"Last time on Total Drama," began Chris. He was then interrupted be a hooting sound. A limousine drove up out of nowhere. Someone hopped out of it.
"Blaineley?" cried Chris, "what are you doing here?"
"I'm your new Co-Host!" smirked Blaineley, "and you can't do anything about it!"
"Go away, I'm doing the recap! Anyways, last time on Total Drama, B talked. Zoey's team played truth or dare, which got cancelled. Staci thought Jo was a guy and fell in love with her. The challenge was to guess the truth about another contestant, and Zoey's team won. Scott got voted off with a 3-2-1 vote against Dakota and Sam. What will be in store this time? Find out now on Total Drama Safari!"
*Confessional*
Blaineley: "This place is a dump, especially with Chris around!" *Chris bangs on the door and yells "ZIP IT!"*
Chris: "What a b****!" *Blaineley bangs on the door and yells "DON'T SAY THAT ON LIVE TV!" "Gimme the tape!" *Chris lunges for the tape*
Sam: "Dakota almost got eliminated! That was scary!"
*End Confessional*
Dawn was meditating by a bush. She heard it rustling.
"Hm," muttered Dawn, "I wonder what animal is inside it." She pulled the bush open to see Sam and Dakota making out.
"AGH!" screamed Dakota.
"AGH!" screamed Dawn, "sorry!"
"Get out you nosy cow!"
"This is awkward," muttered Sam.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "I just found out Blaineley is my mom. LOL. Anyway, Dawn will be eliminated, even if she is on the other team!"
Dawn: "This is stressful!"
*End Confessional*
Jo was looking around the cabins for some food. Staci walked up to her.
"EAT!" yelled Staci.
"Oh, hi," muttered Jo, "what do you want?"
"You." Staci hugged Jo, "I love you babe!"
"I'm a girl!" yelled Jo.
"Ha-ha good one!"
*Confessional*
Jo: "Seriously?"
*End Confessional*
"I will prove it!" announced Jo. She then pulled down her pants and underwear. Luckily the camera didn't see anything above her legs. Staci was shocked. Blaineley then walked in.
"MY EYES!" screamed Blaineley. She ran out of the room, after knocking into the wall.
*Confessional*
Staci: "I'm heartbroken!"
Jo: "Finally!"
*End Confessional*
Staci was sitting in the cabin crying. She was eating yogurt while crying.
"Can I have some yogurt?" asked Zoey.
"Yes," sobbed Staci.
"Really?" asked Zoey. Staci looked at her.
"No." She started crying again.
"What's wrong?" asked B, walking in. Zoey walked away.
"So I found out Jo is a girl, and I really loved her," began Staci, "now I'm ashamed because everyone will think I'm weird and like girls, and I've always been so confident about myself, because I'm proud of eating and my fat, but my parents bully me about it. I'm harassed at school and unpopular. Everything is so stressful!" Staci was in tears. B was as well, just by listening.
"Well Staci," said B, "now that you're an honest person, I am ready to say this. I love you." Staci smiled.
"Really?" asked Staci. B nodded. He kissed her on the cheek.
*Confessional*
Staci: "He's so sweet!"
B: "She's kinda cute."
*End Confessional*
"Challenge time losers!" yelled Chef.
"Chef!" yelled Chris, "I tell them it's challenge time! Anyway, it's challenge time, as Chef just said."
Everyone was tired.
"LISTEN!" Chris sounded like a foghorn. "Your challenge is a 50 question quiz about Total Drama! Since the Snakes have one less person, they get an automatic 50% on their 6th quiz!"
*Confessional*
Dawn: "Ugh, quizzes! I hope I don't have a Hippie Blowout!"
B: "I will be good with this!"
Dakota: "My team better know the answers!"
Lightning: "I know this! I won every single season!"
*End Confessional*
The Snakes were all working together.
"I think I know most of them!" said Sam.
"We're fine," muttered Jo.
"This is hard!" whined Anne Maria.
"Let Sam try!" yelled Dakota.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Leave my babe alone!"
Jo: "Dakota's going home if we lose, or her boyfriend Sam!"
Anne Maria: "Jo is really rude, if Sam wants to help us, bloody let him!"
*End Confessional*
Zoey, Mike and Brick were together. B and Staci were making out in a bush.
