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*Elimination Ceremony*
"What?" Amy cried.
"We haven't even had enough time to wake up!" DJ complained.
"I'm cold," Samey shivered.
"Well," said Chris, "we're having another quadruple twist-"
Everyone groaned.
"Not this again," Courtney muttered.
"-but only two people will be eliminated!" Chris finished.
"How do we decide who goes home?" Heather asked, "do we just vote the 2 people we hate most then vote one of them off?"
"Yes," said Chris, "yes you are."
*Confessional*
Amy: "Ta-ta!"
Tyler: "This is revenge!"
Brick: "Goodbye Izzy!"
Heather: "This is for your own good!"
*End Confessional*
"From each team!" Chris announced, "the least disliked people are Izzy and Kitty, alongside Courtney and Tyler."
"What?" Kitty whined.
"Meh," Courtney shrugged.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Kind of expected that!"
Heather: "Thank god it's not me!"
*End Confessional*
"What happens to us?" Kitty asked.
"That will be revealed later!" Chris laughed.
Kitty, Geoff, DJ and Samey sat together.
"This twist sucks," Kitty frowned.
"Yea," said DJ, "especially since we might lose a valuable member!"
"I'm valuable?" Kitty asked.
"Yes, of course!" Geoff cried, "you're one of the strongest competitors!"
"Aw, thanks!"
"Kitty, you have got to win!" Samey cried, "Izzy is a shady person and I can't cope with her on my team any longer!"
Geoff and Courtney were in the forest.
"So," said Geoff, "to find this 'X' person we'll need a plan!"
"Alright," Courtney nodded, "so 'X' has appeared whenever something to do with a love life has happened."
"Like when you kissed me," Geoff muttered angrily.
"-and when I faked my pregnancy," Courtney nodded, "so we need to get someone willing to kiss one of us!"
*Confessional*
Geoff: "I know just who to get!"
*End Confessional*
"Why am I here?" Topher asked.
"Please, help us!" Courtney pleaded, "someone's blackmailing me and they're probably going to go after you next!"
"What?" Topher gasped, "okay what do you want?"
"So, one of us has to kiss Courtney," Geoff muttered, "and it's not me!"
"What?" Topher cried, "rock paper scissors!" Geoff got rock and Topher got scissors.
"HA!" Geoff yelled.
"At least I'm not refusing to kiss a girl," Topher muttered. Geoff climbed in the tree above them.
"I kind of forgot to-" Topher began. Courtney then kissed him. A bush nearby rustled.
"Aha!" Geoff cried.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "We found 'X'!"
*End Confessional*
"Izzy?" everyone gasped.
"So what, I'm 'X'," muttered Izzy. She then scanned Geoff. "Party Monster". She'd already scanned the others.
*Confessional*
Izzy: "Yea, it was me, so what."
Courtney: "Izzy did this?"
*End Confessional*
Izzy, Courtney, Kitty and Tyler were on the beach.
"So your challenge today is basically a target practice!" Chef announced. He was hosting the challenge, "you must use 3 knives and hit the target! The person who does the worst from each team is automatically eliminated!"
Kitty vs Izzy
Kitty threw her first knife, it landed in the center.
"Yes!" Kitty cried. Izzy's first knife also hit the center.
Kitty's second knife also hit the center, as Izzy's did. Izzy's third knife didn't even get the target, but Kitty got the edge.
"What?" Izzy cried, "if the disease gets you all, I can't help you!"
Tyler vs Courtney
Tyler had managed to hit the center three times. Courtney had hit the edge and almost the center. Courtney had a dramatic aim and everyone thought she was aiming for the center, but she threw her knife somewhere else-
*Elimination Ceremony*
"So," Chris declared, "Tyler and Izzy are eliminated! Izzy got the least points when versing Kitty while Tyler had the most, however someone had to throw something at him." He gave a dirty look at Courtney. Courtney shrugged.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Unfortunately it didn't kill him!"
Heather: "I thought it'd be Kitty and Courtney, not Tyler and Izzy!"
*End Confessional*
"You've all made the merge!" Chris announced. Everyone cheered.
"Our final announcement," Chris began, "we have two people debuting! From last season we have Sugar!" Sugar walked up.
"Heyo!" Sugar cheered, "I'm back for my redemption!"
"Also with Sugar, we have a newbie! "Chris announced. A pale goth walked up and blinked at everyone.
"Crimson!" Chris announced, "would you like to say anything on your first episode?" Everyone stared at Crimson, expecting her to say something.
*Confessional*
Heather: "Does this goth even talk?"
*End Confessional*
Crimson then blinked and muttered, "whatever."
*Confessional*
Crimson: "They better stay out of my way."
Heather: "I've made the merge, things could get interesting."
Amy: "Unfortunately I'm in the merge with Samey!"
Geoff: "WOO!"
Brick: "I'm delighted to still be here!"
Samey: "Well, wish me luck!"
Courtney: "So I almost killed my ex, then I made the merge! Yes!"
Topher: "Of course I made the merge."
Kitty: "I made the merge WITHOUT debuting! Yay!"
DJ: "Well, Mamma, I'm winning for ya!"
