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Courtney woke up to see a note on her bed.
"You must throw the challenge!" Courtney read, "and vote off DJ."
*Confessional*
Courtney: "DJ is the nicest person ever! No way! But I have to, it'll hide my true thoughts!"
*End Confessional*
"Otherwise I'll tell Tyler you're pregnant and that you don't like him!" Courtney finished reading, "this is obviously from this 'X' person!" Courtney was feeling very paranoid.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "So this 'X' person is getting on my nerves."
Topher: "If I form an alliance with Kitty, I'll surely dominate my team. My small tiny team that has almost no people. To be honest, I just want Heather out."
*End Confessional*
Kitty and Topher sat in the cabin.
"Hi," said Topher, "do you trust Heather?"
"She's kind of shady," replied Kitty, "so if I'm honest, no. I kind of want her out as soon as possible."
"So do I," Topher agreed, "Since there's three people on our team and we're two of them, she's surely going to go!"
*Confessional*
Kitty: "Bye Heather!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Geoff were in the Mess Hall.
"Hey," Courtney winked.
"Um," said Geoff, "don't you have a boyfriend?"
"Don't you have a girlfriend?" Courtney asked.
"I do," replied Geoff.
"I have a Math test!"
*Confessional*
Geoff: "What?"
*End Confessional*
"What's that got to do with anything?" Geoff asked.
"Oh," laughed Courtney, "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on!" She then kissed Geoff and walked off.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Feel free to call me a squid(Chris edite the real word as it was too offensive), but since Tyler and I are going to break up, might as well have some fun!"
Geoff: "Oh my god. Bridgette can clearly see I didn't enjoy that!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and X were in the woods.
"So you're pregnant, you dislike Tyler and you kissed Geoff?" X asked.
"What?" Courtney gasped, "are you literally watching me?"
"Yes," X replied.
"Are you even going to tell me who you are?" Courtney asked rudely.
"No, I also see you got my note. Remember, throw the challenge and vote DJ off."
Topher, Brick, Tyler, DJ and Geoff stood in the Mess Hall.
"So we've had three eliminations and they were all males!" Brick pointed out.
"If this is an alliance, sure," said Topher.
"Yea," Tyler shrugged.
"The girls are outnumbering us again!" DJ nodded.
"Cool," said Geoff, "I'm in."
*Confessional*
Topher: "I hope this goes well!"
Brick: "It was a last resort, I don't feel safe!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone but Geoff left the Mess Hall. Courtney's 'X' walked in.
"I saw what you and Courtney did," X said.
"Who are you?" Geoff asked.
"Oh, I'm just someone blackmailing Courtney to do whatever I say," X replied casually, "and someone who is going to blackmail you in a minute."
"What if I don't cooperate?" Geoff gasped.
"I tell Tyler that you kissed Courtney!"
"But she ki- ugh fine!"
*Confessional*
Geoff: "So some bimbo is blackmailing two people, do I even get to find out who they are?"
X: "No Geoff, you don't get to find out who I am. This will be revealed when you're eliminated."
*End Confessional*
Chris had the campers out on the dock.
"Your challenge will determine your new teams!" Chris announced, "this challenge you will be trapped in a cave. The first 6 out are the new Team 1! The next 5 out are Team 2, meaning the last person out is automatically eliminated!"
*Confessional*
Heather: "Topher and Kitty won't be able to gang on me now! Ha!"
Topher: "New teams?"
Amy: "My team better not have Samey!"
*End Confessional*
"You all had breakfast, right?" Chef asked.
"Yes," everyone said.
"Three, two, one!" Chris counted. Everyone fainted.
Everyone woke up in a cave.
"Your challenge begins!" Chris announced.
"So, there's 3 tunnels," Samey pointed out.
"No kidding!" Amy yelled.
"Damn, stop being so harsh to your sister!" Geoff cried.
"Who asked for your input?" Amy asked, "why are we even arguing like a team? I'm not on any of you loser's teams!" Amy walked off into the first tunnel.
"Alright," said Topher, "good luck!" He followed Amy into Tunnel 1. Everyone split themselves between Tunnel 2, Tunnel 3 and Tunnel 4.
Samey was in Tunnel 2.
Beth, Kitty, Heather, Geoff, Brick, Izzy and DJ were in Tunnel 3.
Tyler and Courtney were in Tunnel 4.
*Confessional*
Samey: "So I'm lost in my tunnel, it's scary."
