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Brick, DJ, Kitty and Heather were the final 4. They were in the Mess Hall, celebrating their achievement.
"So, I made final 4 again!" Kitty cheered, "congrats to you guys!"
"Woo, thanks," DJ smiled.
"I'm the last newbie standing," Brick pointed out, proud of himself.
"Cool," said Kitty.
"I was obviously going to make it," Heather scoffed.
*Confessional*
Kitty: "That one person who ruins the celebration..."
DJ: "Heather can be such a killjoy!"
*End Confessional*
Ezekiel, Chris and Sky were in Chris's studio.
"Please, hire me!" Sky begged, "rehire me!"
"No," Chris smirked, "also, Zeke you're fired!"
"What?" Ezekiel cried, "that's not fair!"
*Confessional*
Chris: "I hate my interns."
Sky: "Terrible man!"
*End Confessional*
"However," Chris began, "if you make the final 4's lives living hells, then you've got spots in Season 3!"
"Aren't you having 14 people anymore next season?" Ezekiel asked, "eh?"
"We'll have 16," Chris explained, "if you-"
"We'll do it!" Sky replied.
"All you have to do is help in challenges and be brutal towards them."
Chris had the campers on the beach for an announcement.
"Your challenge is to convince some special guests as to why you should make it to the final 3!" Chris announced.
"Wait, you're bringing back the jury?" Heather exclaimed.
"No," said Chris, "I'm bringing back Season 1 Veterans who didn't make it into this season!"
*Confessional*
Heather: "God no."
Kitty: "I love most of the competitors!"
*End Confessional*
"We have Cody, Dakota, Harold, Justin, Gwen, Leshawna, Trent and Bridgette!" Chris announced. They walked up to the final 4.
"Shame Geoff isn't here," Bridgette frowned, "he could have won another million."
"Thought you were breaking up with him after Courtney's kiss?" Gwen smirked.
"No," said Bridgette, "it wasn't Geoff's fault."
"Gosh, good to be back!" Harold smiled.
"Damn, DJ I'm proud of ya!" Leshawna called.
"Thanks!" DJ waved.
"How are you and Cody doing?" Kitty asked Dakota.
"Oh, we broke up-" Dakota began. Everyone looked at her.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Problem?"
*End Confessional*
"So what you're all doing is that you're going to listen to speeches!" Chris announced to the guests, "then you'll vote who you think should be eliminated! Whoever loses, gets 'loser's lurgy'!"
"This isn't Harry Potter!" Harold yelled, "gosh!"
"Shut up Harold," Gwen kicked him.
"Gosh!" Harold cried.
"Anyway," Chris glared at Harold, "time for the speeches!"
*Confessional*
Brick: "Hey there, so I'm going to explain why I deserve a spot in the finale. Well, let's be honest. I'm the last newbie standing, I might not have much friends, I'm a strong competitor. I believe I should have a spot in the finale because I played a clean game. I stuck to my alliances and people I trusted, I participated in every challenge. I didn't float around and I didn't pull a Heather. I haven't been close to elimination before, so it'd be devastating to greet elimination today. Vote for me!"
DJ: "Alright, so some people say I was robbed last season. In all honesty I kind of wasn't. An automatic elimination would probably have occurred if Leshawna and I weren't mauled by that bear last season. Anyway, I feel I should win because I've won 3 immunity challenges in a row, I'm a kind person. I've done the best I can do, so if I'm eliminated tonight then so be it. I regret rejecting Samey, as she's a great girl. I hope to convince you all to keep me on the show!"
Heather: "I'm the best, that's all there is to it."
Kitty: "Did Heather even try in her speech? Anyway, I debuted last season and yet I made the final 3. I was stoked. I've made the final 4 without debuting so I've proved I'm not a floater. I've bonded with many people, I've been a clean player-"
*End Confessional*
"Time is up!" Chris announced, "damn budget cuts!"
"AGH!" Kitty yelled, "I didn't get to freaking finish!"
"Too bad," Chris frowned.
"Yo, that's not fair!" Leshawna called, "let the girl finish!"
"Yea," said Gwen.
"Heather didn't even try in her speech!" Cody protested.
"Oh shut up," Heather rolled her eyes.
"Your votes will be revealed at the elimination ceremony!" Chris announced.
Kitty, DJ and Brick were together.
"I hope none of us get voted," Brick said nervously.
"Heather didn't try, she'll clearly get all the votes," Kitty smiled, "I didn't get to finish my speech sadly, but I feel I won't be eliminated."
"Don't be cocky, you're turning into Topher," Brick muttered.
