"So last time on Pasabogg Island," announced Khloe. Kayla ran up.
"You ruined the god damn intro!" yelled Kayla, "you're meant to say "previously on Total Drama Pasabogg Island..."
"That sounds tacky!"
"You sound tacky!"
Topher walked up.
"The teams were made, drama was made, Leonard went boom boom! What will happen now? Find out on Total Drama!" announced Topher.
"Piss off!" the girls yelled.
*Confessional*
Amy: "This cast pisses me off already!"
Katie: "Sadie and I might or might not be planning a murder. Nah, just kidding!"
Sadie: "I almost left!"
Izzy: "BOOM BOOM!"
Jasmine: "I don't like how Dave tries to kill Sky! Someone's got to stop him!"
Alejandro: "So, a wizard left? He thinks he's a wizard. What an idiot."
*End Confessional*
Katie and Sadie were hanging out with Dakota.
"O, M, G!" squealed Katie and Sadie, "we know you from that magazine!"
"Yes, it's Dakota Milton," smiled Dakota.
"We saw the recording of how you turned back to human!" piped Katie. Sadie glared at her. "Oops."
"Eh, good to know my fans," said Dakota. She blew a kiss and walked off.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "I want to make things up with everyone!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Zoey were sitting at a table in the Mess Hall.
"Zoey, I'm-" began Courtney.
"Sorry for how you abused everyone in All-Stars? Forgiven, friend," smiled Zoey.
"I don't want to go through the lies this season!" cried Courtney. Zoey gave Courtney a hug.
Dakota and Sky were standing outside.
"I really love your outfit!" cooed Dakota.
"Same to you," said Sky.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Worst outfit ever!"
*End Confessional*
"So," said Sky, "you probably hate me with how I treated Dave?"
"Him, he was a jerk," replied Dakota, "infact, I didn't know there even was a Dave on this show!"
"Well," began Sky.
"HEY SKY!" a voice yelled. Dave came running up with a baseball bat.
"NO!" cried Sky. She ran off as Dave chased her.
"Leave her alone you son of a b-" yelled Jasmine, running up and getting involved.
"Watch your language please," said Khloe, "this is a kid friendly show, now please keep the drama to a maximum with no swearing! Thank you." Khloe then walked off.
*Confessional*
Jasmine: "I don't like how Sky is getting treated!"
Dakota: "That girl is so ugly! Especially the tall one!"
*End Confessional*
Topher, Courtney, Alejandro, Owen and DJ were in the Mess Hall.
"So who wants to hear good news?" asked Topher.
"Topher, you've ****** us off enough with the hair gel you use, what's next, your deodorant?" yelled Courtney.
"How did you know?"
"Topher," said Alejandro, "you're really annoying and need to shut the hell up."
"Bye," said Owen and DJ.
"Alright!" announced Kayla, "Khloe is somewhere around the island, whoever finds her at anytime during the day wins for their team. You can just relax today, or you can look for her!"
"Sounds easy," said Courtney.
"So we don't have to try," asked Owen.
"If you want t win obviously!" yelled Sugar.
*Confessional*
Owen: "I like Sugar."
*End Confessional*
"Hey," said Owen to Sugar, "sorry for what I said earlier, I hope it doesn't ruin our friendship."
"You're kind of cute, so I'll let it slide," said Sugar. Alejandro was watching from a bush.
*Confessional*
Alejandro: "Interesting."
*End Confessional*
Cody, Courtney, Alejandro, Owen, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Izzy and DJ all ended up sitting around the campfire.
"Hello guys," cheered Courtney, trying to ruin the awkward silence.
"I'd prefer if you didn't talk," glared Beth, "after how you've treated us."
"BOOM BOOM!" agreed Izzy.
"Alejandro is a villain compared to me!" whined Courtney, "I'm trying to be nice!"
"Really?" Even Owen was annoyed at Courtney.
"We hate you!" smiled Katie and Sadie.
"Courtney, I don't hate you," said DJ, "but you are a total cow sometimes!"