*End Confessional*
Amy and Topher made it out.
"You guys are Team 1 "Chris announced.
"Of course I won," scoffed Amy.
"Someone's cocky," Chris muttered.
Beth, Kitty, Heather, Geoff, Brick, Izzy and DJ were in Tunnel 3.
"Why did literally all the cast go down this tunnel?" Heather asked, trying to break the silence.
"Well, because literally all the cast think this is the right tunnel?" DJ shrugged.
*Confessional*
Izzy: "If you use your brain, it's obvious all the tunnels are right, one's just shorter."
*End Confessional*
"Come on!" Izzy called. She grabbed Heather's arm and dragged her away.
"Izzy and Heather are on Team 1!" Chris announced, as Heather and Izzy made it out of the cave.
Tyler and Courtney were in their cave.
"Well," said Courtney, "Tyler, can I tell you something?"
"Yea, sure," muttered Tyler.
"So I'm pregnant."
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Did I just say that really loud?"
*End Confessional*
"What?" Tyler gasped, "we only did it once- or twice- or twice a day."
"Yea," Courtney muttered, "I'm not prepared to be a teen mother!"
"I'm not ready to be a teen father!" Tyler gasped.
*Confessional*
Tyler: "That's it!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Tyler saw light, so they ran. They made it out of the cave, only to be greeted by a-
"BEAR!" Tyler and Courtney screamed. They backed up.
"Why is it sniffing my stomach?" Courtney clutched her stomach. The bear then bit Courtney's stomach and ripped it away.
"NO!" Tyler gasped, "wait why aren't you bleeding?" Tyler then saw the bear eating a bag of mashed potato.
"How-" Courtney gasped, "how did my stomach turn into mashed potato?"
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Okay, I faked it."
Tyler: "That cow!"
*End Confessional*
"Tyler, I'm desperate!" Courtney explained, "someone is blackmailing me to do what they said! They said they'd spread stuff about me if I didn't throw a challenge to get DJ out! Whoever they are, they don't like me, you, Geoff or DJ. They're blackmailing Geoff as well!"
"Why?" Tyler asked.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "I'm not telling him I kissed Geoff!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone who was in the majority group had made it out, except Beth.
"You guys are the members on Team 2!" Chris announced, "shouldn't there be one more of you then someone's eliminated?"
"Samey and Beth are missing," DJ pointed out, "I'm not sure where Samey went and Beth was behind us!"
"Here I am!" someone panted.
"YES!" Amy screeched, "Samey is so gone!" Beth had made it. Samey came up not far behind.
"Samey, you're the 4th eliminated!" Chris announced.
"Beth, no hard feelings okay?" Samey panted. She pulled out an idol.
"Where did you find that?" Amy screamed.
"In the cave," Samey shrugged.
"Good game Samey," said Beth, "good luck!"
*Dock of Shame*
Beth sat in the boat.
"It's a shame I got eliminated early, then again I already made a finale. I didn't expect to get as far this season, so I did pretty well," said Beth, "I hope Samey wins!"
*Confessional*
Tyler: "Courtney is hiding something from me!"
Geoff: "I'm telling Tyler, so that I can't be blackmailed!"
*End Confessional*
Tyler and Geoff sat on the dock.
"So," said Tyler, "someone's blackmailing you and Courtney?"
"Yea, you're not going to take this lightly!" Geoff frowned.
"How so?" Tyler asked.
"Well, Courtney kind of kissed me. Apparently her 'X' found out she-"
"That's why she was acting strangely!" Tyler frowned, "she also faked a pregnancy."
*Confessional*
Tyler: "I can't believe it! Geoff is a good friend at least!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney walked up.
"Hey guys!" Courtney smiled. Geoff stood back in shock. Tyler glared at Courtney.
"You cheating scum!" Tyler yelled, "you filthy, dirty sl-"
"Tyler, I'm sorry!" Courtney cried, "the blackmail made me stressed! I'm sorry! Please."
"No, we're over!" Tyler yelled.
"I didn't like you anymore anyway!" Courtney screamed as Tyler walked off. She glared at Geoff with a dirty look.
"Hey, I can't be blackmailed anymore," Geoff smiled, "and neither can you!"
"Yea, true," Courtney smiled.
"So, wanna work together to find out who this 'X' person is?" Geoff asked. Courtney nodded.
Courtney woke up to see a note on her bed.
