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So.. me and my friends have a big.. school play coming up at the end of the school years.


Worst case scenario?

You have to audition for a part in the play.


We're doing comedy,
I've allready got a joke, I need a second, my both my friends need 2.


So, all together we need 6.



At some time I will pick some people's jokes, and use them on the day.
I'll them tell you how well they did.

=) Make us Laugh XD
 
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So I went to the doctors the other day because I swallowed a tin of paint. The doctor said I'd be okay, but I feel like I'm dying inside
 
HeyImRey said:
So.. me and my friends have a big.. school play coming up at the end of the school years.


Worst case scenario?

You have to audition for a part in the play.


We're doing comedy,
I've allready got a joke, I need a second, my both my friends need 2.


So, all together we need 6.



At some time I will pick some people's jokes, and use them on the day.
I'll them tell you how well they did.

=) Make us Laugh XD
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I bought the worlds worst thesaurus today. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

What's it called when you murder your friend?
Homiecide

If you're cold, go stand in the corner!
(Corners are 90°s)

Can Febuary March? No, but April May!

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives!

Where can you buy a boyfriend?
On eBae

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.

What do French people call a bad Thursday?
A trajuedi

What do mermaids call their friends on?
Shellphones

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Know what that means?
You matter.

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
He did nazi it coming.

C;
 
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Absol1991 said:
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus today. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

What's it called when you murder your friend?
Homiecide

If you're cold, go stand in the corner!
(Corners are 90°s)

Can Febuary March? No, but April May!

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives!

Where can you buy a boyfriend?
On eBae

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.

What do French people call a bad Thursday?
A trajuedi

What do mermaids call their friends on?
Shellphones

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Know what that means?
You matter.

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
He did nazi it coming.

C;
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M8

Im ROFl I've allready got this XD LEMME BE PRESIDENT IN THE PLAY YEAH
 
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Guys btw there is something you need to know.

The judges are the teachers, no rude, or adult humor please.
 
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Mine said:
-I'm hoping you actually understand the joke otherwise I'll cry-
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I understand it. it to my friend. He was laughing so bad he left the skype call, then when I re-connected with him, his face was bright red.
 
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Organ donors put their heart in it.

Knock knock! (Who's there?) Cash (Cash who?) No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

How do hipsters talk about shoes?
They converse.

What do you call a fat fortune tell?
A four-chin teller

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it

Why did magenta stop wearing purple?
Because days of fuchsia past!

I went to buy camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any.

If you wear cowboy clothed, you're ranch dressing.

What do you call a cow on grass?
Mulan.

What type of currency do they use in space?
Starbucks

When the man entered his home, he was absolutely delighted to see someone had stolen every lamp in his home.

Who do you call when you accidentally cut a lemon?
Lemonade

All mistakes made by orthodontists are accidental. They make mistakes so often, you better brace yourself.

If you put a knife in with your laundry, they'll make your clothes look ripped.

Which American president was least guilty?
Lincoln, he was in a cent!
 
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Absol1991 said:
Organ donors put their heart in it.

Knock knock! (Who's there?) Cash (Cash who?) No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

How do hipsters talk about shoes?
They converse.

What do you call a fat fortune tell?
A four-chin teller

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it

Why did magenta stop wearing purple?
Because days of fuchsia past!

I went to buy camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any.

If you wear cowboy clothed, you're ranch dressing.

What do you call a cow on grass?
Mulan.

What type of currency do they use in space?
Starbucks

When the man entered his home, he was absolutely delighted to see someone had stolen every lamp in his home.

Who do you call when you accidentally cut a lemon?
Lemonade

All mistakes made by orthodontists are accidental. They make mistakes so often, you better brace yourself.

If you put a knife in with your laundry, they'll make your clothes look ripped.

Which American president was least guilty?
Lincoln, he was in a cent!
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THESE ARE BRILLIANT TYSM
 
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Gamesponge said:
why did the queen go back to the dentist?

to get her crown!
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xD
Absol1991 said:
Organ donors put their heart in it.

Knock knock! (Who's there?) Cash (Cash who?) No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

How do hipsters talk about shoes?
They converse.

What do you call a fat fortune tell?
A four-chin teller

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it

Why did magenta stop wearing purple?
Because days of fuchsia past!

I went to buy camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any.

If you wear cowboy clothed, you're ranch dressing.

What do you call a cow on grass?
Mulan.

What type of currency do they use in space?
Starbucks

When the man entered his home, he was absolutely delighted to see someone had stolen every lamp in his home.

Who do you call when you accidentally cut a lemon?
Lemonade

All mistakes made by orthodontists are accidental. They make mistakes so often, you better brace yourself.

If you put a knife in with your laundry, they'll make your clothes look ripped.

Which American president was least guilty?
Lincoln, he was in a cent!
Click to expand...
Absol1991 said:
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus today. Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

What's it called when you murder your friend?
Homiecide

If you're cold, go stand in the corner!
(Corners are 90°s)

Can Febuary March? No, but April May!

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives!

Where can you buy a boyfriend?
On eBae

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?
A condescending con descending.

What do French people call a bad Thursday?
A trajuedi

What do mermaids call their friends on?
Shellphones

You're living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Know what that means?
You matter.

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?
He did nazi it coming.

C;
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These are epic, thanks.
Mine said:
So I went to the doctors the other day because I swallowed a tin of paint. The doctor said I'd be okay, but I feel like I'm dying inside
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XD tyyy
 
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why did the chickn cross the road?

beacause he wasnt ecaxtly going to drive a car!
 
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