"Sorry," Kitty grinned.
"Good luck," said DJ.
*Confessional*
Kitty: "Oh my god, I realized Trent is here, I can talk to him!"
*End Confessional*
Kitty and Trent were in the cabin.
"Hi, I missed you!" Kitty cried.
"Listen, I want to confess something," said Trent.
"Oh?" Kitty oh'd.
"Well," Trent began, "I'd like to say-" The screen paused. Chef walked in front of it.
"Pay up $50 to see what Trent says to Kitty!" Chef announced evilly.
"CHEF!" Chris yelled, "THIS ISN'T HOW WE GET OUR MONEY!"
"Oh fine," Chef unpaused it.
"- I really like you," Trent looked at Kitty, "I feel great whenever I'm around you. I love you Kitty." Kitty was shocked.
"I didn't think you liked me back," said Kitty, "I'm flabbergasted." She kissed Trent.
DJ and Leshawna were in a cabin.
"I missed ya!" Leshawna hugged DJ.
"Same!" DJ smiled, "I'm glad my best friend is back!"
"Aw, I didn't think I was a good enough friend!" Leshawna smiled, "but I'm not happy about something-"
"Yea, I know," said DJ, "Samey. I should have given her a chance, don't tell anyone." He started whispering. "I love her back."
"I've been watching the episodes and it's obvious."
"Oh."
"She's probably watching you, rooting for you! She's a love sick puppy who needs you DJ!"
*Confessional*
DJ: "I'm glad Leshawna is here to give me advice!"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"I'm revealing the votes!" Chris announced.
Justin: Heather
Cody: Heather
Trent: Brick
Bridgette: Heather
Dakota: Kitty
Leshawna: Heather
Gwen: Heather
Harold: Brick
"DJ got 0, Kitty got 1, Brick got 2, Heather got 5!" Chris announced, "goodbye Heather!"
*Confessional*
Brick: "About damn time!"
Kitty: "I made the final 3 again!"
DJ: "Bye Heather!"
*Boat of Losers*
"This is so unfair!" Heather kicked the boat, it made a hole in the side.
"DON'T RUIN MY OLD CRAPPY BOAT!" Chef came running up looking horrified.
"Get over it," Heather spat, Chef threw her into the boat.
Brick, DJ, Kitty and Heather were the final 4. They were in the Mess Hall, celebrating their achievement.
"So, I made final 4 again!" Kitty cheered, "congrats to you guys!"
"Woo, thanks," DJ smiled.
"I'm the last newbie standing," Brick pointed out, proud of himself.
"Cool," said Kitty.
"I was obviously going to make it," Heather scoffed.
*Confessional*
Kitty: "That one person who ruins the celebration..."
DJ: "Heather can be such a killjoy!"
*End Confessional*
Ezekiel, Chris and Sky were in Chris's studio.
"Please, hire me!" Sky begged, "rehire me!"
"No," Chris smirked, "also, Zeke you're fired!"
"What?" Ezekiel cried, "that's not fair!"
*Confessional*
Chris: "I hate my interns."
Sky: "Terrible man!"
*End Confessional*
"However," Chris began, "if you make the final 4's lives living hells, then you've got spots in Season 3!"
"Aren't you having 14 people anymore next season?" Ezekiel asked, "eh?"
"We'll have 16," Chris explained, "if you-"
"We'll do it!" Sky replied.
"All you have to do is help in challenges and be brutal towards them."
Chris had the campers on the beach for an announcement.
"Your challenge is to convince some special guests as to why you should make it to the final 3!" Chris announced.
"Wait, you're bringing back the jury?" Heather exclaimed.
"No," said Chris, "I'm bringing back Season 1 Veterans who didn't make it into this season!"
*Confessional*
Heather: "God no."
Kitty: "I love most of the competitors!"
*End Confessional*
"We have Cody, Dakota, Harold, Justin, Gwen, Leshawna, Trent and Bridgette!" Chris announced. They walked up to the final 4.
"Shame Geoff isn't here," Bridgette frowned, "he could have won another million."
"Thought you were breaking up with him after Courtney's kiss?" Gwen smirked.
"No," said Bridgette, "it wasn't Geoff's fault."
"Gosh, good to be back!" Harold smiled.
"Damn, DJ I'm proud of ya!" Leshawna called.
"Thanks!" DJ waved.
"How are you and Cody doing?" Kitty asked Dakota.
"Oh, we broke up-" Dakota began. Everyone looked at her.
*Confessional*
Dakota: "Problem?"
