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*Confessional*
Heather: "Gwen was going? I thought that Dakota was meant to go? What happened?"
Beth: "I feel bad for voting Gwen off but it was either her or Dakota."
Harold: "I feel so irrelevant."
*End Confessional*
Justin, Leshawna and Bridgette stood outside.
"Hey ladies," Justin winked.
"Hi," Leshawna drooled, "you're one sexy man."
"Hi," said Bridgette, "may I be honest? I don't mean to be rude, but you're not that hot." Justin glared at her.
"Excuse you?" he asked Bridgette.
"Excused," said Bridgette, "I don't think you're hot, get it? No?"
*Confessional*
Bridgette: "Justin is always trying to seduce everyone. It is quite annoying."
*End Confessional*
Duncan, DJ, Geoff and Tyler all sat in the cabin.
"Alright," said Duncan, "so-"
"How is everyone?" DJ asked.
"Good, thanks man!" Geoff smiled.
"I feel energetic!" Tyler replied.
"DJ, I'm fine," said Duncan, "but I think we need to talk."
*Confessional*
Tyler: "I don't want to get on Duncan's bad side."
*End Confessional*
"I feel we should align against the weaklings on our team!" Duncan announced.
"We haven't lost a challenge yet, why are we worrying?" Geoff asked.
"We could lose today for all we know!" Duncan argued.
"No need to be negative," Geoff muttered, "but I agree to the alliance.
"Yes, whatever," Tyler muttered.
"Show some positivity!" DJ yelled, "we will work together!"
*Confessional*
Duncan: "I'm not the nice type, but DJ seems pretty cool."
Geoff: "Sheesh, I'm getting Duncan out as soon as I can."
*End Confessional*
Heather, Beth and Courtney all met up.
"What happened?" Heather yelled, "Dakota was meant to go home!"
"I'm sorry, I thought we were voting Gwen!" Beth lied, feeling guilty.
"I was going to let you choose who to vote, but looks like I can't," Heather muttered.
"Don't be so rude!" Courtney gasped.
"Excuse me?" Heather asked, "I'm the leader of this alliance!"
"I'm a better leader than you!" Courtney frowned.
"Oh hell no!" Heather and Courtney then had a slap-off. Beth slowly walked out.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Okay, I'm competitive. So what?"
Beth: "Well, rest in spaghetti, never forghetti!"
*End Confessional*
Harold and Sugar were in the woods.
"Hi," said Harold, "I'm Harold!"
"Heya, I'm Sugar!" Sugar smiled, "want some honey?" She had a hand stuck in a beehive.
"No thanks," Harold grimaced.
"But you're so skinny!" Sugar frowned.
"Good."
*Confessional*
Sugar: "I tried to be nice. Sugar has turned into Salt!"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the campers outside the campground.
"The challenge is paintball!" Chris announced, "the females have pink and the males have blue!"
"Duh," Justin muttered, "it's because I'm so hot."
"Gosh, you're so full of yourself!" Harold muttered.
"Anyway, first team to shoot all the people from the other team win immunity!" Chris announced. Everyone then ran off, except Dakota who was texting.
"Put your device away," said Chris.
"No," Dakota smiled. Chef then took it off her. "WHY?" Dakota cried. She then ran off with her gun.
Justin and Leshawna had found each other.
"Hi hottie," Leshawna smiled. She lowered her gun.
"I'm just going to shoot you-" Justin began, when Leshawna shot him in the face.
"Sorry hot stuff!" Leshawna called, running off.
Trent and DJ were standing around together.
"What's wrong?" DJ asked Trent, "you look upset."
"Oh," said Trent, "I just never got to get to know Gwen, when the girls voted her off."
"Oh, that's sad," DJ said. Courtney then walked up and got ready to shoot them.
"Hi Courtney," said DJ, accidentally shooting Trent, "oh, sorry." Courtney then shot DJ.
"Beth, you're my human shield!" Heather and Beth kept arguing.
"No," Beth yelled, "you can't make me do anything for you!"
"Excuse me?" Heather gasped. Tyler came in to shoot them when Heather shot him.
Geoff shot Bridgette.
Sugar shot Harold.
Duncan shot Dakota.
Courtney shot Geoff.
Courtney shot Cody.
