2 girls with brown hair and red tops stood on the dock of an island.
"Hey, I'm Kayla, and this is Khloe!" one said.
"We will be hosting Total Drama Pasabogg Island!" announced Khloe.
"I think they know that," muttered Kayla, "I told you not to talk!"
"Sorry." Kayla facepalmed.
"I just said stop talking! Anyway, our 22 contestants are already at the campgrounds waiting. This season will have some interesting twists. What does this season of Total Drama have in store? Find out now on Total Drama Pasabogg Island!"
"So, said Khloe, "Kayla has given me permission to sort the teams. I've already done so! The team names are "Team Kayla is Hot x10" and "Team Khloe is Hot x10". Personally I like my one better."
"Excuse me," smirked Courtney, "these are the worst team names ever!"
"Hey, we're nicer than Chris!" yelled Khloe.
"Oh yea?" yelled Topher, "why was there a tampon on the plane seats, and why did you yell at us like we were 5 year olds?"
"Oh shut up, nobody cares if someone's on their period!"
"Fight me b****!" yelled Topher.
"Hey, she can disqualify you!" whispered Beth, "just shush!"
"Anyway," said Khloe, "on Kayla's team are Amy, Dakota, Izzy, Jasmine, Courtney, Topher, Sky, Cody, Shawn, Dave and Lightning! That means on my team are Sadie, Katie, Zoey, Beth, Sugar, Leonard, DJ, Owen, Sam, Brick and Alejandro!"
*Confessional*
Alejandro: "Shame Heather isn't here. Beyond her beautiful face was a lurking devil!"
Courtney: "I'm back and I'm going to win!"
Katie: "Eeek, I'm here with Sadie!"
Sadie: "Eeek, I'm with Katie!"
Cody: "Well, the Codester is here!"
Leonard: "My magic will make me win!"
Owen: "It's great to be back after so long!"
Brick: "I was last season's winner, the winner of Total Drama Safari. I really hope I get far."
*End Confessional*
"We have a twist!" announced Khloe, "the twist is the Saboteurs Twist. One person from each team is a Saboteur. They must throw the challenge as much as possible. If they make the merge, they get an immunity idol which they can use at anytime."
*Confessional*
Alejandro: "I wonder who the saboteur is!"
Courtney: "This sounds interesting!"
Amy: "What? I'd be perfect for that job!"
Topher: "I prefer Chris over these hosts."
Beth: "I'm back and it's already much harder!"
Jasmine: "Good to be back!"
Dave: "I can kill Sky!"
*End Confessional*
"Please take some time to chill out and do what you want," said Khloe. She walked off.
"I really don't like these hosts, but they seem so nice," said Courtney.
"I know!" squealed Sadie and Katie.
"Says the girls who share a brain," muttered Alejandro.
"You will have a spell cast upon yourself!" chanted Leonard.
"You're not a wizard!" yelled Sugar, "you lied to me last season!"
"WHAT?" cried Leonard.
"I LOVED YOU!" Sugar slapped Leonard. Ella tried to give Sugar a hug, but Sugar slapped Ella as well.
"What's wrong again?" asked Beth, "did I miss something?"
"EXPLOSIONS!" yelled Izzy.
"Oh, hi Dave," muttered Sky.
"F*** you!" yelled Dave. He grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing Sky.
"HELP!" cried Sky. Jasmine picked Dave up.
"Mess with her and you mess with me!" threatened Jasmine, "got it?" Dave nodded and squealed. Jasmine put him down.
*Confessional*
Cody: "Too much drama!"
Amy: "Glad Samey isn't here!"
*End Confessional*
Lightning gathered Courtney, Alejandro Katie, Dave, Jasmine, DJ and Leonard outside the cabin.
"We should make a black people alliance!" announced Lightning.
"No, you twit!" yelled Courtney, "we know how stupid and retarded you are!"
"Magic shall make us win!" yelled Leonard.
"This is lame," laughed Dave. Everyone walked off, but Leonard.
"We must work together and use our magic!" cheered Leonard.
"Ok, you're crazy!" yelled Lightning.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Lightning is so racist! What the hell!"
Dave: "That was awkward."
Alejandro: "What? Just, what?"
Katie: "An alliance without Sadie? Nah."
*End Confessional*
Sky and Zoey sat down together.
