Chris McLean stood on a dock on an island.
"Yo Chris McLean here!" he announced, "I'm running live on our newest hottest Reality TV show. 20 campers will be put into teams and they must compete in challenges. The winning team most likely wins a reward and immunity, while the losing team must vote someone off. The process will go until only one camper remains. That campers wins $1,000,000! Let's meet out campers!"
An old man stepped onto the dock, he was wearing gym gear.
"Hello good sir," Pete croaked, "the name's Pete. I may be old but I want to have an amazing time before my old life ends!"
"Hey, welcome to the island," Chris welcomed Pete. A recognizable girl in white wearing earmuffs waltzed onto the dock.
"Hey," she said softly, "I survived attacks by the Red Devil and the Green Meanie-"
"Wait a minute, you're Chanel #3 aren't you?" Chris exclaimed, "you guys were attacked and-"
"I know," Chanel 3 said, "well I came here to prove to Chanel that I'm more than just a minion. I'm an independent woman."
"You tell her!" Pete smiled. A blonde girl wearing bright colors walked onto the dock.
"Um, am I in the right place?" she asked, "who are you?"
"I'm Chris," Chris muttered.
"Oh, ha-ha I'm Lindsay!" Lindsay laughed. Pete and Chanel #3 gave each other an uncomfortable look.
"Hey, hey!" a girl in a blue sweater yelled, waltzing up to Chris, "Jennifer here, hoping to raise my followers on my fashion blog!"
"Welcome," Chris said, "and good luck with your stupid blog."
"My blog is not stupid!" Jen yelled.
A blonde girl in roman sandals was then on the dock.
"Hey, I thought we were going to be at a beach?" she grimaced.
"We are," Chris pointed at the sand and the ocean, "there's the beach."
"Oh, well I'm Bridgette," Bridgette cringed.
"SHA-BAM! LIGHTNING HERE!" someone roared, running up to join everyone.
"Lightning, you need to chill out," Bridgette screamed.
"Oh, sorry!" Lightning said, not much quieter. A short nerd walked up.
"Hi," he said quietly, "I'm Cody." He shuddered slightly. A good looking tanned boy shoved Cody out of the way.
"Move, your winner is here!" he triumphed, "Justin the hottie is going to get rid of all of you!"
"I despite him already," Pete whispered to Bridgette. She rolled her eyes in agreement.
A boy with silky hair walked up.
"Hey, Topher here!" Topher smiled.
"Nice to meet you Gopher!" Lindsay blushed.
"It's Topher," Topher said.
"Sorry Toffee!" Lindsay frowned, "I'm sorry."
"Come on!" a muscular girl yelled, "I've been on this boat in the same room as that idiot for 4 hours! I'm sick of her stupidity! Even my dead dog is smarter than her!"
"Woah, calm down," Chris muttered.
"Do NOT tell me what to do!" Eva, the girl, kicked Chris in the shin.
A tall skinny boy walked up quietly.
"Hey, who are you?" Eva hollered, "introduce yourself you rude piece of *Beep*!"
"Oh, I'm Mike," he said quietly. Like Cody, he was shy.
"Better," Eva hollered.
"Can you shut up?" Chanel #3 yelled rudely at Eva.
"Huh princess?" Eva cried, "you wanna go? I can knock you out with a dumbbell!"
"Why don't you go stick it right up your-"
"Hey, shut up!" Chris yelled. Everyone froze, "thank you."
An intelligent looking girl walked up.
"Hey, I'm Courtney," she smiled, "I hope to bond with all of you."
"She sounds even faker than Chanel," Chanel #3 whispered Cody, who backed away from her.
"No, I don't want to be here!" a girl screamed. Two security guards escorted a blonde girl onto the dock.
"Listen Dakota, your daddy wanted you to compete on this show because he's sick of you!" Chris explained, "so you're stuck here until you're eliminated. Even then, he wants you to intern for me when you get eliminated."