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Even Owen and DJ hate me? All-Stars f***ed me up!"
*End Confessional*
Kayla was sitting in the camera room. A table with lots of Starbucks drinks was standing behind her.
"I'm glad Khloe is gone for now," laughed Kayla, "more Starbucks for me, and peace!" Kayla didn't know that Amy and Dakota were hiding under the table.
"So this is the stash?" laughed Amy.
"Yes," whispered Dakota. They each grabbed some Starbucks and crawled out from under the table.
"Pumpkin Spice!" smiled Amy as they got out of the tent.
"White Hot Chocolate!" smiled Dakota, "cheers!"
*Confessional*
Amy: "I'll get along with her!"
*End Confessional*
"So, what do you want to do besides talk about how horrible everyone is?" asked Dakota.
"Dammit," muttered Amy, "I was going to roast that Sam guy!" Dakota frowned.
"He's my boyfriend thank you very much!"
"He's ugly!" yelled Amy.
"SH!" yelled Dakota, "and don't diss my man!"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "What a cow!"
Amy: "Sam? Ew."
*End Confessional*
Khloe was standing on the dock. Cody walked up to her.
"Hey," said Cody, "I win for my team!"
"Dammit," muttered Khloe, "TEAM KAYLA WINS!" she yelled.
*Confessional*
Amy: "We won again!"
Alejandro: "What? How did Cody win?"
Courtney: "I want to make it up to everyone, but how?"
Lightning: "Sha-bam! We won!"
Beth: "We lost again, RIP."
*End Confessional*
"Hey Sadie," said Katie, "I have strong feelings for someone."
"I love you too!" squealed Sadie. She hugged Katie.
"Um, I'll tell you who later!"
*Confessional*
Katie: "Awkward as heck!"
*End Confessional*
"Our bottom 2 tonight are Sam and Brick!" announced Kayla, "our Season 7 finalists! By a vote of 7-4, Sam is eliminated!"
"It was fun," frowned Sam.
"You ruined the god damn intro!" yelled Kayla, "you're meant to say "previously on Total Drama Pasabogg Island..."
"That sounds tacky!"
"You sound tacky!"
Topher walked up.
"The teams were made, drama was made, Leonard went boom boom! What will happen now? Find out on Total Drama!" announced Topher.
"Piss off!" the girls yelled.
*Confessional*
Amy: "This cast pisses me off already!"
Katie: "Sadie and I might or might not be planning a murder. Nah, just kidding!"
Sadie: "I almost left!"
Izzy: "BOOM BOOM!"
Jasmine: "I don't like how Dave tries to kill Sky! Someone's got to stop him!"
Alejandro: "So, a wizard left? He thinks he's a wizard. What an idiot."
*End Confessional*
Katie and Sadie were hanging out with Dakota.
"O, M, G!" squealed Katie and Sadie, "we know you from that magazine!"
"Yes, it's Dakota Milton," smiled Dakota.
"We saw the recording of how you turned back to human!" piped Katie. Sadie glared at her. "Oops."
"Eh, good to know my fans," said Dakota. She blew a kiss and walked off.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "I want to make things up with everyone!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Zoey were sitting at a table in the Mess Hall.
"Zoey, I'm-" began Courtney.
"Sorry for how you abused everyone in All-Stars? Forgiven, friend," smiled Zoey.
"I don't want to go through the lies this season!" cried Courtney. Zoey gave Courtney a hug.
Dakota and Sky were standing outside.
"I really love your outfit!" cooed Dakota.
"Same to you," said Sky.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Worst outfit ever!"
*End Confessional*
"So," said Sky, "you probably hate me with how I treated Dave?"
"Him, he was a jerk," replied Dakota, "infact, I didn't know there even was a Dave on this show!"
"Well," began Sky.
"HEY SKY!" a voice yelled. Dave came running up with a baseball bat.
"NO!" cried Sky. She ran off as Dave chased her.
