Chris McLean stood on a dock next to a sign saying 'WAWANAKWA'.
"Yo!" he said, "we're coming live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in America. I'm your host, Chris McLean! I'm dropping Season 1 of the newest hottest Reality TV Show, Total Drama Insane, right now! Here's the deal, 16 teens have signed up to stay here for 8 weeks here at this crummy old summer camp! They'll compete in challenges against each other and then face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every few days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat and never return! Ever! We also have cameras watching every camper's every move! What will become of these teens? Find out now on Total Drama Insane!"
*Random Theme Song*
"Our first season is Battle of the Sexes!" Chris announced, "here comes our first boat! Ladies first, otherwise it's just plain old rude!"
A short, slightly chubby geeky girl walked off the boat with a small camper bag.
"Hi, I'm Beth!" she smiled, "it's great to be here!" She shook Chris's hand.
"Nice to meet you Beth," Chris smiled, then muttering, "she's not going to make it far."
A skinny tall blonde girl walked up, carrying a big bag and a surfboard.
"A little help here?" she cried. Beth walked up and grabbed her bag.
"Thank you," the girl smiled, "I'm Bridgette!"
"I'm Beth!" Beth kindly introduced herself.
"Hi ladies," a professionally dressed girl walked up with a couple of bags, "I'm Courtney! I hope to get to know you all and have fun!"
A blonde girl walked up. She wasn't carrying anything with her. She was wearing pink clothes and had a pair of orange shades. She lifted her shades and looked around the island.
"This isn't what you promised us," she frowned, "Dakota Milton will NOT stay here!"
"Is she your sister?" Courtney whispered, Bridgette shook her head.
"I'm not staying here! I want to leave!" Dakota wailed. Another small boat then came. They had tons of pink and purple bags.
"Thanks guys!" Dakota smiled, "remember to give me lots of fame as your job in being the Paparazzi!" People looked at her, clearly shocked. A pale goth girl walked up after Dakota.
"Hi," she said. Dakota turned around and screamed.
"Really?" she muttered, "I did not sign up for this! I, Gwen, will not stay here either! I did not sign up for this!" Chris laughed.
"Yes you did!" Chris handed Gwen her contract. Gwen then ripped it up.
"Don't worry, I made copies!" Chris smiled.
"Ugh!" Gwen muttered.
"It won't be that bad," Beth smiled, patting her on the back.
An Asian girl walked up with a small backpack
"Move it, the Queen is here!" she smiled. Everyone just looked at her.
"I'm sorry," said Courtney, "who are you?" The newbie looked at her.
"Who am I?" the girl yelled, "shame you don't know me, as by the time you get to know me, you'll be eliminated! Oh, I'm Heather by the way, nice to meet you!" Chris loved this drama.
A ghetto looking girl walked onto the dock. She carried a small bag and a loud speaker.
"Hey, Leshawna in the house!" she yelled. She looked at Dakota and said, "girl, let's put on one of your favorite songs!" Dakota handed Leshawna her phone as Leshawna plugged it into her speaker.
"Meghan Trainor?" Leshawna questioned Dakota, "oh well." She then started dancing to it. She accidentally kicked the speaker and Dakota's phone into the water. "Oops." Dakota was not happy. She then shrugged and grabbed a second phone out.
"Hey, SUGAR IN THE HOUSE!" a fat version of Dakota yelled, "Sugar in the H-A-U-S-E!" Everyone looked at her.
"You spelled 'house' wrong," Heather muttered. Sugar walked up to her. Beth and Bridgette gasped.
"Excuse me?" Sugar yelled. She then gave Heather a shove, almost pushing her into the water.
"Woah," Heather muttered.
"Woah," Courtney muttered, "can't we all be nice?"
"Nope," Sugar smiled.
Another boat then came to the dock.
"The guys are here!" Chris announced. He was sick of listening to the girls bickering.
A short boy with brown hair walked up with a couple of small bags.