"So I know the answers for the first few!" said Mike, "and the last few!"
"I know question 24," replied Zoey.
"I know most of them!" agreed Brick, "and B and Staci should know the rest, as the remaining questions are about them!"
"Where's Dawn?" asked Mike.
*Confessional*
Dawn: "THIS IS SO HARD!"
*End Confessional*
The Tigers found Dawn on top of a small hill. She was losing it. She was yelling, swearing and kicking the ground.
"THIS IS SO GOD DAMN HARD!" screamed Dawn. She then saw her team.
"Take a chill pill," muttered Staci, "besides, we have all the answers!"
"I don't want your charity!" Chris then walked up.
"Dawn, what's wrong?" asked Chris.
"I'm angry!" yelled Dawn.
"Why?" asked Chris.
"I'm ticked off! This quiz made me like this!"
"Oh my god, you're fat, don't complain!" yelled Staci.
"STOP TALKING!" yelled Dawn.
"Any other reasons?" asked Chris.
"None of your business you useless old fart!" Chris was offended.
"Say that again!" replied Chris.
"You heard me you 40 year old hobo!" yelled Dawn, "GET OUT OF MY FACE!"
"Actually, you get out of my face, I'm disqualifying you and your skinny butt!"
Everyone gasped.
"Kiss my a** you filthy son of a b****!" screamed Dawn.
"Wash your mouth young lady, we are on TV!"
"I don't care about your crappy show!"
*Confessional*
B: "Is she on her period?"
*End Confessional*
Everyone was at the elimination ceremony.
"Dawn is disqualified!" announced Chris, "for being rude to the majority of us here, including me. Maybe she'll learn some manners when she's gone!"
Everyone gasped.
"Dawn, we're not giving you a ride home!"
Dawn was shocked.
"Why?" she asked.
"People like you should be shot from a cannon!"
"NO!"
Everyone cheered.
*Confessional*
Zoey: "I thought she was sweet!"
Staci: "She needed to eat."
Lightning: "What?"
Jo: "One less person. Eh."
B: "Wow."
Brick: "Oh my god!"
Dawn: "I don't need this crappy show!"
*End Confessional*
"Blaineley?" cried Chris, "what are you doing here?"
"I'm your new Co-Host!" smirked Blaineley, "and you can't do anything about it!"
"Go away, I'm doing the recap! Anyways, last time on Total Drama, B talked. Zoey's team played truth or dare, which got cancelled. Staci thought Jo was a guy and fell in love with her. The challenge was to guess the truth about another contestant, and Zoey's team won. Scott got voted off with a 3-2-1 vote against Dakota and Sam. What will be in store this time? Find out now on Total Drama Safari!"
*Confessional*
Blaineley: "This place is a dump, especially with Chris around!" *Chris bangs on the door and yells "ZIP IT!"*
Chris: "What a b****!" *Blaineley bangs on the door and yells "DON'T SAY THAT ON LIVE TV!" "Gimme the tape!" *Chris lunges for the tape*
Sam: "Dakota almost got eliminated! That was scary!"
*End Confessional*
Dawn was meditating by a bush. She heard it rustling.
"Hm," muttered Dawn, "I wonder what animal is inside it." She pulled the bush open to see Sam and Dakota making out.
"AGH!" screamed Dakota.
"AGH!" screamed Dawn, "sorry!"
"Get out you nosy cow!"
"This is awkward," muttered Sam.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "I just found out Blaineley is my mom. LOL. Anyway, Dawn will be eliminated, even if she is on the other team!"
Dawn: "This is stressful!"
*End Confessional*
Jo was looking around the cabins for some food. Staci walked up to her.
"EAT!" yelled Staci.
"Oh, hi," muttered Jo, "what do you want?"
"You." Staci hugged Jo, "I love you babe!"
"I'm a girl!" yelled Jo.
"Ha-ha good one!"
*Confessional*
Jo: "Seriously?"
*End Confessional*
"I will prove it!" announced Jo. She then pulled down her pants and underwear. Luckily the camera didn't see anything above her legs. Staci was shocked. Blaineley then walked in.
"MY EYES!" screamed Blaineley. She ran out of the room, after knocking into the wall.