"You must throw the challenge!" Courtney read, "and vote off DJ."
*Confessional*
Courtney: "DJ is the nicest person ever! No way! But I have to, it'll hide my true thoughts!"
*End Confessional*
"Otherwise I'll tell Tyler you're pregnant and that you don't like him!" Courtney finished reading, "this is obviously from this 'X' person!" Courtney was feeling very paranoid.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "So this 'X' person is getting on my nerves."
Topher: "If I form an alliance with Kitty, I'll surely dominate my team. My small tiny team that has almost no people. To be honest, I just want Heather out."
*End Confessional*
Kitty and Topher sat in the cabin.
"Hi," said Topher, "do you trust Heather?"
"She's kind of shady," replied Kitty, "so if I'm honest, no. I kind of want her out as soon as possible."
"So do I," Topher agreed, "Since there's three people on our team and we're two of them, she's surely going to go!"
*Confessional*
Kitty: "Bye Heather!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Geoff were in the Mess Hall.
"Hey," Courtney winked.
"Um," said Geoff, "don't you have a boyfriend?"
"Don't you have a girlfriend?" Courtney asked.
"I do," replied Geoff.
"I have a Math test!"
*Confessional*
Geoff: "What?"
*End Confessional*
"What's that got to do with anything?" Geoff asked.
"Oh," laughed Courtney, "I thought we were listing things we could cheat on!" She then kissed Geoff and walked off.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Feel free to call me a squid(Chris edite the real word as it was too offensive), but since Tyler and I are going to break up, might as well have some fun!"
Geoff: "Oh my god. Bridgette can clearly see I didn't enjoy that!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and X were in the woods.
"So you're pregnant, you dislike Tyler and you kissed Geoff?" X asked.
"What?" Courtney gasped, "are you literally watching me?"
"Yes," X replied.
"Are you even going to tell me who you are?" Courtney asked rudely.
"No, I also see you got my note. Remember, throw the challenge and vote DJ off."
Topher, Brick, Tyler, DJ and Geoff stood in the Mess Hall.
"So we've had three eliminations and they were all males!" Brick pointed out.
"If this is an alliance, sure," said Topher.
"Yea," Tyler shrugged.
"The girls are outnumbering us again!" DJ nodded.
"Cool," said Geoff, "I'm in."
*Confessional*
Topher: "I hope this goes well!"
Brick: "It was a last resort, I don't feel safe!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone but Geoff left the Mess Hall. Courtney's 'X' walked in.
"I saw what you and Courtney did," X said.
"Who are you?" Geoff asked.
"Oh, I'm just someone blackmailing Courtney to do whatever I say," X replied casually, "and someone who is going to blackmail you in a minute."
"What if I don't cooperate?" Geoff gasped.
"I tell Tyler that you kissed Courtney!"
"But she ki- ugh fine!"
*Confessional*
Geoff: "So some bimbo is blackmailing two people, do I even get to find out who they are?"
X: "No Geoff, you don't get to find out who I am. This will be revealed when you're eliminated."
*End Confessional*
Chris had the campers out on the dock.
"Your challenge will determine your new teams!" Chris announced, "this challenge you will be trapped in a cave. The first 6 out are the new Team 1! The next 5 out are Team 2, meaning the last person out is automatically eliminated!"
*Confessional*
Heather: "Topher and Kitty won't be able to gang on me now! Ha!"
Topher: "New teams?"
Amy: "My team better not have Samey!"
*End Confessional*
"You all had breakfast, right?" Chef asked.
"Yes," everyone said.
"Three, two, one!" Chris counted. Everyone fainted.
Everyone woke up in a cave.
"Your challenge begins!" Chris announced.
"So, there's 3 tunnels," Samey pointed out.
"No kidding!" Amy yelled.
"Damn, stop being so harsh to your sister!" Geoff cried.
"Who asked for your input?" Amy asked, "why are we even arguing like a team? I'm not on any of you loser's teams!" Amy walked off into the first tunnel.
"Alright," said Topher, "good luck!" He followed Amy into Tunnel 1. Everyone split themselves between Tunnel 2, Tunnel 3 and Tunnel 4.
Samey was in Tunnel 2.
Beth, Kitty, Heather, Geoff, Brick, Izzy and DJ were in Tunnel 3.
Tyler and Courtney were in Tunnel 4.
*Confessional*
Samey: "So I'm lost in my tunnel, it's scary."
*End Confessional*
Amy and Topher made it out.
