Last time on Total Drama, it was announced that this season was battle of the sexes. Bridgette, Geoff and Heather had some minor drama. Denise and Abi apparently know each other outside the show. Nobody was eliminated last episode, but someone will go this episode. Find out who on this episode of Total Drama Pahkitew Island!
*Confessional*
Denise: "Man, my booty needs to get the guys!"
Leshawna: "If I want to stay in the show, I need a showmance!"
*End Confessional*
Denise, Tyler and Leshawna were in the mess hall.
"Hey Tyler," Denise smirked, "want some of this?"
"Oh hell no," said Leshawna, "my booty is bigger!"
"Too big," Tyler said to Leshawna, he looked at Denise and said, "too small."
"Come on, I'm a beast!" Denise smirked.
"Oh hell no!" Leshawna cried, "man, you can have me anytime!"
"Look, neither of you are my type," Tyler said awkwardly, "I gotta go." He ran off quickly.
Cody and Sean were on the cliff.
"Hey," said Cody, "what's your name? Are you new?"
"Yea, I'm Sean," Sean introduced himself.
"Oh," said Cody, "well hi."
"I was a big fan of yours last season," Sean complimented.
"Really?" Cody smiled.
*Confessional*
Cody: "I could use this to my advantage."
*End Confessional*
"Wanna form an alliance with your favorite celebrity?" Cody smirked at Sean.
"No thanks," said Sean.
"Who rejects an alliance offer with their favorite celebrity?" Cody gasped.
"Obviously a person who doesn't trust you!" Sean yelled.
*Confessional*
Cody: "*Bleep*!"
Sean: "He honestly thinks people trust him. He's going to go early this time. No final 4 for him."
*End Confessional*
Owen, Staci, Leshawna and Max were in the mess hall.
"Hey guys," said Owen, "wanna form an alliance?"
"Why?" Staci asked, "I don't know you."
"Because we're all fat," Owen said, as if it was obvious.
"Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" Leshawna screamed, "damn you got issues!" Leshawna slapped Owen and walked off.
"Hell no!" Staci slapped Owen and walked off.
"You sir, are a failure," Max muttered, walking off.
*Confessional*
Owen: "I tried."
Staci: "I'm a failure AND I'm fat. *Cries*"
*End Confessional*
Bridgette, Heather, Denise, Dakota and Abi were on the dock.
"Hey girls," said Heather, "listen, I may not have played a clean game last season, but I want a fresh start!"
*Confessional*
Heather: "As if."
*End Confessional*
"I'm in," Bridgette smiled.
"Me too," Denise raised her hand. Dakota nodded.
"Abi?" Heather asked, "are you with us?"
"I don't know," Abi said sheepishly, "sure I guess?"
"We need to be strategic," said Bridgette, "last season we merged when we had half of the cast left, so if we lose more challenges than the boys, we'll most likely turn on each other as I think only half the cast will merge this time."
"So you're saying to be loyal we must win challenges?" Dakota asked.
"Yep," Bridgette nodded.
*Confessional*
Denise: "This alliance will do so well!"
Heather: "Once we get rid of everyone else, Dakota's the first person I'm gunning for. She's a floater."
*End Confessional*
Chris had the contestants on the cliff for their challenge.
"Your challenge is to jump off the cliff into the hoop!" Chris announced, "the team with the most making it in the hoop win immunity!"
All the girls jumped first, well Dakota didn't. Denise, Heather and Bridgette made it into the hoop.
All the boys, except Pete and Tyler jumped, Sean, Geoff, Cody and Max made it into the hoop.
"Macho Men win!" Chris announced, "the Frilly Females are going to elimination!"
*Confessional*
Owen: "Woo, won the first challenge!"
DJ: "If we keep up our winning, we'll do well! I miss you mama, I'm doing this for you!"
Denise: "Damn, we lost?"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"If I call your name, you are safe!" Chris announced, "and you get a marshmallow! If I don't call your name, you must leave the island by going to the dock and getting in the boat of losers!"
"Saywhatnow?" Denise muttered quickly.
Denise
Dakota
Bridgette
Leshawna
Ellody
Abi
"Heather and Staci," Chris announced, "one of you is going home! The last person safe is..."
"Heather!" Chris announced, "Staci, by a vote of 6-1-1, you're eliminated!"