"Leave her alone you son of a b-" yelled Jasmine, running up and getting involved.
"Watch your language please," said Khloe, "this is a kid friendly show, now please keep the drama to a maximum with no swearing! Thank you." Khloe then walked off.
*Confessional*
Jasmine: "I don't like how Sky is getting treated!"
Dakota: "That girl is so ugly! Especially the tall one!"
*End Confessional*
Topher, Courtney, Alejandro, Owen and DJ were in the Mess Hall.
"So who wants to hear good news?" asked Topher.
"Topher, you've ****** us off enough with the hair gel you use, what's next, your deodorant?" yelled Courtney.
"How did you know?"
"Topher," said Alejandro, "you're really annoying and need to shut the hell up."
"Bye," said Owen and DJ.
"Alright!" announced Kayla, "Khloe is somewhere around the island, whoever finds her at anytime during the day wins for their team. You can just relax today, or you can look for her!"
"Sounds easy," said Courtney.
"So we don't have to try," asked Owen.
"If you want t win obviously!" yelled Sugar.
*Confessional*
Owen: "I like Sugar."
*End Confessional*
"Hey," said Owen to Sugar, "sorry for what I said earlier, I hope it doesn't ruin our friendship."
"You're kind of cute, so I'll let it slide," said Sugar. Alejandro was watching from a bush.
*Confessional*
Alejandro: "Interesting."
*End Confessional*
Cody, Courtney, Alejandro, Owen, Katie, Sadie, Beth, Izzy and DJ all ended up sitting around the campfire.
"Hello guys," cheered Courtney, trying to ruin the awkward silence.
"I'd prefer if you didn't talk," glared Beth, "after how you've treated us."
"BOOM BOOM!" agreed Izzy.
"Alejandro is a villain compared to me!" whined Courtney, "I'm trying to be nice!"
"Really?" Even Owen was annoyed at Courtney.
"We hate you!" smiled Katie and Sadie.
"Courtney, I don't hate you," said DJ, "but you are a total cow sometimes!"
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Even Owen and DJ hate me? All-Stars f***ed me up!"
*End Confessional*
Kayla was sitting in the camera room. A table with lots of Starbucks drinks was standing behind her.
"I'm glad Khloe is gone for now," laughed Kayla, "more Starbucks for me, and peace!" Kayla didn't know that Amy and Dakota were hiding under the table.
"So this is the stash?" laughed Amy.
"Yes," whispered Dakota. They each grabbed some Starbucks and crawled out from under the table.
"Pumpkin Spice!" smiled Amy as they got out of the tent.
"White Hot Chocolate!" smiled Dakota, "cheers!"
*Confessional*
Amy: "I'll get along with her!"
*End Confessional*
"So, what do you want to do besides talk about how horrible everyone is?" asked Dakota.
"Dammit," muttered Amy, "I was going to roast that Sam guy!" Dakota frowned.
"He's my boyfriend thank you very much!"
"He's ugly!" yelled Amy.
"SH!" yelled Dakota, "and don't diss my man!"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "What a cow!"
Amy: "Sam? Ew."
*End Confessional*
Khloe was standing on the dock. Cody walked up to her.
"Hey," said Cody, "I win for my team!"
"Dammit," muttered Khloe, "TEAM KAYLA WINS!" she yelled.
*Confessional*
Amy: "We won again!"
Alejandro: "What? How did Cody win?"
Courtney: "I want to make it up to everyone, but how?"
Lightning: "Sha-bam! We won!"
Beth: "We lost again, RIP."
*End Confessional*
"Hey Sadie," said Katie, "I have strong feelings for someone."
"I love you too!" squealed Sadie. She hugged Katie.
"Um, I'll tell you who later!"
*Confessional*
Katie: "Awkward as heck!"
*End Confessional*
"Our bottom 2 tonight are Sam and Brick!" announced Kayla, "our Season 7 finalists! By a vote of 7-4, Sam is eliminated!"
"It was fun," frowned Sam.