"NOooooOOOooOOOoooOooOOoo!" Dakota screamed, "I'm a goddess! I can't be treated like this!"
"Sounds like such a spoilt brat," Courtney whispered to Lindsay, "right?"
"Um, that's my cousin Darcy!" Lindsay rolled her eyes, walking away from Courtney.
"Pretty sure my name is Dakota!" Dakota yelled, "my aunt legged it the day she saw your unintelligent face!"
"You're so mean!" Lindsay gasped.
"Can't we just get along?" a random girl asked. A red head girl walked up. Dyed red.
"Hey, Zoey here," Zoey said softly. Chanel #3 wasn't paying much attention, but when she saw Zoey she froze. The sight of Zoey pleased Chanel #3.
"Hey," Chanel #3 smiled, "welcome to hell." Zoey laughed.
A girl with a big booty stormed onto the dock.
"Hey y'all!" she yelled, "Leshawna's in the house! I'm gonna be your winner!"
"More like the first boot," Courtney muttered.
"Gurl, what did you say?" Leshawna asked.
"Nothing," Courtney stuttered.
"Good." A jock wearing red waved to everyone.
"Hey dudes!" he yelled, "I'm Tyler. Nice to meet you all!"
"Hi Tyler," Bridgette smiled.
"Yo, welcome," Leshawna called to Tyler. It was clear Tyler was going to be popular.
A boy wearing a pink vest type shirt introduced himself.
"Welcome Geoff," Chris announced.
"Thanks," Geoff smiled, "I can tell we're all going to have fun!"
"Um, Chris," the camera man said, "half the episode has been and we're only introduced 17 of the contestants!"
"Just bring the rest out here!" Chris yelled, "and you're not meant to talk, god dammit!"
A chubby boy, a good looking jock and a short girl in purple all walked up together.
"Hey, I'm Sam," Sam smiled, "I like to play Pokemon Go!"
"How? You're so fat!" Lindsay said without thinking, "don't you have to be skinny to play it?"
"Lindsay!" Dakota slapped Lindsay.
"Ow!" Lindsay cried.
"Hey, I'm Ben," the jock said kindly.
"I'm Josee. I'm going to be honest," said the girl, "I'm beauty, brains and brawn. I won't back down from a fight and I'm going to win it all." Everyone looked shocked after she said that.
Chris had the contestants at a bonfire.
"Alright, welcome to Wawanakwa camp!" Chris announced, "time to put you into teams! If I call your name, you're on Team 1! Everyone else is on Team 2!"
Tyler
Lightning
Cody
Bridgette
Sam
Eva
Topher
Chanel #3
Zoey
Jen
"Everyone else is on team 2!" Chris announced, "your first challenge is to come up with a team name! You have until Midday! That gives you 3 hours!"
Team 1 were in their cabin.
"Alright guys, I say we name our team after Chris," Zoey suggested.
"That sounds lame and we're basically being kiss-ups," Tyler disagreed. Everyone agreed with Tyler.
"What about the 'Fashionable Fiends'?" Jen suggested.
"I like that," Chanel #3 said, "but I think 'The Chanels' would be better."
"We are not naming the team after you!" Eva yelled, "what about the 'Macho Men'?"
"Half of us are women though," Sam pointed out.
"Did I ask you, tubby?" Eva yelled, "who is in for being the 'Macho Men'?" She gave everyone a death stare. Sam, Topher, Bridgette, Cody and Zoey all raised their hands. "Majority rules," Eva smiled.
"That's not fair, you were going to rip our faces off if we disagreed!" Topher yelled.
"Nobody asked you, pretty boy," Eva rolled her eyes, "we're the 'Macho Men' now deal with it."
Team 2 were in their cabin.
"So, anyone got ideas?" Pete asked.
"I was thinking," said Courtney, "'Bad Blood'?"
