete,
your skills are petite.

You're gonna rage quit,
doing Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Just move to Canada,
If you can't take the heat.
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Keep trying penguin, nothin's gonna work
I'll be standing here looking at your rhymes with a smirk
You're not going anywhere with that self-sabatoging quirk

You don't "cheat" in raps.
You just run your mouth through the laps.
Your rapping is so boring it makes me want to take a nap.
Your technique is so bad I'd call it
crap
You don't have to be a genius to know that.

Doesn't matter if you're a koala, a brick or a tree
You'll always be stuck with that arrow in the knee
I'm not a vampire I'm a Dunmer, a dark elf
Again it doesn't matter what you are
because having your name is a shame in and of itself.

I don't sit on high seats I use a magic carpet
unlike those broken wooden chairs you bought at the black market.

I live in aridity, heat doesn't affect me.
So face my flamethrower, soon you won't be able to see
me throwing fireballs at your house in your country
It's not hard to see
that your getting uneasy
so go back to the barn before I turn you into poultry.

dizzybonnett said:
Hey, leave the penguin alone,
I don't really like your tone.
Yes, his breath may stink.
But he eats fish, make the link!

You may think you're cool,
But you're just a tool.
Lookin' up your raps online,
You know, they barely rhyme.

Tip toe little vampire,
I'll burn you with fire.
You're just a pale little fang face.
Ya can't keep up with my pace.

Maybe next time you'll rethink.
Your anger is reaching the brink.
Do you need ice to cool that burn?
My raps take a while to learn...

But in the end, you won't win.
I'll finish this with a grin.
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Cool? Cool? I'm flaming!
You can't ever win so don't bother teaming.
If you think I'd stoop so low you must be dreaming.

I've said it before,
I'm hot to the core
You're wasting resources
For that I'll kick you out the door

Don't you know?
Whether lava or snow
There is no end
Only rules to bend,
forts to defend
and insults to send

Learn to adapt
before you get zapped
You're not apt
at this skill called "rap".
 
dizzybonnett said:
Hey, leave the penguin alone,
I don't really like your tone.
Yes, his breath may stink.
But he eats fish, make the link!

You may think you're cool,
But you're just a tool.
Lookin' up your raps online,
You know, they barely rhyme.

Tip toe little vampire,
I'll burn you with fire.
You're just a pale little fang face.
Ya can't keep up with my pace.

Maybe next time you'll rethink.
Your anger is reaching the brink.
Do you need ice to cool that burn?
My raps take a while to learn...

But in the end, you won't win.
I'll finish this with a grin.
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yush *cyber high five*
Dynam_Rezinor said:
Keep trying penguin, nothin's gonna work
I'll be standing here looking at your rhymes with a smirk
You're not going anywhere with that self-sabatoging quirk

You don't "cheat" in raps.
You just run your mouth through the laps.
Your rapping is so boring it makes me want to take a nap.
Your technique is so bad I'd call it
crap
You don't have to be a genius to know that.

Doesn't matter if you're a koala, a brick or a tree
You'll always be stuck with that arrow in the knee
I'm not a vampire I'm a Dunmer, a dark elf
Again it doesn't matter what you are
because having your name is a shame in and of itself.

I don't sit on high seats I use a magic carpet
unlike those broken wooden chairs you bought at the black market.

I live in aridity, heat doesn't affect me.
So face my flamethrower, soon you won't be able to see
me throwing fireballs at your house in your country
It's not hard to see
that your getting uneasy
so go back to the barn before I turn you into poultry.



Cool? Cool? I'm flaming!
You can't ever win so don't bother teaming.
If you think I'd stoop so low you must be dreaming.

I've said it before,
I'm hot to the core
You're wasting resources
For that I'll kick you out the door

Don't you know?
Whether lava or snow
There is no end
Only rules to bend,
forts to defend
and insults to send

Learn to adapt
before you get zapped
You're not apt
at this skill called "rap".
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OMG, Dynam, just relax,
it's like you're fighting against a rock with a fireman's axe.