*Confessional*
Staci: "I'm heartbroken!"
Jo: "Finally!"
*End Confessional*
Staci was sitting in the cabin crying. She was eating yogurt while crying.
"Can I have some yogurt?" asked Zoey.
"Yes," sobbed Staci.
"Really?" asked Zoey. Staci looked at her.
"No." She started crying again.
"What's wrong?" asked B, walking in. Zoey walked away.
"So I found out Jo is a girl, and I really loved her," began Staci, "now I'm ashamed because everyone will think I'm weird and like girls, and I've always been so confident about myself, because I'm proud of eating and my fat, but my parents bully me about it. I'm harassed at school and unpopular. Everything is so stressful!" Staci was in tears. B was as well, just by listening.
"Well Staci," said B, "now that you're an honest person, I am ready to say this. I love you." Staci smiled.
"Really?" asked Staci. B nodded. He kissed her on the cheek.
*Confessional*
Staci: "He's so sweet!"
B: "She's kinda cute."
*End Confessional*
"Challenge time losers!" yelled Chef.
"Chef!" yelled Chris, "I tell them it's challenge time! Anyway, it's challenge time, as Chef just said."
Everyone was tired.
"LISTEN!" Chris sounded like a foghorn. "Your challenge is a 50 question quiz about Total Drama! Since the Snakes have one less person, they get an automatic 50% on their 6th quiz!"
*Confessional*
Dawn: "Ugh, quizzes! I hope I don't have a Hippie Blowout!"
B: "I will be good with this!"
Dakota: "My team better know the answers!"
Lightning: "I know this! I won every single season!"
*End Confessional*
The Snakes were all working together.
"I think I know most of them!" said Sam.
"We're fine," muttered Jo.
"This is hard!" whined Anne Maria.
"Let Sam try!" yelled Dakota.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Leave my babe alone!"
Jo: "Dakota's going home if we lose, or her boyfriend Sam!"
Anne Maria: "Jo is really rude, if Sam wants to help us, bloody let him!"
*End Confessional*
Zoey, Mike and Brick were together. B and Staci were making out in a bush.
"So I know the answers for the first few!" said Mike, "and the last few!"
"I know question 24," replied Zoey.
"I know most of them!" agreed Brick, "and B and Staci should know the rest, as the remaining questions are about them!"
"Where's Dawn?" asked Mike.
*Confessional*
Dawn: "THIS IS SO HARD!"
*End Confessional*
The Tigers found Dawn on top of a small hill. She was losing it. She was yelling, swearing and kicking the ground.
"THIS IS SO GOD DAMN HARD!" screamed Dawn. She then saw her team.
"Take a chill pill," muttered Staci, "besides, we have all the answers!"
"I don't want your charity!" Chris then walked up.
"Dawn, what's wrong?" asked Chris.
"I'm angry!" yelled Dawn.
"Why?" asked Chris.
"I'm ticked off! This quiz made me like this!"
"Oh my god, you're fat, don't complain!" yelled Staci.
"STOP TALKING!" yelled Dawn.
"Any other reasons?" asked Chris.
"None of your business you useless old fart!" Chris was offended.
"Say that again!" replied Chris.
"You heard me you 40 year old hobo!" yelled Dawn, "GET OUT OF MY FACE!"
"Actually, you get out of my face, I'm disqualifying you and your skinny butt!"
Everyone gasped.
"Kiss my a** you filthy son of a b****!" screamed Dawn.
"Wash your mouth young lady, we are on TV!"
"I don't care about your crappy show!"
*Confessional*
B: "Is she on her period?"
*End Confessional*
Everyone was at the elimination ceremony.
"Dawn is disqualified!" announced Chris, "for being rude to the majority of us here, including me. Maybe she'll learn some manners when she's gone!"
Everyone gasped.
"Dawn, we're not giving you a ride home!"
Dawn was shocked.
"Why?" she asked.
"People like you should be shot from a cannon!"
"NO!"
Everyone cheered.
*Confessional*
Zoey: "I thought she was sweet!"
Staci: "She needed to eat."
Lightning: "What?"
Jo: "One less person. Eh."
B: "Wow."
Brick: "Oh my god!"
Dawn: "I don't need this crappy show!"
*End Confessional*
