Chris McLean was on the dock on a new island.
"Chris McLean here!" he announced, "I'm back for another season with 8 newbies and 8 veterans! Find out what drama is in store this season on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"
"Now," Chris announced, still on the dock, "I really don't want to meet these contestants so they'll all share a confessional about themselves." You already know the veterans, but they'll confess too!"
*Confessional*
Abi: "Hey hoes, Abi here. I'm gonna get dirty in this competition when I need to, so I suggest everyone else watches out for me. I'm more than just a pretty face."
Heather: "I was robbed last season, I got 5th place? I'm here again to get 1st place. Thank god Sam and Zoey, last season's finalists, aren't returning. Zoey's doing her dumb X-Factor thing and Sam, well he's mourning over his loss..."
Owen: "Hey guys, I'm Owen! I want to prove to everyone that size doesn't matter and that I can win! Wait, that sounds wrong didn't it? *Gulp*"
Tyler: "I was the most liked contestant, not sure how I didn't make it further? Anyway, I'm back to redeem myself and make it further."
Ellody: "Hey guys, I'm Ellody. I'm 22 years old and I'm studying in college. I hope to be a rich, well known scientist one day. I'm competing on the show so that I can win the money for my college funds."
Denise: "Mhmm gurl, Denise Hemphill is here! I'm the chief of the police department around Kappa Kappa Tau, yes another one of those Crappa Crappa Cow people, but I'm gonna make it further than Chanel's side *Bleep*. Oh no, I'm going to win this!"
Cody: "I'm not sure being here is a good idea, I'm the most hated contestant. I bet Tyler would throw the challenge to get me out. I want to win, or make it really far again."
Max: "I may look like a nice, short guy. I'm actually planning on taking over the world one day! I will actually do it, unlike my sister Lindsay. I actually like my cousin Dakota, unlike Lindsay."
Sean: "Hey, not much exciting about me, except that I want to win. Wish me luck."
Leshawna: "I am back, after being eliminated early! I
Staci: "So I've been disowned by my family 3 times and the third time was the last time. I was kicked out for being a failure. You could consider me the failure of the family. I want to prove them wrong, by competing on this show! If I lose, I have nowhere to go."
Pete: "Well, after my injuries, I'm back. I'm gonna have a good time here, unlike last time with my injury. I don't think I'll compete again after this season, but I'm gonna have fun!"
Dakota: "Freaking third person eliminated last time? Oh hell no, I'm back *Bleeps*! I'm going to dominate this game, unlike last season as I planned to dominate. Anyway, My little cousin Max is on this show, I haven't seen him in ages, he's the best!"
Geoff: "Hey dudes, I'm stoked to be here, especially since Bridgette is back with me! I hope to make it further, at least I made the jury last time."
DJ: "Hey, my mama has breast cancer and I need the money because she's the most important person in the world to me. She means so much. I want to thank her for everything she's ever done for me and I want her to recover!"
Bridgette: "I think I did well, getting 3rd place. I'm competing again to have some fun with my friend Heather, maybe I'll even win. I just want to have a good time, like last season."
*End Confessional*
Abi and Denise were outside.
"Hey Abi, I think I know you," said Denise.
"Oh yea," Abi smiled, "that time I tried to pledge for Kappa Kappa Tau."
"Mhm, I'm sorry you failed," Denise frowned.
'Meh, I have a life outside of trying to fit in," said Abi, "anyway, how've you been?"
"Good, you?"
"I wish life was so much easier."
"Gurl, we all do! Give me some sugar!" Denise and Abi hugged.
Bridgette and Geoff were making out in a cabin. Heather walked in.
"Hey Bridgette, wanna-" Heather began. She saw Bridgette making out with Geoff.
"Oh," Bridgette and Geoff jumped, Bridgette looked at Heather, "I'm kind of busy right now."
"I see how it is," Heather frowned, "I've bonded with you last season, you were my only true friend!"
"Heather, I know what you did last season," Bridgette glared at Heather, "but I love you as a friend. Just remember that I can spend time with you, but I have a boyfriend too."
"Alright," Heather frowned.
"Hey Heather, how's it going?" Geoff asked.
"I kind of feel a bit better."
*Confessional*
Heather: "Okay, I'm a strategist, I can't be so clingy."
Geoff: "Man, I love Bridgette and all, but she needs to spend more time with her friends instead of hanging out with me all the time!"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the contestants outside for an announcement.
"There's no elimination today!" Chris announced, "however there will be teams made! This is males vs females!"
"OH damn," said Denise.
"That's so sexist!" Pete gasped, "and old fashioned."
"Well, bye Bridgette," Geoff frowned, Heather smirked.
"Wait," said Tyler, "there's 16 of us, but there's 9 girls and 7 guys!" Tyler nudged Cody.
"*Bleep* that!" Cody yelled, "I am not a girl."
"Whatever you say," Tyler shrugged.
"Anyway, your first challenge is next episode!" Chris announced.
