Worst. Birthday. Ever.

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@wafflebuildforce will agree with me; he was there, too XD this is quite hilarious, and sad at the same time.

So me and Waffle were going with our friend Layton for his birthday, and his little brother Riley too. We went to 'Gravity Force' a local trampoline playground.. thing.
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So we were bouncing along, we were all seperate from eachother.... when... I started bouncing.. I was looking... at the floor, then I see a staff member's feet... this guy says "move back" so.. I do... then, behind him, there is this.. boy. Lying on the floor... I moved to a cube and sat on it to get a better look... Yeah.

This boy was.. Layton xD
his mom, who we were with, didn't know. didn't see. Ethan (waffle) and Riley didn't see or know.
So.. I was kinda.. stuck.
Then.. here comes Waffle. Layton was lying on a cube with staff around him, nice birthday?
Waffle kinda sat next to me on the cube, asking what was wrong. So, I kinda do that 'durrr look' thing where I turn his head with my hand. Waffle fell silent.. yeah. Here comes Riley, who is like, 7-9 year old.
Riley was smiling away like srs he was so happy, then he came and asked what was wrong. We told him about Layton and turned him that way.
"Oh nice!" shouted Riley
"You got your wish" said Waffle
"?" said Riley
"You wanted to ruin his birthday. There you go."
"ooooh!"
Riley then jumped off the cube and bounced behind this staff member, Layton's mom was now with him. Riley bounced ONTO the trampoline that Layton was on, and bounced Layton... Riley got told off, the manager called an ambulance.
Idk if it was fun or not but Riley spilt my cola at McDonalds after D:
 
my life is even more worse than your birthday
 
funny story.
for my brothers birthday I kicked him down the stairs and broke his arm.
I was very cruel when I was a small child
 
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