"Hey, looks like the ladies made it," he smiled, eyeing up Leshawna and Dakota, "I'm Cody."
"Um, you're not my type," Dakota blushed, clearly flattered.
"I will be," Cody smirked. A tall male walked off the boat carrying a big bag and a photograph of a woman.
"Hi, my name is Devin Joseph!" he smiled, "you can all call me DJ! I'm here for Mama! I'm winning for her!"
"Aw, that's sweet," Bridgette, Courtney and Dakota all aww'd.
"Move softie!" a punk yelled, "Duncan's going to win this!"
"Where did you come from, juvy?" Heather snorted.
"Yes, actually!" Duncan yelled.
"WOOHOO!" a male wearing a pink jacket jumped off the boat, "GEOFF IS HERE AND WE'RE GONNA PARTY!"
"Loving the enthusiasm," Chris muttered.
"Hi," a ginger nerd said walking up. Nobody really paid attention to him. "I'm Harold," he said.
"Ew," Dakota muttered, "he looked at me."
"Real mature," Harold muttered, "gosh!"
"Shut it, Dweeb!" Duncan yelled.
"Gosh!"
A handome young man walked up with a big bag. All the girls started eyeing him up.
"Hi sugar candy," Leshawna drooled.
"Hi, Justin is here," Justin smiled. Cody was jealous that the girls were falling for Justin.
"Hi," Courtney drooled.
"Um, go away, I don't like you!" Justin cringed at Courtney.
"Douche," Heather muttered under her breath. Only she didn't fall for Justin's hotness.
A guy with a big bag and a guitar walked onto the dock.
"Hi, I'm Trent," he smiled, "I hope there's time to play music." He saw Gwen and smiled at her, she smiled back.
"Hi, I'm Gwen," Gwen smiled.
"Hi Gwen," Trent smiled. A jock wearing red then jumped onto the dock with a couple of bags.
"YO! TYLER IS HERE!" the jock announced, "I bet I'm the strongest here, no offense!"
Chris had all the campers sit around the elimination ceremony.
"Welcome," Chris announced, "this is where every week someone will be eliminated!" Everyone gasped. "And they can never ever return!" Chris added, "you can also use the outhouse as a confessional stand."
*Confessional*
Gwen: "So I'm the first to use the confessional. This place seems like crap, but Trent seems like the only okay person here."
Beth: "I'm so excited to be here!"
Cody: "I hope to get a girlfriend, or make a new friend at least."
Dakota: "I'm not here for money, I'm here for fame."
Heather: "They'll all fall one by one!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone sat in the Mess Hall.
"Here is where you'll eat food made by Chef!" Chris announced. A tall man wearing a filthy apron walked up.
"YOU EAT THE S*** I SERVE YOU!" Chef yelled, "GOT THAT, MAGGOTS?" Dakota cringed, Beth frowned, Justin moaned. Everyone else shrugged.
*Confessional*
Bridgette: "How bad can it be, right?"
*End Confessional*
"You can have some of my famous rat stew!" Chef smiled, holding a tray with 16 bowls. Everyone cringed at the sight. Dakota even threw up in a bowl.
"That one can be yours," Chef whispered to Dakota.
"Okay, I'm not eating anything!" Leshawna cried, "I'd rather starve!"
"I can't eat horrible food, I'm looking for courier in the future!" Courtney wailed.
"This is just gross," Trent frowned.
"More for me!" Sugar smiled, draining all the bowls down.
*Confessional*
Trent: "I like Sugar's optimism, but she's kind of disgusting."
*End Confessional*
Dakota whispered something in Chef's ear and handed him a $100 note. Chef nodded to her. He then pulled out 2 trays with pepperoni pizza.
"Where did you get Pizza Hut from?" Gwen asked, "we're in the middle of nowhere!"
"Do you want food or not?" Chef yelled. Gwen gulped and took a slice of pizza. Bridgette picked at her piece.