"Chris McLean here!" he announced, "I'm back for another season with 8 newbies and 8 veterans! Find out what drama is in store this season on Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"
"Now," Chris announced, still on the dock, "I really don't want to meet these contestants so they'll all share a confessional about themselves." You already know the veterans, but they'll confess too!"
*Confessional*
Abi: "Hey hoes, Abi here. I'm gonna get dirty in this competition when I need to, so I suggest everyone else watches out for me. I'm more than just a pretty face."
Heather: "I was robbed last season, I got 5th place? I'm here again to get 1st place. Thank god Sam and Zoey, last season's finalists, aren't returning. Zoey's doing her dumb X-Factor thing and Sam, well he's mourning over his loss..."
Owen: "Hey guys, I'm Owen! I want to prove to everyone that size doesn't matter and that I can win! Wait, that sounds wrong didn't it? *Gulp*"
Tyler: "I was the most liked contestant, not sure how I didn't make it further? Anyway, I'm back to redeem myself and make it further."
Ellody: "Hey guys, I'm Ellody. I'm 22 years old and I'm studying in college. I hope to be a rich, well known scientist one day. I'm competing on the show so that I can win the money for my college funds."
Denise: "Mhmm gurl, Denise Hemphill is here! I'm the chief of the police department around Kappa Kappa Tau, yes another one of those Crappa Crappa Cow people, but I'm gonna make it further than Chanel's side *Bleep*. Oh no, I'm going to win this!"
Cody: "I'm not sure being here is a good idea, I'm the most hated contestant. I bet Tyler would throw the challenge to get me out. I want to win, or make it really far again."
Max: "I may look like a nice, short guy. I'm actually planning on taking over the world one day! I will actually do it, unlike my sister Lindsay. I actually like my cousin Dakota, unlike Lindsay."
Sean: "Hey, not much exciting about me, except that I want to win. Wish me luck."
Leshawna: "I am back, after being eliminated early! I
Staci: "So I've been disowned by my family 3 times and the third time was the last time. I was kicked out for being a failure. You could consider me the failure of the family. I want to prove them wrong, by competing on this show! If I lose, I have nowhere to go."
Pete: "Well, after my injuries, I'm back. I'm gonna have a good time here, unlike last time with my injury. I don't think I'll compete again after this season, but I'm gonna have fun!"
Dakota: "Freaking third person eliminated last time? Oh hell no, I'm back *Bleeps*! I'm going to dominate this game, unlike last season as I planned to dominate. Anyway, My little cousin Max is on this show, I haven't seen him in ages, he's the best!"
Geoff: "Hey dudes, I'm stoked to be here, especially since Bridgette is back with me! I hope to make it further, at least I made the jury last time."
DJ: "Hey, my mama has breast cancer and I need the money because she's the most important person in the world to me. She means so much. I want to thank her for everything she's ever done for me and I want her to recover!"
Bridgette: "I think I did well, getting 3rd place. I'm competing again to have some fun with my friend Heather, maybe I'll even win. I just want to have a good time, like last season."
*End Confessional*
Abi and Denise were outside.
"Hey Abi, I think I know you," said Denise.
"Oh yea," Abi smiled, "that time I tried to pledge for Kappa Kappa Tau."
"Mhm, I'm sorry you failed," Denise frowned.
'Meh, I have a life outside of trying to fit in," said Abi, "anyway, how've you been?"
"Good, you?"
"I wish life was so much easier."
"Gurl, we all do! Give me some sugar!" Denise and Abi hugged.
Bridgette and Geoff were making out in a cabin. Heather walked in.
"Hey Bridgette, wanna-" Heather began. She saw Bridgette making out with Geoff.
"Oh," Bridgette and Geoff jumped, Bridgette looked at Heather, "I'm kind of busy right now."
"I see how it is," Heather frowned, "I've bonded with you last season, you were my only true friend!"
"Heather, I know what you did last season," Bridgette glared at Heather, "but I love you as a friend. Just remember that I can spend time with you, but I have a boyfriend too."
"Alright," Heather frowned.
"Hey Heather, how's it going?" Geoff asked.
"I kind of feel a bit better."
*Confessional*
Heather: "Okay, I'm a strategist, I can't be so clingy."
Geoff: "Man, I love Bridgette and all, but she needs to spend more time with her friends instead of hanging out with me all the time!"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the contestants outside for an announcement.
"There's no elimination today!" Chris announced, "however there will be teams made! This is males vs females!"
"OH damn," said Denise.
"That's so sexist!" Pete gasped, "and old fashioned."
"Well, bye Bridgette," Geoff frowned, Heather smirked.
"Wait," said Tyler, "there's 16 of us, but there's 9 girls and 7 guys!" Tyler nudged Cody.
"*Bleep* that!" Cody yelled, "I am not a girl."
"Whatever you say," Tyler shrugged.
"Anyway, your first challenge is next episode!" Chris announced.
