Notch was laying in bed.
"Ahh, what a beautiful morning, today I'm giving Minecraft to Microsoft!!!" He said
"Wait a second" Jeb said, he slept in the room by Notch. "What did you say?"
"Erm.... nothing!" Notch responded quickly.
"Why would you sell Minecraft to Microsoft!?" Jeb exclaimed.
"I didn't...." Notch started saying, only as....
Jeb punched notch.
"YOUR BEARD IS UGLY!!" said Jeb.
"Well yours is fake." Notch said, pulling it off.
"Too shay." Jeb said.
*ba dum chhh*
Notch kicked Jeb over and ran to his computer.
"TAKE IT MICROSOFT!!!" Notch screamed.
Notch coded a way to give it to Microsoft, he didn't want Minecraft anymore.
Jeb got a knife.
"GOODBYE.........." It was over at Microsoft, Mojang was ruled by Microsoft.
Jeb killed Notch.
"I WILL OWN MINECRAFT NOW!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH" Jeb exclaimed.
All in all, don't mess with Jeb's beard.
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This was made purely for fun, no h8 m8.
If you have a funny match-up, make sure to post it below and I'll do it sometime!
"Ahh, what a beautiful morning, today I'm giving Minecraft to Microsoft!!!" He said
"Wait a second" Jeb said, he slept in the room by Notch. "What did you say?"
"Erm.... nothing!" Notch responded quickly.
"Why would you sell Minecraft to Microsoft!?" Jeb exclaimed.
"I didn't...." Notch started saying, only as....
Jeb punched notch.
"YOUR BEARD IS UGLY!!" said Jeb.
"Well yours is fake." Notch said, pulling it off.
"Too shay." Jeb said.
*ba dum chhh*
Notch kicked Jeb over and ran to his computer.
"TAKE IT MICROSOFT!!!" Notch screamed.
Notch coded a way to give it to Microsoft, he didn't want Minecraft anymore.
Jeb got a knife.
"GOODBYE.........." It was over at Microsoft, Mojang was ruled by Microsoft.
Jeb killed Notch.
"I WILL OWN MINECRAFT NOW!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH" Jeb exclaimed.
All in all, don't mess with Jeb's beard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This was made purely for fun, no h8 m8.
If you have a funny match-up, make sure to post it below and I'll do it sometime!