"I like that," Dakota agreed, "although I wish the team was named after me..."
"What about 'The Winners'?" Justin asked.
"I agree, we're probably going to win anyway," Josee agreed.
"Same," said Geoff.
"That's so uncreative!" Courtney and Dakota protested.
"I agree!" Lindsay agreed.
"Sure," Mike muttered.
'But guys-" Courtney stuttered.
Chris had the contestants outside of camp.
"Team 1, what is your team name?" Chris asked.
"Well," Eva announced, "we are the Mach-"
"We are the Chanels!" Chanel #3 interrupted.
"What?" the Chanels cried, "that's not our team name!"
"The Chanels it is!" Chris announced, "team 2?"
"We're The Winners!" Geoff announced.
"Okay, both team names suck," Chris admitted, "The Winners is really uncreative and The Chanels is such a self centered name. I guess The Chanels win."
"Aw, what?" The Winners/Losers cried.
"Oh, feel free to use the confessional at any time," Chris added.
*Confessional*
Chanel #3: "Of course we won. My team name is the best. I also couldn't help but eye Zoey up. She seems nice."
Sam: "Chanel #3 was kind of rude butting in like that. I wonder how livid Eva is."
Courtney: "Well, we lost of course. The Winners is better than The Chanels though!"
Eva: "I am so annoyed at Chanel #3 for making us almost lose! We were going to be an awesome team!"
Tyler: "Well, I may be liked by everyone but I could be a target for it. I should try staying low."
Leshawna: "Mmm, we lost. That sucks."
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Welcome," Chris announced, "if I give you a marshmallow you're safe. If not, you must walk down the dock, into the boat and leave the island."
Pete
Dakota
Leshawna
Courtney
Ben
Mike
Josee
Lindsay
"Justin, Geoff," Chris announced, "the final marshmallow goes to..."
"Geoff! By a vote of 5-3-1-1, Justin is eliminated!" Chris announced.
"What?" Justin cried, "how am I going?" He stormed off in an angry manner.
"Yo Chris McLean here!" he announced, "I'm running live on our newest hottest Reality TV show. 20 campers will be put into teams and they must compete in challenges. The winning team most likely wins a reward and immunity, while the losing team must vote someone off. The process will go until only one camper remains. That campers wins $1,000,000! Let's meet out campers!"
An old man stepped onto the dock, he was wearing gym gear.
"Hello good sir," Pete croaked, "the name's Pete. I may be old but I want to have an amazing time before my old life ends!"
"Hey, welcome to the island," Chris welcomed Pete. A recognizable girl in white wearing earmuffs waltzed onto the dock.
"Hey," she said softly, "I survived attacks by the Red Devil and the Green Meanie-"
"Wait a minute, you're Chanel #3 aren't you?" Chris exclaimed, "you guys were attacked and-"
"I know," Chanel 3 said, "well I came here to prove to Chanel that I'm more than just a minion. I'm an independent woman."
"You tell her!" Pete smiled. A blonde girl wearing bright colors walked onto the dock.
"Um, am I in the right place?" she asked, "who are you?"
"I'm Chris," Chris muttered.
"Oh, ha-ha I'm Lindsay!" Lindsay laughed. Pete and Chanel #3 gave each other an uncomfortable look.
"Hey, hey!" a girl in a blue sweater yelled, waltzing up to Chris, "Jennifer here, hoping to raise my followers on my fashion blog!"
"Welcome," Chris said, "and good luck with your stupid blog."
"My blog is not stupid!" Jen yelled.
A blonde girl in roman sandals was then on the dock.
"Hey, I thought we were going to be at a beach?" she grimaced.
"We are," Chris pointed at the sand and the ocean, "there's the beach."
"Oh, well I'm Bridgette," Bridgette cringed.
"SHA-BAM! LIGHTNING HERE!" someone roared, running up to join everyone.
"Lightning, you need to chill out," Bridgette screamed.
