"Last time on Total Drama," announced Blaineley, "wait, where is Chris? He should be doing this!" Chris walked up to her.
"My spotlight!" yelled Chris, "Last time on Total Drama, that b**** Blaineley shoved me down a pit. Mike and Zoey had an argument about Scott, who apologized for his behavior in Episode 1. Scott told Zoey he liked Anne Maria, eventually it got spread around the camp unfortunately for Scott. Dakota, Staci and B made an alliance. The teams had to play "Majority Rules" where Scott lost for his team, but Jo got voted off. What will happen when I tell the campers they've merged? Find out now on Total Drama Safari!"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "So I'm old enough to drive now! I thought I'd start practicing. I also kind of realized a few episodes back that Blaineley is my mom."
*End Confessional*
Dakota hopped into a red Ferrari and started driving. She was enjoying the breeze.
"This is fun!" she yelled. She then stopped when she hit something. She jumped out of the car to see Blaineley lying there in a wreck. Dakota gasped.
"OH MY GOD! CHRIS!" screamed Dakota, "SOMEONE HELP ME! I KILLED MY MOM!"
Everyone came rushing over.
"Blaineley is your mom?" laughed Scott.
"Shut it farmboy!"
"Oh no, that's terrible!" cried Zoey.
"Oh well, never liked her," said Anne Maria. Brick checked for a pulse.
"She's alive, but is likely to die without treatment!" gasped Brick.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Oh no!"
*End Confessional*
"I have 2 announcements!" announced Chris. He had called everyone into the Mess Hall. "Our first announcement is good news. It's the merge!" Everyone cheered.
"Woo!" cried Zoey, "merge again!"
"Yea!" smiled B. He hugged Staci.
"The bad news is that Blaineley will be alright. Chef flew her to the nearest hospital, which was 100 miles away."
"Aw," everyone frowned.
"Hey!" yelled Brick, "Blaineley's not the best person, but she's still a human!"
*Confessional*
B: "I'm so happy I made the merge!"
Staci: "I did it!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone saw a helicopter landing. They ran up to it. Blaineley hopped out, looking really healthy.
"They inserted this chip inside me," she explained, "they said there might be side effects, but hey, I'm alive. Right after my daughter tried to kill me!" She gave Dakota daggers with her eyes.
"Hey, I didn't mean to!" yelled Dakota.
"Anyway, Chris has given me permission to host today's challenge! Your challenge is to desi-" Blaineley choked. She started gagging. Everyone gasped. She got back up. Half her face looked metal. She had a lazer red cyborg eye. One of her arms had turned to a cyborg arm.
"You're all going to die!" screamed Blaineley. Everyone screamed. Staci laughed.
"So you hoe," said Staci, "what's the challenge?" Blaineley then shot Staci with her eyes, and turned Staci into a robot.
"I must obey Blaineley!" said Staci in a robotic voice.
"Run while you can!" laughed Blaineley, "I will kill you all!"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Oh no! This is my fault!"
Zoey: "I've always wanted to see robots in action! But not like this!"
B: "Really? We already had zombies, now this crap?!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone randomly ran off into 2 groups. Zoey and Mike had separated from them.
"Look out!" screamed Zoey. Staci jumped onto Mike and tackled him.
"RUN!" cried Mike. Zoey began to run when somebody grabbed her arm.
"No!" cried Zoey. She turned around to see Blaineley holding her back.
"Another 2 suckers!" laughed Blaineley, "I will get rid of everyone in Zimbabwe, then the continent, then the whole world! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!"
B, Brick, Scott, Dakota and Anne Maria ended up hiding in the shack B and Staci build a few episodes back.
"So, first zombies, now robots?" laughed Dakota, "how amusing."
"We could die this time!" yelled Anne Maria, "nobody can stop her! Vito and Zoey could be robots like Staci!"
"Um, Mike killed Vito to get rid of his evil personality, Mal, remember?" asked Brick, "I'm referring to All Stars!"
"Who cares what his name is, he's hot!" yelled Anne Maria.
"Stop yelling!" hissed Zoey.
"Well, I'm out of here!" yelled Anne Maria, yelling again. She ran off outside and shut the door behind herself.
"Her funeral," muttered Scott. There was then a scream outside, it was Anne Maria.