"Something wrong?" Courtney asked her.
"I'm a vegetarian," Bridgette nodded.
"So ya don't want that?" Sugar asked rudely. Bridgette picked off the meat and gave it to Sugar.
Harold was eating his pizza casually when Duncan came up and stole it.
"Thanks dweeb," Duncan smiled.
*Confessional*
Leshawna: "I saw what Duncan did! I don't normally stick up for bullying because it looks 'uncool' but that was just uncool!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone was on top of a cliff.
"Your first challenge is to dive off a cliff!" Chris smiled. Everyone gulped. "There are 2 hoops!" Chris announced, "the large one worth 1 point, the smaller one worth 3 points!"
*After challenge*
The girls had everyone jump, Courtney didn't make it, but they got a total of 12 points.
The guys had everyone jump, they got a total of 17 points.
"The guys win!" Chris announced.
*Confessional*
Sugar: "Darn it, we lost!"
Heather; "Dang, Courtney made us lose! Then again, even if she made it we wouldn't have won anyway."
*End Confessional*
Heather, Beth and Courtney all sat in a cabin.
"Alright girls," said Heather, "I was wondering who you're all voting?"
"I was thinking of voting off someone who didn't get many points," Courtney replied, "I know I didn't make it, but Dakota didn't even try in that challenge! She wouldn't jump!"
"She could have won for us for all she knew," Beth nodded, "it's a shame in all honesty."
"Alright, so should we work together to get Dakota out?" Heather asked.
"Yea, as long as it's not me," Courtney smiled.
*Confessional*
Beth: "I want to make friends with someone but Courtney and Heather don't seem like the right choices. Maybe if I warn Dakota we can be friends!"
*End Confessional*
Beth and Dakota stood outside.
"Ew," Dakota cringed.
"Heather and Courtney are voting you out!" Beth gasped.
"What?" Dakota gasped, "hell no!"
"Yea, I'm not voting with them!" Beth explained, "if you vote Gwen with me this elimination then we can get Heather out!"
"Yea, alright."
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Beth isn't pretty, but she seems pretty chill. I'm happy she warned me."
Beth: "I hope she stays."
*End Confessional*
Leshawna had cornered Duncan in the Mess Hall.
"I'm sick of how you've treated Harold!" Leshawna yelled, "you've been bullying him quite a bit! You stole his pizza, ignored his request to try be friends AND threw him off the cliff!"
"Yea, and?" Duncan shrugged. Leshawna slapped him.
"I have one more question for you!" Leshawna yelled. She then pointed at his shoes and yelled,
"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?"
*Confessional*
Duncan: "If I had a dollar for every overused vine."
Leshawna: "Dang that felt good! I hope Harold is alright!"
*End Confessional*
The guys sat in their cabin celebrating their win.
"To always winning!" Geoff yelled, starting a toast.
"To always winning!" Everyone yelled.
*Confessional*
Tyler: "My team is really strong, that's because we're all guys."
Geoff: "I like my team."
*End Confessional*
Gwen and Bridgette sat on the dock.
"Hi," Gwen smiled, "I was wondering if you wanted to work together, you seem nice."
"Oh thanks," Bridgette replied, "who do you want to vote off?"
"I was thinking Heather," Gwen replied, "she seems pretty edgy."
"Yea, I'm in for that!
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Welcome ladies!" Chris announced, "if I give you a marshmallow you're safe!"
"Beth, Bridgette, Courtney and Leshawna are safe with no votes!" Chris announced, "Sugar is safe with one vote! Dakota is also safe with one vote! By a vote of 4-2, it's down to Heather and Gwen!"
Heather and Gwen glanced at each other. They gave dirty looks.
"Heather is safe!" Chris announced.
"What?" Gwen cried, "something went wrong! I can't believe this! What was the point in signing up? Ugh!"
