Chris McLean was in the middle of Zimbabwe, he was going to host another show of Total Drama, in the safari. He had planned to have the Season 4 cast return for another season together. He was sitting in a deck chair under an umbrella, with a drink in a glass. He was happy relaxing and didn't want the campers to come disturbing him. Unfortunately that wasn't the case. A bus came along and tooted at Chris. Chef was driving it. Chris was annoyed.
"Really," muttered Chris, "I was RELAXING!"
"Harden up!" yelled Chef, "it's time to meet the cast!" Chris sighed.
"We already know who is competing!"
"Um, Chris," an intern said, "we're rolling live." Chris looked at the cameraman.
"Oh s***!" yelled Chris, "now I'm swearing on live TV! God dammit!"
"Shut up, some people are religious!" yelled a second intern.
"Nobody asked for your opinion!" yelled Chris, "next person to interrupt me gets fired! I am sick of this!"
All the interns looked at each other with evil smirks. They all then started having a conversation, to annoy Chris.
"That's it!" yelled Chris, "you're all fired! No pay checks!"
"We didn't get paid anyway!" a female intern yelled. The interns then started cheering.
"Chris," muttered Dawn, "is the season ready to begin?" Chris jumped.
"Our first contestant is Dawn!" announced Chris, "welcome back Dawn, you were a fan favorite."
"I was?" smiled Dawn, "thank you Mother Earth!"
"SIKE!" Chris shoved Dawn over, "next person is B! Will be ever talk?" B shrugged his shoulders. Sam then walked up and gave a small wave. Chris took his handheld off him.
"HEY I WAS PLAYING MARIO KART!" screamed Sam, "I hope Dakota is here!"
"Move it loser!" yelled Jo. She bowled Sam over. Lightning, Scott and Brick then came charging out after her.
"Meet Jo, Lightning, Scott and Brick," muttered Chris, "next campers are Staci, Dakota and Anne Maria!"
"My great, great, grea-" began Staci.
"Shut up!" yelled Dakota, "you've been telling so many lies, just shut up!" She then grabbed her phone out and rang somebody. "Hey daddy! Thanks for getting me into human form again!"
"Wait, you were the ugly orange thing last season?" laughed Anne Maria.
"Yea, because you quit!" yelled Dakota.
"Even if Anne didn't quit, you'd still have been mutant," Sam pointed out. Dakota looked at him.
"BABE!" she yelled. She ran up to Sam and kissed him.
"Please welcome Cameron, Mike and Zoey!" announced Chris, "our final contestants!"
"I don't know if I should be here," muttered Cameron.
"It'll be fine," said Zoey kindly.
"Hey, good to be back!" chuckled Mike, "didn't know the whole second generation was here!"
"Now that you're here, time for-"
"The teams?" asked Zoey.
"The games?" asked Sam.
"The paparazzi?" asked Dakota.
"No, no and yes!" announced Chris.
"Really?" squealed Dakota.
"No," laughed Chris, "anyways, your challenge is to take a selfie, with an animal in Zimbabwe!" He handed them all 1960's cameras.
"Ew! I am not touching this!" yelled Dakota. She smashed it on the ground with all her might and grabbed her phone. "And give everyone else their phones or cameras too!" she yelled again.
"Fine," muttered Chris. Some of the campers rushed to take confiscated cameras, phones and much more.
"Your challenge starts now! Last person to come back is automatically eliminated, and the teams will be made by the first 2 to make it!"
*Confessional*
Zoey: "They brought this confessional back? Isn't this the same one where Owen did a gigantic-" *Zoey barfs at the thought*
Dawn: "I am going to get further than last time, and it will be no thanks to Scott."
Scott: "I will go ALL the way this time."
Staci: "Man, I only told those lies to make myself look better. Clearly not."
Brick: "I will get revenge on Jo, wait we're friends."
Jo: "Brick is not my friend, I will crush him again."
*End Confessional*
Sam was using his handheld to take a photo. He saw that Dakota was having trouble.
"Hey," smiled Sam. He took a picture of Dakota holding a bunny. "You both look so cute in that picture!" Dakota blushed. She gave the bunny to Sam and took a picture.
"Thanks!" they both smiled at each other as they raced to be the first to make it.
Zoey, Mike and Cameron ended up together. Scott was stalking them. Zoey and Mike took selfies together with a rhino. Scott walked up to Cameron when Zoey and Mike accidentally ran off without Cameron.
"Hey," smiled Scott. He pulled something from behind his bat. It was a bird. He gave it to Cameron.
"Why are you giving me a bird?" asked Cameron. The bird then started to attack Cameron.
"NO!" cried Cameron, "HELP! I WANT MY BUBBLE!"
*Confessional*
Scott: "Too damn easy!"