*Elimination Ceremony*
"What?" Amy cried.
"We haven't even had enough time to wake up!" DJ complained.
"I'm cold," Samey shivered.
"Well," said Chris, "we're having another quadruple twist-"
Everyone groaned.
"Not this again," Courtney muttered.
"-but only two people will be eliminated!" Chris finished.
"How do we decide who goes home?" Heather asked, "do we just vote the 2 people we hate most then vote one of them off?"
"Yes," said Chris, "yes you are."
*Confessional*
Amy: "Ta-ta!"
Tyler: "This is revenge!"
Brick: "Goodbye Izzy!"
Heather: "This is for your own good!"
*End Confessional*
"From each team!" Chris announced, "the least disliked people are Izzy and Kitty, alongside Courtney and Tyler."
"What?" Kitty whined.
"Meh," Courtney shrugged.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Kind of expected that!"
Heather: "Thank god it's not me!"
*End Confessional*
"What happens to us?" Kitty asked.
"That will be revealed later!" Chris laughed.
Kitty, Geoff, DJ and Samey sat together.
"This twist sucks," Kitty frowned.
"Yea," said DJ, "especially since we might lose a valuable member!"
"I'm valuable?" Kitty asked.
"Yes, of course!" Geoff cried, "you're one of the strongest competitors!"
"Aw, thanks!"
"Kitty, you have got to win!" Samey cried, "Izzy is a shady person and I can't cope with her on my team any longer!"
Geoff and Courtney were in the forest.
"So," said Geoff, "to find this 'X' person we'll need a plan!"
"Alright," Courtney nodded, "so 'X' has appeared whenever something to do with a love life has happened."
"Like when you kissed me," Geoff muttered angrily.
"-and when I faked my pregnancy," Courtney nodded, "so we need to get someone willing to kiss one of us!"
*Confessional*
Geoff: "I know just who to get!"
*End Confessional*
"Why am I here?" Topher asked.
"Please, help us!" Courtney pleaded, "someone's blackmailing me and they're probably going to go after you next!"
"What?" Topher gasped, "okay what do you want?"
"So, one of us has to kiss Courtney," Geoff muttered, "and it's not me!"
"What?" Topher cried, "rock paper scissors!" Geoff got rock and Topher got scissors.
"HA!" Geoff yelled.
"At least I'm not refusing to kiss a girl," Topher muttered. Geoff climbed in the tree above them.
"I kind of forgot to-" Topher began. Courtney then kissed him. A bush nearby rustled.
"Aha!" Geoff cried.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "We found 'X'!"
*End Confessional*
"Izzy?" everyone gasped.
"So what, I'm 'X'," muttered Izzy. She then scanned Geoff. "Party Monster". She'd already scanned the others.
*Confessional*
Izzy: "Yea, it was me, so what."
Courtney: "Izzy did this?"
*End Confessional*
Izzy, Courtney, Kitty and Tyler were on the beach.
"So your challenge today is basically a target practice!" Chef announced. He was hosting the challenge, "you must use 3 knives and hit the target! The person who does the worst from each team is automatically eliminated!"
Kitty vs Izzy
Kitty threw her first knife, it landed in the center.
"Yes!" Kitty cried. Izzy's first knife also hit the center.
Kitty's second knife also hit the center, as Izzy's did. Izzy's third knife didn't even get the target, but Kitty got the edge.
"What?" Izzy cried, "if the disease gets you all, I can't help you!"
Tyler vs Courtney
Tyler had managed to hit the center three times. Courtney had hit the edge and almost the center. Courtney had a dramatic aim and everyone thought she was aiming for the center, but she threw her knife somewhere else-
*Elimination Ceremony*
"So," Chris declared, "Tyler and Izzy are eliminated! Izzy got the least points when versing Kitty while Tyler had the most, however someone had to throw something at him." He gave a dirty look at Courtney. Courtney shrugged.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Unfortunately it didn't kill him!"
Heather: "I thought it'd be Kitty and Courtney, not Tyler and Izzy!"
*End Confessional*
"You've all made the merge!" Chris announced. Everyone cheered.
"Our final announcement," Chris began, "we have two people debuting! From last season we have Sugar!" Sugar walked up.
"Heyo!" Sugar cheered, "I'm back for my redemption!"
"Also with Sugar, we have a newbie! "Chris announced. A pale goth walked up and blinked at everyone.
"Crimson!" Chris announced, "would you like to say anything on your first episode?" Everyone stared at Crimson, expecting her to say something.
*Confessional*
Heather: "Does this goth even talk?"
*End Confessional*
Crimson then blinked and muttered, "whatever."
*Confessional*
Crimson: "They better stay out of my way."
Heather: "I've made the merge, things could get interesting."
Amy: "Unfortunately I'm in the merge with Samey!"
Geoff: "WOO!"
Brick: "I'm delighted to still be here!"
Samey: "Well, wish me luck!"
Courtney: "So I almost killed my ex, then I made the merge! Yes!"
Topher: "Of course I made the merge."
Kitty: "I made the merge WITHOUT debuting! Yay!"
DJ: "Well, Mamma, I'm winning for ya!"