Gwen walked onto the dock of shame and hopped onto the boat. She was sulking
"Yo!" he said, "we're coming live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in America. I'm your host, Chris McLean! I'm dropping Season 1 of the newest hottest Reality TV Show, Total Drama Insane, right now! Here's the deal, 16 teens have signed up to stay here for 8 weeks here at this crummy old summer camp! They'll compete in challenges against each other and then face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every few days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat and never return! Ever! We also have cameras watching every camper's every move! What will become of these teens? Find out now on Total Drama Insane!"
*Random Theme Song*
"Our first season is Battle of the Sexes!" Chris announced, "here comes our first boat! Ladies first, otherwise it's just plain old rude!"
A short, slightly chubby geeky girl walked off the boat with a small camper bag.
"Hi, I'm Beth!" she smiled, "it's great to be here!" She shook Chris's hand.
"Nice to meet you Beth," Chris smiled, then muttering, "she's not going to make it far."
A skinny tall blonde girl walked up, carrying a big bag and a surfboard.
"A little help here?" she cried. Beth walked up and grabbed her bag.
"Thank you," the girl smiled, "I'm Bridgette!"
"I'm Beth!" Beth kindly introduced herself.
"Hi ladies," a professionally dressed girl walked up with a couple of bags, "I'm Courtney! I hope to get to know you all and have fun!"
A blonde girl walked up. She wasn't carrying anything with her. She was wearing pink clothes and had a pair of orange shades. She lifted her shades and looked around the island.
"This isn't what you promised us," she frowned, "Dakota Milton will NOT stay here!"
"Is she your sister?" Courtney whispered, Bridgette shook her head.
"I'm not staying here! I want to leave!" Dakota wailed. Another small boat then came. They had tons of pink and purple bags.
"Thanks guys!" Dakota smiled, "remember to give me lots of fame as your job in being the Paparazzi!" People looked at her, clearly shocked. A pale goth girl walked up after Dakota.
"Hi," she said. Dakota turned around and screamed.
"Really?" she muttered, "I did not sign up for this! I, Gwen, will not stay here either! I did not sign up for this!" Chris laughed.
"Yes you did!" Chris handed Gwen her contract. Gwen then ripped it up.
"Don't worry, I made copies!" Chris smiled.
"Ugh!" Gwen muttered.
"It won't be that bad," Beth smiled, patting her on the back.
An Asian girl walked up with a small backpack
"Move it, the Queen is here!" she smiled. Everyone just looked at her.
"I'm sorry," said Courtney, "who are you?" The newbie looked at her.
"Who am I?" the girl yelled, "shame you don't know me, as by the time you get to know me, you'll be eliminated! Oh, I'm Heather by the way, nice to meet you!" Chris loved this drama.
A ghetto looking girl walked onto the dock. She carried a small bag and a loud speaker.
"Hey, Leshawna in the house!" she yelled. She looked at Dakota and said, "girl, let's put on one of your favorite songs!" Dakota handed Leshawna her phone as Leshawna plugged it into her speaker.
"Meghan Trainor?" Leshawna questioned Dakota, "oh well." She then started dancing to it. She accidentally kicked the speaker and Dakota's phone into the water. "Oops." Dakota was not happy. She then shrugged and grabbed a second phone out.
"Hey, SUGAR IN THE HOUSE!" a fat version of Dakota yelled, "Sugar in the H-A-U-S-E!" Everyone looked at her.
"You spelled 'house' wrong," Heather muttered. Sugar walked up to her. Beth and Bridgette gasped.
"Excuse me?" Sugar yelled. She then gave Heather a shove, almost pushing her into the water.
"Woah," Heather muttered.
"Woah," Courtney muttered, "can't we all be nice?"
"Nope," Sugar smiled.
Another boat then came to the dock.
"The guys are here!" Chris announced. He was sick of listening to the girls bickering.
A short boy with brown hair walked up with a couple of small bags.