It was down to Heather and Beth vs Duncan eventually. Duncan saw Beth and Heather and heard an argument, so he decided to listen in.
"Beth, you're so going home!" Heather yelled, "you traitor!"
"You're an evil cow!" Beth yelled, shooting Heather.
"Oi!" Heather shot Beth back.
"The males win again!" Chris announced.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Duncan shot me, I wasn't ready!"
Courtney: "I shot 3 people, more than what everyone else managed."
DJ: "Sorry Trent!"
*End Confessional*
Cody and Dakota stood outside the mess hall.
"Hi," said Dakota.
"Hi," said Cody, "you seem cute, wanna be friends?"
"Um, no!" laughed Dakota.
"Why not?"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "He's cute, but I have to play 'Hard to Get' otherwise he won't like me!"
Cody: "Playing hard to get?"
*End Confessional*
"It's obvious you're playing hard to get!" Cody laughed at Dakota.
"But you're not my type!" Dakota lied, blushing.
*Confessional*
Cody: "Damn."
Justin: "I saw Cody trying to flirt with Dakota, let me show him how it's done!"
*End Confessional*
Justin walked up to Dakota and Cody then took his shirt off.
"You're hot, now get lost!" Dakota yelled. Justin frowned and walked off. Cody laughed.
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Bridgette got one vote!" Chris announced, "and Beth and Heather tied with 3 votes each! They must now announce a speech on why they should stay! Chef will judge!" Chef walked up and waved with an evil expression.
"I should stay instead of Beth," said Heather, "because she is a lazy, useless, backstabbing, nerdy b**** who should go die in hell!"
"And I should stay instead of Heather!" Beth raged, "because she's a nasty fake hoe with a brain the size of an ant!" Everyone was shocked.
"Those were the best speeches I've ever heard in my life," Chef announced, "I'm giving them both immunity!"
"He can't do that!" Bridgette gasped.
"He can," Chris smiled, "he's a host too! Show some love for Chef! If Beth and Heather are immune, that means-"
"NO, I'M ELIMINATED?" Bridgette cried.
"There's no elimination tonight," Chris laughed.
*Confessional*
Heather: "Gwen was going? I thought that Dakota was meant to go? What happened?"
Beth: "I feel bad for voting Gwen off but it was either her or Dakota."
Harold: "I feel so irrelevant."
*End Confessional*
Justin, Leshawna and Bridgette stood outside.
"Hey ladies," Justin winked.
"Hi," Leshawna drooled, "you're one sexy man."
"Hi," said Bridgette, "may I be honest? I don't mean to be rude, but you're not that hot." Justin glared at her.
"Excuse you?" he asked Bridgette.
"Excused," said Bridgette, "I don't think you're hot, get it? No?"
*Confessional*
Bridgette: "Justin is always trying to seduce everyone. It is quite annoying."
*End Confessional*
Duncan, DJ, Geoff and Tyler all sat in the cabin.
"Alright," said Duncan, "so-"
"How is everyone?" DJ asked.
"Good, thanks man!" Geoff smiled.
"I feel energetic!" Tyler replied.
"DJ, I'm fine," said Duncan, "but I think we need to talk."
*Confessional*
Tyler: "I don't want to get on Duncan's bad side."
*End Confessional*
"I feel we should align against the weaklings on our team!" Duncan announced.
"We haven't lost a challenge yet, why are we worrying?" Geoff asked.
"We could lose today for all we know!" Duncan argued.
"No need to be negative," Geoff muttered, "but I agree to the alliance.
"Yes, whatever," Tyler muttered.
"Show some positivity!" DJ yelled, "we will work together!"
*Confessional*
Duncan: "I'm not the nice type, but DJ seems pretty cool."
Geoff: "Sheesh, I'm getting Duncan out as soon as I can."
*End Confessional*
Heather, Beth and Courtney all met up.
"What happened?" Heather yelled, "Dakota was meant to go home!"
"I'm sorry, I thought we were voting Gwen!" Beth lied, feeling guilty.
"I was going to let you choose who to vote, but looks like I can't," Heather muttered.
"Don't be so rude!" Courtney gasped.
"Excuse me?" Heather asked, "I'm the leader of this alliance!"
"I'm a better leader than you!" Courtney frowned.
