Roast the Player BELOW You!

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Howdy, partners!

I just had this random idea for a Forum Game. I call it... ROAST THE PLAYER BELOW YOU!

This works exactly like you'd expect. I'll start us off by posting a roast at the bottom of this thread, then the next person will have to post a comeback (or just any kind of response, even a response of acceptance) to my roast, and then post a new roast under it. The next person will post a comeback, and a roast, etc.

Here's the format for you grammatically challenged folk (such as me)

<Comeback to above roast>
(I'd recommend putting a space here just so it's not confusing. You don't want anyone thinking your comeback is your roast!)
<New roast>

All I ask is that you follow the PZ forum rules (that goes without saying) and please, please, understand that this is all for fun. Please keep things lighthearted and comedic. Remember, don't take these roasts seriously. We're doing this for fun! Enjoy yourself. And don't take this too far, please. :)

Alright, I'll start us off...

Dear person below me...
Your mother's cooking is so terrible, even the Cookie Monster rejected her offering.
(See? Keep things fun and lighthearted. [Oh, and this isn't just a thread for "Your mom" jokes. I just couldn't think of anything else to say. (I also realize that was a really terrible roast. I don't care lol.)] Have fun!)
 
at least my mum can cook jkjkjk

boi u look like a burnt sweet potato hunny
 
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At least I have skin. (Get it? Skinny? Skin? No? Ok)

You're so unoriginal that the John Cena meme would beat you in a creativity contest. (hehehe)
 
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John cena just sucks already. (idek)


Your so bad at mc that you arent even worth the steve skin and dirt.
 
I guess you're not going to duel me, then. c:

You're such a nerd that I once saw Hermione Granger acting envious of your grade on the last test.

bump? D:
 
Yeah? My grades were in the negatives.
*harry potter shade*
I'd try to roast you, but nothing's more savage than that ugly hat you're wearing.
(k srsly my roasts are too savage for this thread)
 
I wear a hat to keep the sun off.

You should get a hat to cover up that hair. (rekt? idk)
 
no thanks, I like it the way it is.

If someone stole your mirrors you should be happy.(I'm bad at this..)
 
you mean your mirrors?
twinkle twinkle little star, i want to hit u with my car. throw u off a tree so high, hope u break ur neck and die.. ( i suck so bad i had to google one)
 
Who's Drake?

Is that your mother or a Goodyear blimp? (totally 110% original)
 
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who's jacob sartorius

If I had a nickel for every time you've proved to be a failure in every aspect of life, I'd be the richest person in the world.

(oh wow that was kinda harsh. im sorry D: )
 
iiBubble said:
Then why do you look like the poorest person in the world hm? :p

Sorry Shrek called, he wants his face back. <3:)
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I'm not even going to try to come up with a witty response.

Please stop looking at my mirror. It shatters every time you're on it.

(rekt? idk)
 
It shatters cause I'm so hot.

Where even are your eyebrows? They seem to be non-existant. Like your skills at roasting.
 
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