Don't bring the sass,
or you're back's gonna crack.
My raps make a stack,
'cause I'm bringin' it back.

You call that a rap?
Your face is the real threat.
Giving a crap?
Nope, not in my skill set.

You fell into my trap,
wrap you in gift wrap,
don't give two tic-tacs,
about what you gotta yap.

Dunmer? Sounds like Dumber,
the dark elf of the toilet.
You're being cruel to animals,
even though you're sister is a piglet.

I should put you in the toaster because you gettin' toasted,
better yet, an oven, because you gettin' roasted.
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
Keep trying penguin, nothin's gonna work
I'll be standing here looking at your rhymes with a smirk
You're not going anywhere with that self-sabatoging quirk

You don't "cheat" in raps.
You just run your mouth through the laps.
Your rapping is so boring it makes me want to take a nap.
Your technique is so bad I'd call it
crap
You don't have to be a genius to know that.

Doesn't matter if you're a koala, a brick or a tree
You'll always be stuck with that arrow in the knee
I'm not a vampire I'm a Dunmer, a dark elf
Again it doesn't matter what you are
because having your name is a shame in and of itself.

I don't sit on high seats I use a magic carpet
unlike those broken wooden chairs you bought at the black market.

I live in aridity, heat doesn't affect me.
So face my flamethrower, soon you won't be able to see
me throwing fireballs at your house in your country
It's not hard to see
that your getting uneasy
so go back to the barn before I turn you into poultry.



Cool? Cool? I'm flaming!
You can't ever win so don't bother teaming.
If you think I'd stoop so low you must be dreaming.

I've said it before,
I'm hot to the core
You're wasting resources
For that I'll kick you out the door

Don't you know?
Whether lava or snow
There is no end
Only rules to bend,
forts to defend
and insults to send

Learn to adapt
before you get zapped
You're not apt
at this skill called "rap".
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Now you think you're skilled,
Rapping till you're filled.
Your raps are just random words.
This is really just absurd.

You write what you can,
They've been bad since the game began.
Looking up rhyming words,
Because you are: a nerd.

Seeing what works,
Forgetting what lurks,
In the shadow: me (and the penguin)
So just remember you can't win.
 
GG GunterGaming said:
OMG, Dynam, just relax,
it's like you're fighting against a rock with a fireman's axe.

Don't bring the sass,
or you're back's gonna crack.
My raps make a stack,
'cause I'm bringin' it back.

You call that a rap?
Your face is the real threat.
Giving a crap?
Nope, not in my skill set.

You fell into my trap,
wrap you in gift wrap,
don't give two tic-tacs,
about what you gotta yap.

Dunmer? Sounds like Dumber,
the dark elf of the toilet.
You're being cruel to animals,
even though you're sister is a piglet.

I should put you in the toaster because you gettin' toasted,
better yet, an oven, because you gettin' roasted.
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dizzybonnett said:
Now you think you're skilled,
Rapping till you're filled.
Your raps are just random words.
This is really just absurd.

You write what you can,
They've been bad since the game began.
Looking up rhyming words,
Because you are: a nerd.

Seeing what works,
Forgetting what lurks,
In the shadow: me (and the penguin)
So just remember you can't win.
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Don't try to be tall
dude and dudette.
You're teaming in a free for all
like Romeo and Juliet

Cruel to animals? At least I'm not racist.
Unlike you, Gunter.
Mr. "I am a fascist"

You don't know the difference between text and talking.
You tell me to listen and I stand there gawking
Just let me call the mental asylum and they'll come knocking

You say you're committing a crime
you'll eventually fail
I don't have to fight tooth and nail
to take you to jail
I'm probably wasting my time
talking to someone who's ego's bigger than a whale.

Your name explains everything, dizzy.
You should probably get busy
and quickly
get a medical checkup, they'll drug you in a jiffy.
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
Don't try to be tall
dude and dudette.
You're teaming in a free for all
like Romeo and Juliet

Cruel to animals? At least I'm not racist.
Unlike you, Gunter.
Mr. "I am a fascist"

You don't know the difference between text and talking.
You tell me to listen and I stand there gawking
Just let me call the mental asylum and they'll come knocking

You say you're committing a crime
you'll eventually fail
I don't have to fight tooth and nail
to take you to jail
I'm probably wasting my time
talking to someone who's ego's bigger than a whale.