"Aw, it sucks to be the first eliminated," Staci sighed, "I knew I'd fail the moment I signed up. Bye guys."
*Confessional*
Denise: "Man, my booty needs to get the guys!"
Leshawna: "If I want to stay in the show, I need a showmance!"
*End Confessional*
Denise, Tyler and Leshawna were in the mess hall.
"Hey Tyler," Denise smirked, "want some of this?"
"Oh hell no," said Leshawna, "my booty is bigger!"
"Too big," Tyler said to Leshawna, he looked at Denise and said, "too small."
"Come on, I'm a beast!" Denise smirked.
"Oh hell no!" Leshawna cried, "man, you can have me anytime!"
"Look, neither of you are my type," Tyler said awkwardly, "I gotta go." He ran off quickly.
Cody and Sean were on the cliff.
"Hey," said Cody, "what's your name? Are you new?"
"Yea, I'm Sean," Sean introduced himself.
"Oh," said Cody, "well hi."
"I was a big fan of yours last season," Sean complimented.
"Really?" Cody smiled.
*Confessional*
Cody: "I could use this to my advantage."
*End Confessional*
"Wanna form an alliance with your favorite celebrity?" Cody smirked at Sean.
"No thanks," said Sean.
"Who rejects an alliance offer with their favorite celebrity?" Cody gasped.
"Obviously a person who doesn't trust you!" Sean yelled.
*Confessional*
Cody: "*Bleep*!"
Sean: "He honestly thinks people trust him. He's going to go early this time. No final 4 for him."
*End Confessional*
Owen, Staci, Leshawna and Max were in the mess hall.
"Hey guys," said Owen, "wanna form an alliance?"
"Why?" Staci asked, "I don't know you."
"Because we're all fat," Owen said, as if it was obvious.
"Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?" Leshawna screamed, "damn you got issues!" Leshawna slapped Owen and walked off.
"Hell no!" Staci slapped Owen and walked off.
"You sir, are a failure," Max muttered, walking off.
*Confessional*
Owen: "I tried."
Staci: "I'm a failure AND I'm fat. *Cries*"
*End Confessional*
Bridgette, Heather, Denise, Dakota and Abi were on the dock.
"Hey girls," said Heather, "listen, I may not have played a clean game last season, but I want a fresh start!"
*Confessional*
Heather: "As if."
*End Confessional*
"I'm in," Bridgette smiled.
"Me too," Denise raised her hand. Dakota nodded.
"Abi?" Heather asked, "are you with us?"
"I don't know," Abi said sheepishly, "sure I guess?"
"We need to be strategic," said Bridgette, "last season we merged when we had half of the cast left, so if we lose more challenges than the boys, we'll most likely turn on each other as I think only half the cast will merge this time."
"So you're saying to be loyal we must win challenges?" Dakota asked.
"Yep," Bridgette nodded.
*Confessional*
Denise: "This alliance will do so well!"
Heather: "Once we get rid of everyone else, Dakota's the first person I'm gunning for. She's a floater."
*End Confessional*
Chris had the contestants on the cliff for their challenge.
"Your challenge is to jump off the cliff into the hoop!" Chris announced, "the team with the most making it in the hoop win immunity!"
All the girls jumped first, well Dakota didn't. Denise, Heather and Bridgette made it into the hoop.
All the boys, except Pete and Tyler jumped, Sean, Geoff, Cody and Max made it into the hoop.
"Macho Men win!" Chris announced, "the Frilly Females are going to elimination!"
*Confessional*
Owen: "Woo, won the first challenge!"
DJ: "If we keep up our winning, we'll do well! I miss you mama, I'm doing this for you!"
Denise: "Damn, we lost?"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"If I call your name, you are safe!" Chris announced, "and you get a marshmallow! If I don't call your name, you must leave the island by going to the dock and getting in the boat of losers!"
"Saywhatnow?" Denise muttered quickly.
Denise
Dakota
Bridgette
Leshawna
Ellody
Abi
"Heather and Staci," Chris announced, "one of you is going home! The last person safe is..."
"Heather!" Chris announced, "Staci, by a vote of 6-1-1, you're eliminated!"
"Aw, it sucks to be the first eliminated," Staci sighed, "I knew I'd fail the moment I signed up. Bye guys."