"Oh hell no!" Heather and Courtney then had a slap-off. Beth slowly walked out.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Okay, I'm competitive. So what?"
Beth: "Well, rest in spaghetti, never forghetti!"
*End Confessional*
Harold and Sugar were in the woods.
"Hi," said Harold, "I'm Harold!"
"Heya, I'm Sugar!" Sugar smiled, "want some honey?" She had a hand stuck in a beehive.
"No thanks," Harold grimaced.
"But you're so skinny!" Sugar frowned.
"Good."
*Confessional*
Sugar: "I tried to be nice. Sugar has turned into Salt!"
*End Confessional*
Chris had the campers outside the campground.
"The challenge is paintball!" Chris announced, "the females have pink and the males have blue!"
"Duh," Justin muttered, "it's because I'm so hot."
"Gosh, you're so full of yourself!" Harold muttered.
"Anyway, first team to shoot all the people from the other team win immunity!" Chris announced. Everyone then ran off, except Dakota who was texting.
"Put your device away," said Chris.
"No," Dakota smiled. Chef then took it off her. "WHY?" Dakota cried. She then ran off with her gun.
Justin and Leshawna had found each other.
"Hi hottie," Leshawna smiled. She lowered her gun.
"I'm just going to shoot you-" Justin began, when Leshawna shot him in the face.
"Sorry hot stuff!" Leshawna called, running off.
Trent and DJ were standing around together.
"What's wrong?" DJ asked Trent, "you look upset."
"Oh," said Trent, "I just never got to get to know Gwen, when the girls voted her off."
"Oh, that's sad," DJ said. Courtney then walked up and got ready to shoot them.
"Hi Courtney," said DJ, accidentally shooting Trent, "oh, sorry." Courtney then shot DJ.
"Beth, you're my human shield!" Heather and Beth kept arguing.
"No," Beth yelled, "you can't make me do anything for you!"
"Excuse me?" Heather gasped. Tyler came in to shoot them when Heather shot him.
Geoff shot Bridgette.
Sugar shot Harold.
Duncan shot Dakota.
Courtney shot Geoff.
Courtney shot Cody.
It was down to Heather and Beth vs Duncan eventually. Duncan saw Beth and Heather and heard an argument, so he decided to listen in.
"Beth, you're so going home!" Heather yelled, "you traitor!"
"You're an evil cow!" Beth yelled, shooting Heather.
"Oi!" Heather shot Beth back.
"The males win again!" Chris announced.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Duncan shot me, I wasn't ready!"
Courtney: "I shot 3 people, more than what everyone else managed."
DJ: "Sorry Trent!"
*End Confessional*
Cody and Dakota stood outside the mess hall.
"Hi," said Dakota.
"Hi," said Cody, "you seem cute, wanna be friends?"
"Um, no!" laughed Dakota.
"Why not?"
*Confessional*
Dakota: "He's cute, but I have to play 'Hard to Get' otherwise he won't like me!"
Cody: "Playing hard to get?"
*End Confessional*
"It's obvious you're playing hard to get!" Cody laughed at Dakota.
"But you're not my type!" Dakota lied, blushing.
*Confessional*
Cody: "Damn."
Justin: "I saw Cody trying to flirt with Dakota, let me show him how it's done!"
*End Confessional*
Justin walked up to Dakota and Cody then took his shirt off.
"You're hot, now get lost!" Dakota yelled. Justin frowned and walked off. Cody laughed.
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Bridgette got one vote!" Chris announced, "and Beth and Heather tied with 3 votes each! They must now announce a speech on why they should stay! Chef will judge!" Chef walked up and waved with an evil expression.
"I should stay instead of Beth," said Heather, "because she is a lazy, useless, backstabbing, nerdy b**** who should go die in hell!"
"And I should stay instead of Heather!" Beth raged, "because she's a nasty fake hoe with a brain the size of an ant!" Everyone was shocked.
"Those were the best speeches I've ever heard in my life," Chef announced, "I'm giving them both immunity!"
"He can't do that!" Bridgette gasped.
"He can," Chris smiled, "he's a host too! Show some love for Chef! If Beth and Heather are immune, that means-"
"NO, I'M ELIMINATED?" Bridgette cried.
"There's no elimination tonight," Chris laughed.