"Hey, looks like the ladies made it," he smiled, eyeing up Leshawna and Dakota, "I'm Cody."
"Um, you're not my type," Dakota blushed, clearly flattered.
"I will be," Cody smirked. A tall male walked off the boat carrying a big bag and a photograph of a woman.
"Hi, my name is Devin Joseph!" he smiled, "you can all call me DJ! I'm here for Mama! I'm winning for her!"
"Aw, that's sweet," Bridgette, Courtney and Dakota all aww'd.
"Move softie!" a punk yelled, "Duncan's going to win this!"
"Where did you come from, juvy?" Heather snorted.
"Yes, actually!" Duncan yelled.
"WOOHOO!" a male wearing a pink jacket jumped off the boat, "GEOFF IS HERE AND WE'RE GONNA PARTY!"
"Loving the enthusiasm," Chris muttered.
"Hi," a ginger nerd said walking up. Nobody really paid attention to him. "I'm Harold," he said.
"Ew," Dakota muttered, "he looked at me."
"Real mature," Harold muttered, "gosh!"
"Shut it, Dweeb!" Duncan yelled.
"Gosh!"
A handome young man walked up with a big bag. All the girls started eyeing him up.
"Hi sugar candy," Leshawna drooled.
"Hi, Justin is here," Justin smiled. Cody was jealous that the girls were falling for Justin.
"Hi," Courtney drooled.
"Um, go away, I don't like you!" Justin cringed at Courtney.
"Douche," Heather muttered under her breath. Only she didn't fall for Justin's hotness.
A guy with a big bag and a guitar walked onto the dock.
"Hi, I'm Trent," he smiled, "I hope there's time to play music." He saw Gwen and smiled at her, she smiled back.
"Hi, I'm Gwen," Gwen smiled.
"Hi Gwen," Trent smiled. A jock wearing red then jumped onto the dock with a couple of bags.
"YO! TYLER IS HERE!" the jock announced, "I bet I'm the strongest here, no offense!"
Chris had all the campers sit around the elimination ceremony.
"Welcome," Chris announced, "this is where every week someone will be eliminated!" Everyone gasped. "And they can never ever return!" Chris added, "you can also use the outhouse as a confessional stand."
*Confessional*
Gwen: "So I'm the first to use the confessional. This place seems like crap, but Trent seems like the only okay person here."
Beth: "I'm so excited to be here!"
Cody: "I hope to get a girlfriend, or make a new friend at least."
Dakota: "I'm not here for money, I'm here for fame."
Heather: "They'll all fall one by one!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone sat in the Mess Hall.
"Here is where you'll eat food made by Chef!" Chris announced. A tall man wearing a filthy apron walked up.
"YOU EAT THE S*** I SERVE YOU!" Chef yelled, "GOT THAT, MAGGOTS?" Dakota cringed, Beth frowned, Justin moaned. Everyone else shrugged.
*Confessional*
Bridgette: "How bad can it be, right?"
*End Confessional*
"You can have some of my famous rat stew!" Chef smiled, holding a tray with 16 bowls. Everyone cringed at the sight. Dakota even threw up in a bowl.
"That one can be yours," Chef whispered to Dakota.
"Okay, I'm not eating anything!" Leshawna cried, "I'd rather starve!"
"I can't eat horrible food, I'm looking for courier in the future!" Courtney wailed.
"This is just gross," Trent frowned.
"More for me!" Sugar smiled, draining all the bowls down.
*Confessional*
Trent: "I like Sugar's optimism, but she's kind of disgusting."
*End Confessional*
Dakota whispered something in Chef's ear and handed him a $100 note. Chef nodded to her. He then pulled out 2 trays with pepperoni pizza.
"Where did you get Pizza Hut from?" Gwen asked, "we're in the middle of nowhere!"
"Do you want food or not?" Chef yelled. Gwen gulped and took a slice of pizza. Bridgette picked at her piece.
