Unofficial PZ Newsletter #5

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Welcome to the 5th weekly Newsletter! c: I hope you're all having a great day today. Hey, I have a question for you all: What would you like to see in the Newsletter? I feel as if it's getting repetitive doing pretty much the same thing weekly, so I'd like to mix it up a little, post your suggestions down in the comments! <3

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Thanks to everyone who submitted a joke, however there were far too many so I used the first joke that was sent to me. Everyone elses joke will be in the spoiler below, so don't feel left out! <3
"If you fall over an electrical cord does that make it a power trip?

What do you say when you throw something at a man named Donald? Donald Duck!

What do you call it when your pants are burning? A bunfire.

What do sheep on swamp planets say? Degobah." - @Kra3tys
"some panda slapped me with a pan
BAMboo
i yelled at him "what just slap-pened"
he told me "i just slapped u with a pan-duh"
i told him "i can't bear the pain"
these puns are getting out of paw

i am the pun-da king" - @ARCHaiden
"What did the cinnamon roll eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.. xD

It's not that difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart, one will see you in awhile and the other will see you later." - @Dragonnn_
"Why did the golfer need new gloves?


Because he got a hole in one." - @Nerdehhh
"A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What was that all about?’" - @Grumpeh
Thanks for reading! <3
 
YAS ANOTHER AMAZING JOB!
 
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Thank you for including me :) And what another amazing newsletter <3
 
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@Kra3tys
Again? This is my first time being part of the staff team, silly. :p
>_>
You sure...?
I coulda sworn...
You sure you aren't a resigned mod or a resigned/demoted helper?
You have that staffer personality...
 
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What I love is that you mentioned yourself in the mentions xD, these are great keep it up :)
 
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Still great 10/10 I'm loving these! :D
 
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