"Oh, sorry!" Lightning said, not much quieter. A short nerd walked up.
"Hi," he said quietly, "I'm Cody." He shuddered slightly. A good looking tanned boy shoved Cody out of the way.
"Move, your winner is here!" he triumphed, "Justin the hottie is going to get rid of all of you!"
"I despite him already," Pete whispered to Bridgette. She rolled her eyes in agreement.
A boy with silky hair walked up.
"Hey, Topher here!" Topher smiled.
"Nice to meet you Gopher!" Lindsay blushed.
"It's Topher," Topher said.
"Sorry Toffee!" Lindsay frowned, "I'm sorry."
"Come on!" a muscular girl yelled, "I've been on this boat in the same room as that idiot for 4 hours! I'm sick of her stupidity! Even my dead dog is smarter than her!"
"Woah, calm down," Chris muttered.
"Do NOT tell me what to do!" Eva, the girl, kicked Chris in the shin.
A tall skinny boy walked up quietly.
"Hey, who are you?" Eva hollered, "introduce yourself you rude piece of *Beep*!"
"Oh, I'm Mike," he said quietly. Like Cody, he was shy.
"Better," Eva hollered.
"Can you shut up?" Chanel #3 yelled rudely at Eva.
"Huh princess?" Eva cried, "you wanna go? I can knock you out with a dumbbell!"
"Why don't you go stick it right up your-"
"Hey, shut up!" Chris yelled. Everyone froze, "thank you."
An intelligent looking girl walked up.
"Hey, I'm Courtney," she smiled, "I hope to bond with all of you."
"She sounds even faker than Chanel," Chanel #3 whispered Cody, who backed away from her.
"No, I don't want to be here!" a girl screamed. Two security guards escorted a blonde girl onto the dock.
"Listen Dakota, your daddy wanted you to compete on this show because he's sick of you!" Chris explained, "so you're stuck here until you're eliminated. Even then, he wants you to intern for me when you get eliminated."
"NOooooOOOooOOOoooOooOOoo!" Dakota screamed, "I'm a goddess! I can't be treated like this!"
"Sounds like such a spoilt brat," Courtney whispered to Lindsay, "right?"
"Um, that's my cousin Darcy!" Lindsay rolled her eyes, walking away from Courtney.
"Pretty sure my name is Dakota!" Dakota yelled, "my aunt legged it the day she saw your unintelligent face!"
"You're so mean!" Lindsay gasped.
"Can't we just get along?" a random girl asked. A red head girl walked up. Dyed red.
"Hey, Zoey here," Zoey said softly. Chanel #3 wasn't paying much attention, but when she saw Zoey she froze. The sight of Zoey pleased Chanel #3.
"Hey," Chanel #3 smiled, "welcome to hell." Zoey laughed.
A girl with a big booty stormed onto the dock.
"Hey y'all!" she yelled, "Leshawna's in the house! I'm gonna be your winner!"
"More like the first boot," Courtney muttered.
"Gurl, what did you say?" Leshawna asked.
"Nothing," Courtney stuttered.
"Good." A jock wearing red waved to everyone.
"Hey dudes!" he yelled, "I'm Tyler. Nice to meet you all!"
"Hi Tyler," Bridgette smiled.
"Yo, welcome," Leshawna called to Tyler. It was clear Tyler was going to be popular.
A boy wearing a pink vest type shirt introduced himself.
"Welcome Geoff," Chris announced.
"Thanks," Geoff smiled, "I can tell we're all going to have fun!"
"Um, Chris," the camera man said, "half the episode has been and we're only introduced 17 of the contestants!"
"Just bring the rest out here!" Chris yelled, "and you're not meant to talk, god dammit!"
A chubby boy, a good looking jock and a short girl in purple all walked up together.
"Hey, I'm Sam," Sam smiled, "I like to play Pokemon Go!"