"Something wrong?" Courtney asked her.
"I'm a vegetarian," Bridgette nodded.
"So ya don't want that?" Sugar asked rudely. Bridgette picked off the meat and gave it to Sugar.
Harold was eating his pizza casually when Duncan came up and stole it.
"Thanks dweeb," Duncan smiled.
*Confessional*
Leshawna: "I saw what Duncan did! I don't normally stick up for bullying because it looks 'uncool' but that was just uncool!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone was on top of a cliff.
"Your first challenge is to dive off a cliff!" Chris smiled. Everyone gulped. "There are 2 hoops!" Chris announced, "the large one worth 1 point, the smaller one worth 3 points!"
*After challenge*
The girls had everyone jump, Courtney didn't make it, but they got a total of 12 points.
The guys had everyone jump, they got a total of 17 points.
"The guys win!" Chris announced.
*Confessional*
Sugar: "Darn it, we lost!"
Heather; "Dang, Courtney made us lose! Then again, even if she made it we wouldn't have won anyway."
*End Confessional*
Heather, Beth and Courtney all sat in a cabin.
"Alright girls," said Heather, "I was wondering who you're all voting?"
"I was thinking of voting off someone who didn't get many points," Courtney replied, "I know I didn't make it, but Dakota didn't even try in that challenge! She wouldn't jump!"
"She could have won for us for all she knew," Beth nodded, "it's a shame in all honesty."
"Alright, so should we work together to get Dakota out?" Heather asked.
"Yea, as long as it's not me," Courtney smiled.
*Confessional*
Beth: "I want to make friends with someone but Courtney and Heather don't seem like the right choices. Maybe if I warn Dakota we can be friends!"
*End Confessional*
Beth and Dakota stood outside.
"Ew," Dakota cringed.
"Heather and Courtney are voting you out!" Beth gasped.
"What?" Dakota gasped, "hell no!"
"Yea, I'm not voting with them!" Beth explained, "if you vote Gwen with me this elimination then we can get Heather out!"
"Yea, alright."
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Beth isn't pretty, but she seems pretty chill. I'm happy she warned me."
Beth: "I hope she stays."
*End Confessional*
Leshawna had cornered Duncan in the Mess Hall.
"I'm sick of how you've treated Harold!" Leshawna yelled, "you've been bullying him quite a bit! You stole his pizza, ignored his request to try be friends AND threw him off the cliff!"
"Yea, and?" Duncan shrugged. Leshawna slapped him.
"I have one more question for you!" Leshawna yelled. She then pointed at his shoes and yelled,
"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?"
*Confessional*
Duncan: "If I had a dollar for every overused vine."
Leshawna: "Dang that felt good! I hope Harold is alright!"
*End Confessional*
The guys sat in their cabin celebrating their win.
"To always winning!" Geoff yelled, starting a toast.
"To always winning!" Everyone yelled.
*Confessional*
Tyler: "My team is really strong, that's because we're all guys."
Geoff: "I like my team."
*End Confessional*
Gwen and Bridgette sat on the dock.
"Hi," Gwen smiled, "I was wondering if you wanted to work together, you seem nice."
"Oh thanks," Bridgette replied, "who do you want to vote off?"
"I was thinking Heather," Gwen replied, "she seems pretty edgy."
"Yea, I'm in for that!
*Elimination Ceremony*
"Welcome ladies!" Chris announced, "if I give you a marshmallow you're safe!"
"Beth, Bridgette, Courtney and Leshawna are safe with no votes!" Chris announced, "Sugar is safe with one vote! Dakota is also safe with one vote! By a vote of 4-2, it's down to Heather and Gwen!"
Heather and Gwen glanced at each other. They gave dirty looks.
"Heather is safe!" Chris announced.
"What?" Gwen cried, "something went wrong! I can't believe this! What was the point in signing up? Ugh!"
Gwen walked onto the dock of shame and hopped onto the boat. She was sulking