"You guys are Team 1 "Chris announced.
"Of course I won," scoffed Amy.
"Someone's cocky," Chris muttered.
Beth, Kitty, Heather, Geoff, Brick, Izzy and DJ were in Tunnel 3.
"Why did literally all the cast go down this tunnel?" Heather asked, trying to break the silence.
"Well, because literally all the cast think this is the right tunnel?" DJ shrugged.
*Confessional*
Izzy: "If you use your brain, it's obvious all the tunnels are right, one's just shorter."
*End Confessional*
"Come on!" Izzy called. She grabbed Heather's arm and dragged her away.
"Izzy and Heather are on Team 1!" Chris announced, as Heather and Izzy made it out of the cave.
Tyler and Courtney were in their cave.
"Well," said Courtney, "Tyler, can I tell you something?"
"Yea, sure," muttered Tyler.
"So I'm pregnant."
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Did I just say that really loud?"
*End Confessional*
"What?" Tyler gasped, "we only did it once- or twice- or twice a day."
"Yea," Courtney muttered, "I'm not prepared to be a teen mother!"
"I'm not ready to be a teen father!" Tyler gasped.
*Confessional*
Tyler: "That's it!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney and Tyler saw light, so they ran. They made it out of the cave, only to be greeted by a-
"BEAR!" Tyler and Courtney screamed. They backed up.
"Why is it sniffing my stomach?" Courtney clutched her stomach. The bear then bit Courtney's stomach and ripped it away.
"NO!" Tyler gasped, "wait why aren't you bleeding?" Tyler then saw the bear eating a bag of mashed potato.
"How-" Courtney gasped, "how did my stomach turn into mashed potato?"
*Confessional*
Courtney: "Okay, I faked it."
Tyler: "That cow!"
*End Confessional*
"Tyler, I'm desperate!" Courtney explained, "someone is blackmailing me to do what they said! They said they'd spread stuff about me if I didn't throw a challenge to get DJ out! Whoever they are, they don't like me, you, Geoff or DJ. They're blackmailing Geoff as well!"
"Why?" Tyler asked.
*Confessional*
Courtney: "I'm not telling him I kissed Geoff!"
*End Confessional*
Everyone who was in the majority group had made it out, except Beth.
"You guys are the members on Team 2!" Chris announced, "shouldn't there be one more of you then someone's eliminated?"
"Samey and Beth are missing," DJ pointed out, "I'm not sure where Samey went and Beth was behind us!"
"Here I am!" someone panted.
"YES!" Amy screeched, "Samey is so gone!" Beth had made it. Samey came up not far behind.
"Samey, you're the 4th eliminated!" Chris announced.
"Beth, no hard feelings okay?" Samey panted. She pulled out an idol.
"Where did you find that?" Amy screamed.
"In the cave," Samey shrugged.
"Good game Samey," said Beth, "good luck!"
*Dock of Shame*
Beth sat in the boat.
"It's a shame I got eliminated early, then again I already made a finale. I didn't expect to get as far this season, so I did pretty well," said Beth, "I hope Samey wins!"
*Confessional*
Tyler: "Courtney is hiding something from me!"
Geoff: "I'm telling Tyler, so that I can't be blackmailed!"
*End Confessional*
Tyler and Geoff sat on the dock.
"So," said Tyler, "someone's blackmailing you and Courtney?"
"Yea, you're not going to take this lightly!" Geoff frowned.
"How so?" Tyler asked.
"Well, Courtney kind of kissed me. Apparently her 'X' found out she-"
"That's why she was acting strangely!" Tyler frowned, "she also faked a pregnancy."
*Confessional*
Tyler: "I can't believe it! Geoff is a good friend at least!"
*End Confessional*
Courtney walked up.
"Hey guys!" Courtney smiled. Geoff stood back in shock. Tyler glared at Courtney.
"You cheating scum!" Tyler yelled, "you filthy, dirty sl-"
"Tyler, I'm sorry!" Courtney cried, "the blackmail made me stressed! I'm sorry! Please."
"No, we're over!" Tyler yelled.
"I didn't like you anymore anyway!" Courtney screamed as Tyler walked off. She glared at Geoff with a dirty look.
"Hey, I can't be blackmailed anymore," Geoff smiled, "and neither can you!"
"Yea, true," Courtney smiled.
"So, wanna work together to find out who this 'X' person is?" Geoff asked. Courtney nodded.