"I wonder what the first challenge is!" smiled Sky.
"Don't talk to me," hissed Zoey, "after how you treated Dave, I'm not talking to you!"
"Woah," muttered Sky. Dave then walked up.
"Hello Sky," smiled Dave.
"NO!" screamed Sky. She ran off.
Sam, Dakota and Zoey were in the cabin.
"Shame I'm not on your team!" sighed Dakota.
"We'll look out for each other," smiled Zoey, "besides, there might be a team swap!"
"True."
"You'll be fine!" smiled Sam.
"Thanks babe!"
Owen, Sam, Sugar and Sadie were in the Mess Hall.
"We need to align!" announced Owen. Everyone looked at him.
"Umm, why?" asked Sadie.
"We're fat!" announced Owen.
"Excuse me?" yelled Sugar. She slapped Owen really hard.
"Not my fault it's true!"
*Confessional*
Owen: "Crap, when did I turn mean?"
Sugar: "How rude!"
*End Confessional*
Brick and Shawn were in the forest.
"The zombies!" yelled Shawn.
"You mad, cadet?" yelled Brick.
"Excuse me?" yelled Shawn.
"I said, you mad?"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"BECAUSE YOU THINK ZOMBIES ARE REAL! Oh, sorry for yelling." There was an awkward silence.
*Confessional*
Shawn: "We're not going to get along!"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"I've decided that Khloe's team is going up for elimination!" announced Kayla, "because I'm hotter."
"WHAT?" yelled Team Khloe.
"Yes," said Kayla, "now vote!"
*Confessional*
Sadie: "That's unfair!"
Katie: "What?"
Alejandro: "What the hell?"
*End Confessional*
"If I call your name, you're safe!" announced Kayla, "Sam, Brick, Sugar, Zoey, Beth, DJ, Owen, Alejandro and Katie!"
"What?" cried Leonard and Sadie.
"NO!" cried Katie.
"By a vote of 5-4-2, Leonard is eliminated! Katie got the 2 votes, Sadie got 4, and Leonard got 5, so he's gone! Never come back!" announced Kayla.
*Confessional*
Leonard: "My magic still didn't work?"
*End Confessional*
"Hey, I'm Kayla, and this is Khloe!" one said.
"We will be hosting Total Drama Pasabogg Island!" announced Khloe.
"I think they know that," muttered Kayla, "I told you not to talk!"
"Sorry." Kayla facepalmed.
"I just said stop talking! Anyway, our 22 contestants are already at the campgrounds waiting. This season will have some interesting twists. What does this season of Total Drama have in store? Find out now on Total Drama Pasabogg Island!"
"So, said Khloe, "Kayla has given me permission to sort the teams. I've already done so! The team names are "Team Kayla is Hot x10" and "Team Khloe is Hot x10". Personally I like my one better."
"Excuse me," smirked Courtney, "these are the worst team names ever!"
"Hey, we're nicer than Chris!" yelled Khloe.
"Oh yea?" yelled Topher, "why was there a tampon on the plane seats, and why did you yell at us like we were 5 year olds?"
"Oh shut up, nobody cares if someone's on their period!"
"Fight me b****!" yelled Topher.
"Hey, she can disqualify you!" whispered Beth, "just shush!"
"Anyway," said Khloe, "on Kayla's team are Amy, Dakota, Izzy, Jasmine, Courtney, Topher, Sky, Cody, Shawn, Dave and Lightning! That means on my team are Sadie, Katie, Zoey, Beth, Sugar, Leonard, DJ, Owen, Sam, Brick and Alejandro!"
*Confessional*
Alejandro: "Shame Heather isn't here. Beyond her beautiful face was a lurking devil!"
Courtney: "I'm back and I'm going to win!"
Katie: "Eeek, I'm here with Sadie!"
Sadie: "Eeek, I'm with Katie!"
Cody: "Well, the Codester is here!"
Leonard: "My magic will make me win!"
Owen: "It's great to be back after so long!"
Brick: "I was last season's winner, the winner of Total Drama Safari. I really hope I get far."
*End Confessional*
"We have a twist!" announced Khloe, "the twist is the Saboteurs Twist. One person from each team is a Saboteur. They must throw the challenge as much as possible. If they make the merge, they get an immunity idol which they can use at anytime."
