"Last time on Total Drama," began Chris, "wait, I miss Blaineley interrupting me. Oh well. Blaineley got hit by a car, Dakota her own daughter was driving. Blaineley turned into a robot after she got a chip installed into her. Dakota and Brick ended up being able to remove the chip, but she died in an explosion. Dakota was badly injured and sent to the hospital, but she's not eliminated. Nobody got eliminated and the cast wants to carry on with the show! What will happen this time on Total Drama Safari?"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "NO! I killed my own mother! Then again, nobody liked her."
Brick: "We took Blaineley down!"
Staci: "I already don't miss her!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone was sitting in the Mess Hall together.
"I can't believe mom died," cried Dakota.
"She never liked you anyway," said Mike, "besides, nobody liked her anyway."
"She was a human being!" scoffed Zoey, "you're rude Mike!"
"She was a robot for the last 3 hours of her life!"
"I don't care, she was a human being!"
"You sound like Dawn, shut the hell up!" yelled Dakota.
"I'm going," cried Mike, "I think I need a rest!"
"Same," cried Zoey, "and I think I'm breaking up with you!"
Everyone gasped.
*Confessional*
Mike: "What a cow!"
Zoey: "I can't believe I did that!"
Scott: "Oh damn!"
Anne Maria: "Ouch!"
*End Confessional*
Zoey lay down in the cabin crying. Anne Maria walked in.
"Thanks for dumping him, red!" smiled Anne, "he's mine anyway!"
"Jerk!" Zoey threw her pillow at Anne Maria.
"Hell no, pasty!"
"At least I don't have a fake tan!" Anne Maria gasped.
"You did not diss the tan!"
Anne Maria and Zoey ended up wrestling each other.
*Confessional*
Anne Maria: "That b**** ruined my weave!"
Zoey: "I'm so annoyed!"
Scott: "Anne is feisty!"
*End Confessional*
"Alright!" announced Chris, "you can either choose to have burgers, or to compete for immunity! Stand by the cabins if you want the burgers, and stay if you want to win immunity!"
Anne Maria, B, Staci and Zoey walked up to the cabins.
"Follow me for your burgers!" announced Chris, "and Chef will be hosting the competition!"
Chris and the burger choosers walked off.
"Alright," announced Chef, "you losers just won immunity and a burger!" Everyone cheered.
*Confessional*
Mike: "Good thing I chose immunity, I got burgers anyway!"
Staci: "EAT! I WANT BURGERS!"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"I lied about the burgers!" announced Chris. Mike, Brick, Dakota and Scott walked up, holding burgers.
"NO, I WANTED ONE!" cried Staci.
"So, for not picking the challenge, each person has a penalty vote against them!" announced Chris, "I will also be revealing the votes!"
Staci: Staci
B: B
Anne Maria: Anne Maria
Zoey: Zoey
Mike: Zoey
Brick: Staci
Dakota: Zoey
Scott: Staci
"Staci and Zoey received 3 votes each!" announced Chris, "and since we went so long without an elimination... it's a double elimination!" Everyone gasped.
"No!" cried Zoey.
"EAT!" cried Staci.
"I quit!" yelled B.
"Triple is fine by me," laughed Chris.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "NO! I killed my own mother! Then again, nobody liked her."
Brick: "We took Blaineley down!"
Staci: "I already don't miss her!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone was sitting in the Mess Hall together.
"I can't believe mom died," cried Dakota.
"She never liked you anyway," said Mike, "besides, nobody liked her anyway."
"She was a human being!" scoffed Zoey, "you're rude Mike!"
"She was a robot for the last 3 hours of her life!"
"I don't care, she was a human being!"
"You sound like Dawn, shut the hell up!" yelled Dakota.
"I'm going," cried Mike, "I think I need a rest!"
"Same," cried Zoey, "and I think I'm breaking up with you!"
Everyone gasped.
*Confessional*
Mike: "What a cow!"
Zoey: "I can't believe I did that!"
Scott: "Oh damn!"
Anne Maria: "Ouch!"
*End Confessional*
Zoey lay down in the cabin crying. Anne Maria walked in.
"Thanks for dumping him, red!" smiled Anne, "he's mine anyway!"
"Jerk!" Zoey threw her pillow at Anne Maria.
"Hell no, pasty!"
"At least I don't have a fake tan!" Anne Maria gasped.
"You did not diss the tan!"
Anne Maria and Zoey ended up wrestling each other.
*Confessional*
Anne Maria: "That b**** ruined my weave!"
Zoey: "I'm so annoyed!"
Scott: "Anne is feisty!"
*End Confessional*
"Alright!" announced Chris, "you can either choose to have burgers, or to compete for immunity! Stand by the cabins if you want the burgers, and stay if you want to win immunity!"
Anne Maria, B, Staci and Zoey walked up to the cabins.
"Follow me for your burgers!" announced Chris, "and Chef will be hosting the competition!"
Chris and the burger choosers walked off.
"Alright," announced Chef, "you losers just won immunity and a burger!" Everyone cheered.
*Confessional*
Mike: "Good thing I chose immunity, I got burgers anyway!"
Staci: "EAT! I WANT BURGERS!"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"I lied about the burgers!" announced Chris. Mike, Brick, Dakota and Scott walked up, holding burgers.
"NO, I WANTED ONE!" cried Staci.
"So, for not picking the challenge, each person has a penalty vote against them!" announced Chris, "I will also be revealing the votes!"
Staci: Staci
B: B
Anne Maria: Anne Maria
Zoey: Zoey
Mike: Zoey
Brick: Staci
Dakota: Zoey
Scott: Staci
"Staci and Zoey received 3 votes each!" announced Chris, "and since we went so long without an elimination... it's a double elimination!" Everyone gasped.
"No!" cried Zoey.
"EAT!" cried Staci.
"I quit!" yelled B.
"Triple is fine by me," laughed Chris.