Your name explains everything, dizzy.
You should probably get busy
and quickly
get a medical checkup, they'll drug you in a jiffy.
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That didn't even make sense,
You insulted yourself.
So listen here, gents.
Before you get too tense.

Yeah, my name is Dizzy.
I like to get in a fizzy.
In my eyes, the world is a craze.
Colours, shapes; it's all a faze.

So what's wrong with that, elf?
Too full of yourself?

Gunter is no racist, excuse you.
That's something you knew!
He's black and white,
Too innocent to fight.

He's probably eating fish sticks,
Watching as we make our bicks.
Don't pick on him,
It's a sin.

I would continue, but I need to eat dinner.
You as a priority gets thinner.
I can tell you're going to lose.
So don't go and blow a fuse.
 
dizzybonnett said:
Now you think you're skilled,
Rapping till you're filled.
Your raps are just random words.
This is really just absurd.

You write what you can,
They've been bad since the game began.
Looking up rhyming words,
Because you are: a nerd.

Seeing what works,
Forgetting what lurks,
In the shadow: me (and the penguin)
So just remember you can't win.
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umm think of anything.... hmmmm...haaa..i know.....
rapitty rap rap rap penguins
 
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dizzybonnett said:
That didn't even make sense,
You insulted yourself.
So listen here, gents.
Before you get too tense.

Yeah, my name is Dizzy.
I like to get in a fizzy.
In my eyes, the world is a craze.
Colours, shapes; it's all a faze.

So what's wrong with that, elf?
Too full of yourself?

Gunter is no racist, excuse you.
That's something you knew!
He's black and white,
Too innocent to fight.

He's probably eating fish sticks,
Watching as we make our bicks.
Don't pick on him,
It's a sin.

I would continue, but I need to eat dinner.
You as a priority gets thinner.
I can tell you're going to lose.
So don't go and blow a fuse.
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You know not every bad rapper is a man. No gender equality? So insensible......

AGAIN with the "listening"?
Do you not understand?
Is comprehension unavailable in this land?

At least try to think
Every time you're not in sync.
Leaving nothing but a drink
of root beer (or maybe ink?)
in the sink,

Your perception is wack.
You don't even know how to rap.
If this is your idea of a trap
I'll give you a slap
or a zap
and turn you into scrap
so that you'd shut your yap

I'm not even going to describe this level of stupid which just went up the scale.
If I were you I'd go away with my tail
between my legs on a rail
all the way to jail
where all they serve is stale
kale

Bick isn't a word
Now THAT is absurd
Your vision must be blurred
Because this is the third
time you defended that so-called "innocent" bird.

Don't even try to say you'll win.
As a matter of fact, that's a sin
Get out of here before I throw you in the trash bin
and quell your pointless grin
or do I have to make a din?
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
You know not every bad rapper is a man. No gender equality? So insensible......

AGAIN with the "listening"?
Do you not understand?
Is comprehension unavailable in this land?

At least try to think
Every time you're not in sync.
Leaving nothing but a drink
of root beer (or maybe ink?)
in the sink,

Your perception is wack.
You don't even know how to rap.
If this is your idea of a trap
I'll give you a slap
or a zap
and turn you into scrap
so that you'd shut your yap

I'm not even going to describe this level of stupid which just went up the scale.
If I were you I'd go away with my tail
between my legs on a rail
all the way to jail
where all they serve is stale
kale

Bick isn't a word
Now THAT is absurd
Your vision must be blurred
Because this is the third
time you defended that so-called "innocent" bird.

Don't even try to say you'll win.
As a matter of fact, that's a sin
Get out of here before I throw you in the trash bin
and quell your pointless grin
or do I have to make a din?
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"Gents" meaning Gunter and yourself,
Do you think I'm sexist, elf?
Yeah I defend the "innocent",
So shut up this instant.