*Confessional*
Alejandro: "I wonder who the saboteur is!"
Courtney: "This sounds interesting!"
Amy: "What? I'd be perfect for that job!"
Topher: "I prefer Chris over these hosts."
Beth: "I'm back and it's already much harder!"
Jasmine: "Good to be back!"
Dave: "I can kill Sky!"
*End Confessional*
"Please take some time to chill out and do what you want," said Khloe. She walked off.
"I really don't like these hosts, but they seem so nice," said Courtney.
"I know!" squealed Sadie and Katie.
"Says the girls who share a brain," muttered Alejandro.
"You will have a spell cast upon yourself!" chanted Leonard.
"You're not a wizard!" yelled Sugar, "you lied to me last season!"
"WHAT?" cried Leonard.
"I LOVED YOU!" Sugar slapped Leonard. Ella tried to give Sugar a hug, but Sugar slapped Ella as well.
"What's wrong again?" asked Beth, "did I miss something?"
"EXPLOSIONS!" yelled Izzy.
"Oh, hi Dave," muttered Sky.
"F*** you!" yelled Dave. He grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing Sky.
"HELP!" cried Sky. Jasmine picked Dave up.
"Mess with her and you mess with me!" threatened Jasmine, "got it?" Dave nodded and squealed. Jasmine put him down.
*Confessional*
Cody: "Too much drama!"
Amy: "Glad Samey isn't here!"
*End Confessional*
Lightning gathered Courtney, Alejandro Katie, Dave, Jasmine, DJ and Leonard outside the cabin.
"We should make a black people alliance!" announced Lightning.
"No, you twit!" yelled Courtney, "we know how stupid and retarded you are!"
"Magic shall make us win!" yelled Leonard.
"This is lame," laughed Dave. Everyone walked off, but Leonard.
"We must work together and use our magic!" cheered Leonard.
"Ok, you're crazy!" yelled Lightning.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Lightning is so racist! What the hell!"
Dave: "That was awkward."
Alejandro: "What? Just, what?"
Katie: "An alliance without Sadie? Nah."
*End Confessional*
Sky and Zoey sat down together.
"I wonder what the first challenge is!" smiled Sky.
"Don't talk to me," hissed Zoey, "after how you treated Dave, I'm not talking to you!"
"Woah," muttered Sky. Dave then walked up.
"Hello Sky," smiled Dave.
"NO!" screamed Sky. She ran off.
Sam, Dakota and Zoey were in the cabin.
"Shame I'm not on your team!" sighed Dakota.
"We'll look out for each other," smiled Zoey, "besides, there might be a team swap!"
"True."
"You'll be fine!" smiled Sam.
"Thanks babe!"
Owen, Sam, Sugar and Sadie were in the Mess Hall.
"We need to align!" announced Owen. Everyone looked at him.
"Umm, why?" asked Sadie.
"We're fat!" announced Owen.
"Excuse me?" yelled Sugar. She slapped Owen really hard.
"Not my fault it's true!"
*Confessional*
Owen: "Crap, when did I turn mean?"
Sugar: "How rude!"
*End Confessional*
Brick and Shawn were in the forest.
"The zombies!" yelled Shawn.
"You mad, cadet?" yelled Brick.
"Excuse me?" yelled Shawn.
"I said, you mad?"
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"BECAUSE YOU THINK ZOMBIES ARE REAL! Oh, sorry for yelling." There was an awkward silence.
*Confessional*
Shawn: "We're not going to get along!"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"I've decided that Khloe's team is going up for elimination!" announced Kayla, "because I'm hotter."
"WHAT?" yelled Team Khloe.
"Yes," said Kayla, "now vote!"
*Confessional*
Sadie: "That's unfair!"
Katie: "What?"
Alejandro: "What the hell?"
*End Confessional*
"If I call your name, you're safe!" announced Kayla, "Sam, Brick, Sugar, Zoey, Beth, DJ, Owen, Alejandro and Katie!"
"What?" cried Leonard and Sadie.
"NO!" cried Katie.
"By a vote of 5-4-2, Leonard is eliminated! Katie got the 2 votes, Sadie got 4, and Leonard got 5, so he's gone! Never come back!" announced Kayla.
*Confessional*
Leonard: "My magic still didn't work?"
*End Confessional*
