Chris McLean was outside his mansion.
"Today, I am here to interview the eliminated contestants!" he announced, "I will ask them all a few questions regarding their eliminations. Then I will be making them vote somebody off."
Nobody really found their eliminations fair. Cameron, Lightning, Jo, B, Zoey, Staci, Dakota and Scott were eliminated in Total Drama Safari. They were all chilling together.
"I can't believe that hippie voted me off," cried Dakota, "what a b****!"
"I know right," said Zoey, "especially when Mike went ape at me for being nice to someone he hated!"
"I quit to be with Staci!" yelled B.
"You could have won, for the last time," yelled Staci, "you could have won if you didn't quit for me!"
"First triple elimination in history," smirked B.
"This is bulls***!" yelled Dakota.
"Watch your language young lady!" a voice boomed. Chris walked up.
"Chris?" everyone yelled.
"I'm interviewing you all!" announced Chris, "I will ask you all one question now and some others later."
*Interview Room*
Chris: "Question 1. Do you think your elimination was fair?"
Cameron: "Not really. I was sabotaged. I feel I could have gone a little further than being out first!"
Lightning: "That Jo dude kicked my butt out of the competition! That was so much bull!"
Jo: "Eh, had it coming to be honest. I don't like that I was eliminated, but it was all fair game. Oh dammit Brick is making me a good sport! I'm ****** that I'm eliminated!"
Zoey: "This is the worst I have ever done in Total Drama history! I made Semi Finale twice, finale once and now I'm the first merger gone in a small season. Honestly, I was voted out fairly, but dumped unfairly."
Staci: "Not really. Those twigs need to eat!"
B: "I quit to be with Staci, of course it's fair!"
Scott: "My own crush injured me! When I returned before the merge! That was rigged! You paid her to injure me!"
Dakota: "I didn't care about losing the money, I just wanted fame."
*End Interview Room*
Everyone was having lunch in the dining hall.
"Finally, decent food," said Staci, "EAT!"
"Staci, it's food, calm down," smirked Scott.
"Shut it you twit!"
"Woah," muttered Zoey.
*Interview Room*
Chris: "What do you think of the Final 5?"
Cameron: "The only deserving person is Brick to be honest!"
Lightning: "They all suck!"
Jo: "I'm glad Brick is there."
Zoey: "I'm ****** that Mike and Anne Maria are in the final 5. What's worse is that Dawn debuted! It'd be cool to see Sam win though!"
Staci: "They need to eat!"
B: "I kind of like this final 5. Nobody would have predicted it to be honest."
Scott: "Half the people are debuters, half of them are flops. Like really? Worst finale ever? Even Anne Maria shouldn't be there!"
Dakota: "Go Sam, go!"
*End Interview Room*
Chris drove the eliminated campers to Zimbabwe where the final 5 were. The final 5 were at the elimination ceremony for some reason.
"Alright!" announced Chris, "the eliminated contestants will be voting someone off!"
Everyone gasped.
*Interview Room*
Cameron: "I vote off Mike!"
Zoey: "I vote off Mike!"
Dakota: "I vote off Anne Maria!"
Jo: "I vote off Mike!"
Lightning: "I vote off Dawn!"
Staci: "I vote off Dawn!"
B: "I vote off Dawn!"
Scott: "I vote off Mike!"
*End Interview Room*
"What?" cried Mike.
"Yes!" yelled Dawn.
"This is bull and f***ing s-" yelled Mike.
"Language!" yelled Chris.
Final 4 now yay
"Today, I am here to interview the eliminated contestants!" he announced, "I will ask them all a few questions regarding their eliminations. Then I will be making them vote somebody off."
Nobody really found their eliminations fair. Cameron, Lightning, Jo, B, Zoey, Staci, Dakota and Scott were eliminated in Total Drama Safari. They were all chilling together.
"I can't believe that hippie voted me off," cried Dakota, "what a b****!"
"I know right," said Zoey, "especially when Mike went ape at me for being nice to someone he hated!"
"I quit to be with Staci!" yelled B.
"You could have won, for the last time," yelled Staci, "you could have won if you didn't quit for me!"
"First triple elimination in history," smirked B.
"This is bulls***!" yelled Dakota.
"Watch your language young lady!" a voice boomed. Chris walked up.
"Chris?" everyone yelled.
"I'm interviewing you all!" announced Chris, "I will ask you all one question now and some others later."
*Interview Room*
Chris: "Question 1. Do you think your elimination was fair?"
Cameron: "Not really. I was sabotaged. I feel I could have gone a little further than being out first!"
Lightning: "That Jo dude kicked my butt out of the competition! That was so much bull!"
Jo: "Eh, had it coming to be honest. I don't like that I was eliminated, but it was all fair game. Oh dammit Brick is making me a good sport! I'm ****** that I'm eliminated!"
Zoey: "This is the worst I have ever done in Total Drama history! I made Semi Finale twice, finale once and now I'm the first merger gone in a small season. Honestly, I was voted out fairly, but dumped unfairly."
Staci: "Not really. Those twigs need to eat!"
B: "I quit to be with Staci, of course it's fair!"
Scott: "My own crush injured me! When I returned before the merge! That was rigged! You paid her to injure me!"
Dakota: "I didn't care about losing the money, I just wanted fame."
*End Interview Room*
Everyone was having lunch in the dining hall.
"Finally, decent food," said Staci, "EAT!"
"Staci, it's food, calm down," smirked Scott.
"Shut it you twit!"
"Woah," muttered Zoey.
*Interview Room*
Chris: "What do you think of the Final 5?"
Cameron: "The only deserving person is Brick to be honest!"
Lightning: "They all suck!"
Jo: "I'm glad Brick is there."
Zoey: "I'm ****** that Mike and Anne Maria are in the final 5. What's worse is that Dawn debuted! It'd be cool to see Sam win though!"
Staci: "They need to eat!"
B: "I kind of like this final 5. Nobody would have predicted it to be honest."
Scott: "Half the people are debuters, half of them are flops. Like really? Worst finale ever? Even Anne Maria shouldn't be there!"
Dakota: "Go Sam, go!"
*End Interview Room*
Chris drove the eliminated campers to Zimbabwe where the final 5 were. The final 5 were at the elimination ceremony for some reason.
"Alright!" announced Chris, "the eliminated contestants will be voting someone off!"
Everyone gasped.
*Interview Room*
Cameron: "I vote off Mike!"
Zoey: "I vote off Mike!"
Dakota: "I vote off Anne Maria!"
Jo: "I vote off Mike!"
Lightning: "I vote off Dawn!"
Staci: "I vote off Dawn!"
B: "I vote off Dawn!"
Scott: "I vote off Mike!"
*End Interview Room*
"What?" cried Mike.
"Yes!" yelled Dawn.
"This is bull and f***ing s-" yelled Mike.
"Language!" yelled Chris.
Final 4 now yay