*End Confessional*
"So what you're all doing is that you're going to listen to speeches!" Chris announced to the guests, "then you'll vote who you think should be eliminated! Whoever loses, gets 'loser's lurgy'!"
"This isn't Harry Potter!" Harold yelled, "gosh!"
"Shut up Harold," Gwen kicked him.
"Gosh!" Harold cried.
"Anyway," Chris glared at Harold, "time for the speeches!"
*Confessional*
Brick: "Hey there, so I'm going to explain why I deserve a spot in the finale. Well, let's be honest. I'm the last newbie standing, I might not have much friends, I'm a strong competitor. I believe I should have a spot in the finale because I played a clean game. I stuck to my alliances and people I trusted, I participated in every challenge. I didn't float around and I didn't pull a Heather. I haven't been close to elimination before, so it'd be devastating to greet elimination today. Vote for me!"
DJ: "Alright, so some people say I was robbed last season. In all honesty I kind of wasn't. An automatic elimination would probably have occurred if Leshawna and I weren't mauled by that bear last season. Anyway, I feel I should win because I've won 3 immunity challenges in a row, I'm a kind person. I've done the best I can do, so if I'm eliminated tonight then so be it. I regret rejecting Samey, as she's a great girl. I hope to convince you all to keep me on the show!"
Heather: "I'm the best, that's all there is to it."
Kitty: "Did Heather even try in her speech? Anyway, I debuted last season and yet I made the final 3. I was stoked. I've made the final 4 without debuting so I've proved I'm not a floater. I've bonded with many people, I've been a clean player-"
*End Confessional*
"Time is up!" Chris announced, "damn budget cuts!"
"AGH!" Kitty yelled, "I didn't get to freaking finish!"
"Too bad," Chris frowned.
"Yo, that's not fair!" Leshawna called, "let the girl finish!"
"Yea," said Gwen.
"Heather didn't even try in her speech!" Cody protested.
"Oh shut up," Heather rolled her eyes.
"Your votes will be revealed at the elimination ceremony!" Chris announced.
Kitty, DJ and Brick were together.
"I hope none of us get voted," Brick said nervously.
"Heather didn't try, she'll clearly get all the votes," Kitty smiled, "I didn't get to finish my speech sadly, but I feel I won't be eliminated."
"Don't be cocky, you're turning into Topher," Brick muttered.
"Sorry," Kitty grinned.
"Good luck," said DJ.
*Confessional*
Kitty: "Oh my god, I realized Trent is here, I can talk to him!"
*End Confessional*
Kitty and Trent were in the cabin.
"Hi, I missed you!" Kitty cried.
"Listen, I want to confess something," said Trent.
"Oh?" Kitty oh'd.
"Well," Trent began, "I'd like to say-" The screen paused. Chef walked in front of it.
"Pay up $50 to see what Trent says to Kitty!" Chef announced evilly.
"CHEF!" Chris yelled, "THIS ISN'T HOW WE GET OUR MONEY!"
"Oh fine," Chef unpaused it.
"- I really like you," Trent looked at Kitty, "I feel great whenever I'm around you. I love you Kitty." Kitty was shocked.
"I didn't think you liked me back," said Kitty, "I'm flabbergasted." She kissed Trent.
DJ and Leshawna were in a cabin.
"I missed ya!" Leshawna hugged DJ.
"Same!" DJ smiled, "I'm glad my best friend is back!"
"Aw, I didn't think I was a good enough friend!" Leshawna smiled, "but I'm not happy about something-"
"Yea, I know," said DJ, "Samey. I should have given her a chance, don't tell anyone." He started whispering. "I love her back."
"I've been watching the episodes and it's obvious."
"Oh."
"She's probably watching you, rooting for you! She's a love sick puppy who needs you DJ!"
*Confessional*
DJ: "I'm glad Leshawna is here to give me advice!"
*End Confessional*
*Elimination Ceremony*
"I'm revealing the votes!" Chris announced.
Justin: Heather
Cody: Heather
Trent: Brick
Bridgette: Heather
Dakota: Kitty
Leshawna: Heather
Gwen: Heather
Harold: Brick
"DJ got 0, Kitty got 1, Brick got 2, Heather got 5!" Chris announced, "goodbye Heather!"
*Confessional*
Brick: "About damn time!"
Kitty: "I made the final 3 again!"
DJ: "Bye Heather!"
*Boat of Losers*
"This is so unfair!" Heather kicked the boat, it made a hole in the side.
"DON'T RUIN MY OLD CRAPPY BOAT!" Chef came running up looking horrified.
"Get over it," Heather spat, Chef threw her into the boat.