You insult the penguin,
Stepping in a fight you can't win.
You call him a name,
But you won't explain.

I know he's nice,
He doesn't have a price.
And if you call me a liar,
I'll destroy you with fire.

What's that about a drink?
In the sink, with ink?
What's that for?
Is it a metaphor?

Your raps a like a child.
Reciting what they've heard.
Talking about a bird.
Speaking random words.

So maybe next time review
What you do
Before you post it on.
Now I know I've won.
 
dizzybonnett said:
"Gents" meaning Gunter and yourself,
Do you think I'm sexist, elf?
Yeah I defend the "innocent",
So shut up this instant.

You insult the penguin,
Stepping in a fight you can't win.
You call him a name,
But you won't explain.

I know he's nice,
He doesn't have a price.
And if you call me a liar,
I'll destroy you with fire.

What's that about a drink?
In the sink, with ink?
What's that for?
Is it a metaphor?

Your raps a like a child.
Reciting what they've heard.
Talking about a bird.
Speaking random words.

So maybe next time review
What you do
Before you post it on.
Now I know I've won.
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You know it's funny how you quoted the word 'innocent'.
You raps didn't make a dent
Feel free to vent
I know what you meant

I can't help you with your confusion
You're seeing your own illusion
But I'll offer a conclusion

I'm making a cessation
to your relation
with that penguin's nation
There will be no accusation,
no communication,
no toleration,
no idiotic exclamation.
Only this arbitration
of your elimination

Keep posting whatever you want
with whatever font
I'll just be here showing you how to really taunt
and daunt
while enjoying a croissant

I'm rapping faster than you can attempt
Better than everything you've ever dreamt
Your rapping is bent
And every post you've ever sent
is gonna be worse than the last one I lent
Even quicker than Clark Kent,
You better start to repent
for all the unnecessary sins that went
in this event
without consent
with evil intent
that misrepresent
every other person with your accent
without relent
Or I'll torment
you and bring the pain level to over a hundred percent.
 
I'll get to 101
They all say don't jump the gun
I'm a beast you know it
But you find it hard to show it
I can rap against anything even a spoon or a guy called dynam_rezinor
Who is such a goon

I'm a partier and I'm king
And all the present they bring
SO BOW DOWN TO ME PEASENTS
YOU STUPID LITTLE THINGS!!!!

About a week ago!!!!!
 
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I have it!
Awesome rap noises and words

I win
 
CookieOnMcpz said:
I'll get to 101
They all say don't jump the gun
I'm a beast you know it
But you find it hard to show it
I can rap against anything even a spoon or a guy called dynam_rezinor
Who is such a goon

I'm a partier and I'm king
And all the present they bring
SO BOW DOWN TO ME PEASENTS
YOU STUPID LITTLE THINGS!!!!

About a week ago!!!!!
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Is this a "Gang up on Dynam" thread or a Rap Battle?

Anyways, let's just finish this.....

Alright then. Let me write you a parable
about a cookie who was terrible

In this tale
he ate that which was stale.
He would always wail
and his lies were bigger than a whale

He always thought he was king
He was so sad he used Bing,
always loitering,
making a living
by making shoe strings

One day he came and insulted the mayor
He was so arrogant he didn't even care

The guards took him away to the guillotine.
There he swore about things that were utterly obscene.

By the mayor's hand the lever swung.
And that was the end of the cookie who smelled like dung.

The End.
:cool:
 
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But..Boom

Nyan cat came in
And started doing its song.
Dynam was so worried.
He knew something was wrong

A cookie was taking over his mind
That what you'll find.
Cause Cookie is king.
And Nyan cat he brings.

SO BOW DOWN TO US PESEANTS
ME AND MY QUEEN.
(@cuteekitten )
 
CookieOnMcpz said:
But..Boom

Nyan cat came in
And started doing its song.
Dynam was so worried.
He knew something was wrong

A cookie was taking over his mind
That what you'll find.
Cause Cookie is king.
And Nyan cat he brings.