Zoey: "I have a bad feeling!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone raced to get their selfies submitted. Mike, Zoey, Dakota and Sam were all racing together, when they stopped.
"Wait," said Mike, "the first 2 are basically on opposite teams!"
"So if Zoey and I go together, we can pick our partner to go on our teams!" pointed out Sam.
"Good idea guys!" smiled Zoey. She and Sam ran up to Chris.
"Good job," he smiled, "you are both the team captains!" They cheered. Dakota and Mike then gave theirs to Chris. Brick and Jo then ran up with theirs.
After a few hours, only Scott, Cameron and Dawn remained. Dawn usually had no trouble with animals, but she couldn't find one. She then heard a screaming sound. She pulled apart a bush to find Cameron being attacked by the bird.
"Oh no!" screamed Dawn, "who did this?"
"Scott," wheezed Cameron, "take a selfie and run!" He handed Dawn the bird. It liked Dawn more than Scott or Cameron, so she took a selfie with it.
"Thanks Cameron," said Dawn. She kissed him on the lips. "I will come back and help you."
*Confessional*
Dawn: "Poor Cameron!"
*End Confessional*
Dawn eventually made it to Chris, to find out she was the last one to make it.
"Dawn," announced Chris, "you are the last person to make it, you are safe!" Dawn cheered.
"Cameron is eliminated!" cried Mike. Dawn's face fell.
"NO!" cried Dawn, "I promised I'd help him!"
"WHAT?" cried Zoey.
Dawn took Chris, Chef, Mike and B to where Cameron was. Scott was hiding, spying on them.
"Wake up string bean!" yelled Chef. He picked Cameron up and put him in his safari 4 wheeler.
"What?" cried Cameron, sounding like the dumbest man alive.
"I tried," cried Dawn. Mike gave her a hug.
"Dawn," said Mike, "a friend of Cameron is a friend of mine!"
"Thanks," she sobbed. She held onto Mike.
*Confessional*
Zoey: "So I heard from Mike that Scott attacked Cameron and Dawn tried to help him."
Dawn: "I promised I'd help him!"
Jo: "One down, 11 to go!"
*End Confessional*
"Cameron has been eliminated!" announced Chris, "because someone injured him!"
"Zoey, Sam please pick your teams!"
"Mike!" said Zoey.
"Dakota!" said Sam.
Eventually, after the picking, Chris announced the teams.
Terrific Tigers
"Really," muttered Chris, "I was RELAXING!"
"Harden up!" yelled Chef, "it's time to meet the cast!" Chris sighed.
"We already know who is competing!"
"Um, Chris," an intern said, "we're rolling live." Chris looked at the cameraman.
"Oh s***!" yelled Chris, "now I'm swearing on live TV! God dammit!"
"Shut up, some people are religious!" yelled a second intern.
"Nobody asked for your opinion!" yelled Chris, "next person to interrupt me gets fired! I am sick of this!"
All the interns looked at each other with evil smirks. They all then started having a conversation, to annoy Chris.
"That's it!" yelled Chris, "you're all fired! No pay checks!"
"We didn't get paid anyway!" a female intern yelled. The interns then started cheering.
"Chris," muttered Dawn, "is the season ready to begin?" Chris jumped.
"Our first contestant is Dawn!" announced Chris, "welcome back Dawn, you were a fan favorite."
"I was?" smiled Dawn, "thank you Mother Earth!"
"SIKE!" Chris shoved Dawn over, "next person is B! Will be ever talk?" B shrugged his shoulders. Sam then walked up and gave a small wave. Chris took his handheld off him.
"HEY I WAS PLAYING MARIO KART!" screamed Sam, "I hope Dakota is here!"
"Move it loser!" yelled Jo. She bowled Sam over. Lightning, Scott and Brick then came charging out after her.
"Meet Jo, Lightning, Scott and Brick," muttered Chris, "next campers are Staci, Dakota and Anne Maria!"
"My great, great, grea-" began Staci.
"Shut up!" yelled Dakota, "you've been telling so many lies, just shut up!" She then grabbed her phone out and rang somebody. "Hey daddy! Thanks for getting me into human form again!"
"Wait, you were the ugly orange thing last season?" laughed Anne Maria.
"Yea, because you quit!" yelled Dakota.
"Even if Anne didn't quit, you'd still have been mutant," Sam pointed out. Dakota looked at him.
"BABE!" she yelled. She ran up to Sam and kissed him.
"Please welcome Cameron, Mike and Zoey!" announced Chris, "our final contestants!"
"I don't know if I should be here," muttered Cameron.
"It'll be fine," said Zoey kindly.
"Hey, good to be back!" chuckled Mike, "didn't know the whole second generation was here!"