"How? You're so fat!" Lindsay said without thinking, "don't you have to be skinny to play it?"
"Lindsay!" Dakota slapped Lindsay.
"Ow!" Lindsay cried.
"Hey, I'm Ben," the jock said kindly.
"I'm Josee. I'm going to be honest," said the girl, "I'm beauty, brains and brawn. I won't back down from a fight and I'm going to win it all." Everyone looked shocked after she said that.
Chris had the contestants at a bonfire.
"Alright, welcome to Wawanakwa camp!" Chris announced, "time to put you into teams! If I call your name, you're on Team 1! Everyone else is on Team 2!"
Tyler
Lightning
Cody
Bridgette
Sam
Eva
Topher
Chanel #3
Zoey
Jen
"Everyone else is on team 2!" Chris announced, "your first challenge is to come up with a team name! You have until Midday! That gives you 3 hours!"
Team 1 were in their cabin.
"Alright guys, I say we name our team after Chris," Zoey suggested.
"That sounds lame and we're basically being kiss-ups," Tyler disagreed. Everyone agreed with Tyler.
"What about the 'Fashionable Fiends'?" Jen suggested.
"I like that," Chanel #3 said, "but I think 'The Chanels' would be better."
"We are not naming the team after you!" Eva yelled, "what about the 'Macho Men'?"
"Half of us are women though," Sam pointed out.
"Did I ask you, tubby?" Eva yelled, "who is in for being the 'Macho Men'?" She gave everyone a death stare. Sam, Topher, Bridgette, Cody and Zoey all raised their hands. "Majority rules," Eva smiled.
"That's not fair, you were going to rip our faces off if we disagreed!" Topher yelled.
"Nobody asked you, pretty boy," Eva rolled her eyes, "we're the 'Macho Men' now deal with it."
Team 2 were in their cabin.
"So, anyone got ideas?" Pete asked.
"I was thinking," said Courtney, "'Bad Blood'?"
"I like that," Dakota agreed, "although I wish the team was named after me..."
"What about 'The Winners'?" Justin asked.
"I agree, we're probably going to win anyway," Josee agreed.
"Same," said Geoff.
"That's so uncreative!" Courtney and Dakota protested.
"I agree!" Lindsay agreed.
"Sure," Mike muttered.
'But guys-" Courtney stuttered.
Chris had the contestants outside of camp.
"Team 1, what is your team name?" Chris asked.
"Well," Eva announced, "we are the Mach-"
"We are the Chanels!" Chanel #3 interrupted.
"What?" the Chanels cried, "that's not our team name!"
"The Chanels it is!" Chris announced, "team 2?"
"We're The Winners!" Geoff announced.
"Okay, both team names suck," Chris admitted, "The Winners is really uncreative and The Chanels is such a self centered name. I guess The Chanels win."
"Aw, what?" The Winners/Losers cried.
"Oh, feel free to use the confessional at any time," Chris added.
*Confessional*
Chanel #3: "Of course we won. My team name is the best. I also couldn't help but eye Zoey up. She seems nice."
Sam: "Chanel #3 was kind of rude butting in like that. I wonder how livid Eva is."
Courtney: "Well, we lost of course. The Winners is better than The Chanels though!"
Eva: "I am so annoyed at Chanel #3 for making us almost lose! We were going to be an awesome team!"
Tyler: "Well, I may be liked by everyone but I could be a target for it. I should try staying low."
Leshawna: "Mmm, we lost. That sucks."
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Welcome," Chris announced, "if I give you a marshmallow you're safe. If not, you must walk down the dock, into the boat and leave the island."
Pete
Dakota
Leshawna
Courtney
Ben
Mike
Josee
Lindsay
"Justin, Geoff," Chris announced, "the final marshmallow goes to..."
"Geoff! By a vote of 5-3-1-1, Justin is eliminated!" Chris announced.
"What?" Justin cried, "how am I going?" He stormed off in an angry manner.