SO BOW DOWN TO US PESEANTS
ME AND MY QUEEN.
(@cuteekitten )
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[YAY I'm ur Queen thank u cookie <3]
 
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CookieOnMcpz said:
But..Boom

Nyan cat came in
And started doing its song.
Dynam was so worried.
He knew something was wrong

A cookie was taking over his mind
That what you'll find.
Cause Cookie is king.
And Nyan cat he brings.

SO BOW DOWN TO US PESEANTS
ME AND MY QUEEN.
(@cuteekitten )
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Thus the servants and common men came
Starting a revolution against this monarch and his dame
They ran towards the castle with pitchforks and sticks of flame
while shouting the dreaded king's name

"Cookie will die tonight!"
"Him and all his knights!"
"We march together to fight!"
"And end this accursed Blight!"

The doors were banged and the windows broke
At first the king thought this was a joke

But then the doors flew open with such a force
And there stood all the men and woman including one with a horse

They ran in screaming
The castle was teeming
with gore and the king lay there bleeding
with no hope of redeeming
while his queen hid in the tower weeping
in this terrifying evening

It was the end of the power-hungry king
This would finally bring
an end to all the pointless bickering
 
#CookieVSDynam
 
one word..... LOL
 
Dynam_Rezinor said:
Thus the servants and common men came
Starting a revolution against this monarch and his dame
They ran towards the castle with pitchforks and sticks of flame
while shouting the dreaded king's name

"Cookie will die tonight!"
"Him and all his knights!"
"We march together to fight!"
"And end this accursed Blight!"

The doors were banged and the windows broke
At first the king thought this was a joke

But then the doors flew open with such a force
And there stood all the men and woman including one with a horse

They ran in screaming
The castle was teeming
with gore and the king lay there bleeding
with no hope of redeeming
while his queen hid in the tower weeping
in this terrifying evening

It was the end of the power-hungry king
This would finally bring
an end to all the pointless bickering
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I came back from the dead,
to finish you off.

Listen I'm a Heavyweight,
callin' me Metal Mario.
Come at you with wins,
I rep W's like I'm Wario.

Falcon Kick,
Give you the boot,
Aim and Shoot,
Hand Cannon
they callin' me
Mega Man.

Writin' masterful raps,
the pencil,
and embrace my Master Hand.

Mess with me?
You'll need surgery
across your back.
Better wrap
up your face
like Sheik
'cause I'ma damage that.

Hot flow
comin' out of my mouth like I'm Charizard.
Haven't met an opponent like this
since Kirby went hard.

King like I'm Koopa
A Boss like Bowser
My picture pops up
if you put "beast" in your browser.

I'm a villain,
pillage the village,
so run if you be
the Villager.
I venture to the Dark Pit,
when I'm plotting somethin' sinister.

Pitting me,
against any enemy,
or entity,
they get slayed with no remedy,
The energy,
is Super Sonic
speed. It's my synergy.

A link from the past,
of the memories,
of me,
and my raps,
send you to last.

Your raps are just plain rotten,
you're forgotten,
send you to yo' coffin,
I'm deadly as neuro toxin.

The call me Mr. Game
and watch me slide in like it's hockey,
You are not me,
more like a copycat,
with OCD.

You watch me as I come in,
conquering demeanors.
I'm the meanest,
and the illest,
'cause I be winnin' by the billions.

Man they callin' me the best,
'cause I'm blessed.
If you want,
then come and test.
Put you to rest,
Watch me do the rest.

Right Here.

(Rap God Activated)

Listen,
I'm playin' as
GG and they shiverin'
jiggilin'
Jiggily Puff,
how they quiverin',
My ninja Pokemon,
comin' in
killin' it,
Luigi
all coated in green,
are you feeling this,
fearing my villainous vibe,
I'm a Donkey Kong but don't expect ties.

I'll smash you in a flash,
I'm coming in fast,
I be cold to the core,
My power ain't enough,
I'm picking,
slamming more.

And now I'll use my raps,
to finish up the job,
soon, not even Dr. Mario is fixing that jaw.

*Drops Mic and walks away.*
 
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