"Now that you're here, time for-"
"The teams?" asked Zoey.
"The games?" asked Sam.
"The paparazzi?" asked Dakota.
"No, no and yes!" announced Chris.
"Really?" squealed Dakota.
"No," laughed Chris, "anyways, your challenge is to take a selfie, with an animal in Zimbabwe!" He handed them all 1960's cameras.
"Ew! I am not touching this!" yelled Dakota. She smashed it on the ground with all her might and grabbed her phone. "And give everyone else their phones or cameras too!" she yelled again.
"Fine," muttered Chris. Some of the campers rushed to take confiscated cameras, phones and much more.
"Your challenge starts now! Last person to come back is automatically eliminated, and the teams will be made by the first 2 to make it!"
*Confessional*
Zoey: "They brought this confessional back? Isn't this the same one where Owen did a gigantic-" *Zoey barfs at the thought*
Dawn: "I am going to get further than last time, and it will be no thanks to Scott."
Scott: "I will go ALL the way this time."
Staci: "Man, I only told those lies to make myself look better. Clearly not."
Brick: "I will get revenge on Jo, wait we're friends."
Jo: "Brick is not my friend, I will crush him again."
*End Confessional*
Sam was using his handheld to take a photo. He saw that Dakota was having trouble.
"Hey," smiled Sam. He took a picture of Dakota holding a bunny. "You both look so cute in that picture!" Dakota blushed. She gave the bunny to Sam and took a picture.
"Thanks!" they both smiled at each other as they raced to be the first to make it.
Zoey, Mike and Cameron ended up together. Scott was stalking them. Zoey and Mike took selfies together with a rhino. Scott walked up to Cameron when Zoey and Mike accidentally ran off without Cameron.
"Hey," smiled Scott. He pulled something from behind his bat. It was a bird. He gave it to Cameron.
"Why are you giving me a bird?" asked Cameron. The bird then started to attack Cameron.
"NO!" cried Cameron, "HELP! I WANT MY BUBBLE!"
*Confessional*
Scott: "Too damn easy!"
Zoey: "I have a bad feeling!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone raced to get their selfies submitted. Mike, Zoey, Dakota and Sam were all racing together, when they stopped.
"Wait," said Mike, "the first 2 are basically on opposite teams!"
"So if Zoey and I go together, we can pick our partner to go on our teams!" pointed out Sam.
"Good idea guys!" smiled Zoey. She and Sam ran up to Chris.
"Good job," he smiled, "you are both the team captains!" They cheered. Dakota and Mike then gave theirs to Chris. Brick and Jo then ran up with theirs.
After a few hours, only Scott, Cameron and Dawn remained. Dawn usually had no trouble with animals, but she couldn't find one. She then heard a screaming sound. She pulled apart a bush to find Cameron being attacked by the bird.
"Oh no!" screamed Dawn, "who did this?"
"Scott," wheezed Cameron, "take a selfie and run!" He handed Dawn the bird. It liked Dawn more than Scott or Cameron, so she took a selfie with it.
"Thanks Cameron," said Dawn. She kissed him on the lips. "I will come back and help you."
*Confessional*
Dawn: "Poor Cameron!"
*End Confessional*
Dawn eventually made it to Chris, to find out she was the last one to make it.
"Dawn," announced Chris, "you are the last person to make it, you are safe!" Dawn cheered.
"Cameron is eliminated!" cried Mike. Dawn's face fell.
"NO!" cried Dawn, "I promised I'd help him!"
"WHAT?" cried Zoey.
Dawn took Chris, Chef, Mike and B to where Cameron was. Scott was hiding, spying on them.
"Wake up string bean!" yelled Chef. He picked Cameron up and put him in his safari 4 wheeler.
"What?" cried Cameron, sounding like the dumbest man alive.
"I tried," cried Dawn. Mike gave her a hug.
"Dawn," said Mike, "a friend of Cameron is a friend of mine!"
"Thanks," she sobbed. She held onto Mike.
*Confessional*
Zoey: "So I heard from Mike that Scott attacked Cameron and Dawn tried to help him."
Dawn: "I promised I'd help him!"
Jo: "One down, 11 to go!"
*End Confessional*
"Cameron has been eliminated!" announced Chris, "because someone injured him!"
"Zoey, Sam please pick your teams!"
"Mike!" said Zoey.
"Dakota!" said Sam.
Eventually, after the picking, Chris announced the teams.
Terrific Tigers
Zoey
Mike
B
Brick
Dawn
Staci
Scary Snakes
Sam
Dakota
Lightning
Scott
Jo
Anne Maria
Mike
B
Brick
Dawn
Staci
Scary Snakes
Sam
Dakota
Lightning
Scott
Jo
Anne Maria