"NO! PLEASE!" Then there was silence.
"What do we do now?" asked B.
"My spotlight!" yelled Chris, "Last time on Total Drama, that b**** Blaineley shoved me down a pit. Mike and Zoey had an argument about Scott, who apologized for his behavior in Episode 1. Scott told Zoey he liked Anne Maria, eventually it got spread around the camp unfortunately for Scott. Dakota, Staci and B made an alliance. The teams had to play "Majority Rules" where Scott lost for his team, but Jo got voted off. What will happen when I tell the campers they've merged? Find out now on Total Drama Safari!"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "So I'm old enough to drive now! I thought I'd start practicing. I also kind of realized a few episodes back that Blaineley is my mom."
*End Confessional*
Dakota hopped into a red Ferrari and started driving. She was enjoying the breeze.
"This is fun!" she yelled. She then stopped when she hit something. She jumped out of the car to see Blaineley lying there in a wreck. Dakota gasped.
"OH MY GOD! CHRIS!" screamed Dakota, "SOMEONE HELP ME! I KILLED MY MOM!"
Everyone came rushing over.
"Blaineley is your mom?" laughed Scott.
"Shut it farmboy!"
"Oh no, that's terrible!" cried Zoey.
"Oh well, never liked her," said Anne Maria. Brick checked for a pulse.
"She's alive, but is likely to die without treatment!" gasped Brick.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Oh no!"
*End Confessional*
"I have 2 announcements!" announced Chris. He had called everyone into the Mess Hall. "Our first announcement is good news. It's the merge!" Everyone cheered.
"Woo!" cried Zoey, "merge again!"
"Yea!" smiled B. He hugged Staci.
"The bad news is that Blaineley will be alright. Chef flew her to the nearest hospital, which was 100 miles away."
"Aw," everyone frowned.
"Hey!" yelled Brick, "Blaineley's not the best person, but she's still a human!"
*Confessional*
B: "I'm so happy I made the merge!"
Staci: "I did it!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone saw a helicopter landing. They ran up to it. Blaineley hopped out, looking really healthy.
"They inserted this chip inside me," she explained, "they said there might be side effects, but hey, I'm alive. Right after my daughter tried to kill me!" She gave Dakota daggers with her eyes.
"Hey, I didn't mean to!" yelled Dakota.
"Anyway, Chris has given me permission to host today's challenge! Your challenge is to desi-" Blaineley choked. She started gagging. Everyone gasped. She got back up. Half her face looked metal. She had a lazer red cyborg eye. One of her arms had turned to a cyborg arm.
"You're all going to die!" screamed Blaineley. Everyone screamed. Staci laughed.
"So you hoe," said Staci, "what's the challenge?" Blaineley then shot Staci with her eyes, and turned Staci into a robot.
"I must obey Blaineley!" said Staci in a robotic voice.
"Run while you can!" laughed Blaineley, "I will kill you all!"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Oh no! This is my fault!"
Zoey: "I've always wanted to see robots in action! But not like this!"
B: "Really? We already had zombies, now this crap?!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone randomly ran off into 2 groups. Zoey and Mike had separated from them.
"Look out!" screamed Zoey. Staci jumped onto Mike and tackled him.
"RUN!" cried Mike. Zoey began to run when somebody grabbed her arm.
"No!" cried Zoey. She turned around to see Blaineley holding her back.
"Another 2 suckers!" laughed Blaineley, "I will get rid of everyone in Zimbabwe, then the continent, then the whole world! Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!!"
B, Brick, Scott, Dakota and Anne Maria ended up hiding in the shack B and Staci build a few episodes back.
"So, first zombies, now robots?" laughed Dakota, "how amusing."
"We could die this time!" yelled Anne Maria, "nobody can stop her! Vito and Zoey could be robots like Staci!"
"Um, Mike killed Vito to get rid of his evil personality, Mal, remember?" asked Brick, "I'm referring to All Stars!"
"Who cares what his name is, he's hot!" yelled Anne Maria.
"Stop yelling!" hissed Zoey.
"Well, I'm out of here!" yelled Anne Maria, yelling again. She ran off outside and shut the door behind herself.
"Her funeral," muttered Scott. There was then a scream outside, it was Anne Maria.
"NO! PLEASE!" Then there was silence.
"What do we do now?" asked B.
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