OKAY, HERE WE GO, FOLKS.
Edit: Read it from the first letter down, then go to the second column and so on. I apologize for the spacing issues; I can't help it due to the filter.
A: A
| S: Stadium.
| M: Mental.
| N: Nevertheless,
|
N: Notorious
| T: The
| E: Eventually,
| I: It
|
T: Turtle
| A: Authorities
| N: Nutella
| S: Smells
|
I: Is
| B: Believe
| T: Trains
| M: Monstrous.
|
D: Dead
| L: Leviticus
| A: Amazingly
|
I: Inside
| I: Is
| R: Reveal
|
S: Suspicious
| S: Strangely,
| I: Inward
|
E: Ecological
| H: Horrifyingly
| A: Appreciation;
|
@Aiden! That took forever lol.
I know it's hard to read, so I'll summarize it:
A notorious turtle is dead inside suspicious ecological stadium. The authorities believe Leviticus is strangely, horrifyingly mental. Eventually, Nutella trains amazingly reveal inward appreciation; nevertheless, it smells monstrous.
Next up (gasps for a breath):
Arachibutyrophobia.
Someone's gonna have fun with this one.